So my g/f won't stop playing this DAME song...

[1slodsm]

Just like it says.... She will not stop listening to the DAME JONUS BROTHERS. Everytime I get in the car its about this D*** SOS crap. I have come to the conclusion that I only have 3 options now.

1. Tell her to her face that I don't want to hear the crap anymore

2. The next time I get into the car and she plays it take it out and throw it out the window and laugh while doing it.

3. Wake up in the middle of the night when she is sleeping beside me and make it look like someone broke into her car and steal the cd player.LOL... Im SERIOUS.


What do you all think I should do?



later

[boomer]

tell that ***** whats up. #2

[Mr.Big]

Just like it says.... She will not stop listening to the DAME JONUS BROTHERS. Everytime I get in the car its about this D*** SOS crap. I have come to the conclusion that I only have 3 options now.

1. Tell her to her face that I don't want to hear the crap anymore

2. The next time I get into the car and she plays it take it out and throw it out the window and laugh while doing it.

3. Wake up in the middle of the night when she is sleeping beside me and make it look like someone broke into her car and steal the cd player.LOL... Im SERIOUS.


What do you all think I should do?



later

2 cause thats funny as hell

[BKgen®]

kill her.

[81911SC]

Kick her in the **** and throw her **** out. She will get over it. Nothing a little "twat smack" won't fix either.

[1slodsm]

lol...I cant kill her she worth to much to me... Money and personal wise...LOL

[crxsiguy]

bite her index finger off!

[EdgarG.]

#2 fo' sho

[redrumracer]

#2 not only is it funny but i think the message will be clear

[AnthonyF]

or option A....kill her

[Mr. Clean]

im gonna go with number 2 but make sure you throw it real good like a frisbee over a bridge so there will be a massive wreck somewhere that will take her mind off the fact that you threw her cd out the window, cause she's gonna freak

[AnthonyF]

or option b


when ur fùckin her....stick it in her a$$.

[BKgen®]

or option b


when ur fùckin her....stick it in her a$$.

then initiate donkey punch sequence

[Thighs]

you have only one option...

take her to the north pole.

[Gutling]

while sticking her in the a$$, put the cd in her butt crack, and spank her one good hard time, like kick starting a horse. Then when she jerks be like "OMG you broke your cd!!" I was going to surprise you with it after sex but now its gone forever

[Stormhammer]

#1.... simply cause I like that group lol

[EM1toEVO]

Never heard of 'em. What do they sound like? Does it make the speakers in the evo bleed?

[EM1toEVO]

OMFG I just looked them up and all I can say is WTF. I can totally understand. You better get to work setting her straight on some decent music.

[Master Shake]

#1....but make it clear that you hate the **** by gettin a little upset. **** works for me and my lady.
and for #2...i tried that and got my ass kicked cause if they really like the song....they'll fight for it
I lost that fight......horribly.

[Seymour222]

Put the cd in the microwave, then hang it from the rearview. It will make a pretty ornament.

[1slodsm]

ok well here is the info that you all have been waiting for lol...


So yesterday we went down to my mom's house which is like 1.5 hr drive or so from ours. Well were driving for about 25mins and she does not play the song at all. So me thinking that i'm safe I strike up a convo about anything. So we are talking and talking for about 30mins. Well all gets quite and im like half way asleep when all the DAME sudden she turns the radio up and plays the song. So I turn my head towards her and give her this eat S*** and die look. She is like whats wrong baby? I was like can you please turn this dame song off? She like well I like it. Then I tell here that I hate it with a dame passion. So we get to yelling and crap over it for the remainder of the ride to my parents house. So we get there and I try not to say one word to her cause at this point in so dame pissed off at her. Well we walk into the house and I see my little 3yr sister. Then it dawns upon me..... About 30mins into us being there I go outside to take a smoke break from the crazy family mess and take my little sis out with me. So my little sis plays around in the car for about to 5mins and I just so happen to put the cd on the seat where she is jumping around. And what do you know shes cracks the B**** into like 30 pieces. At this point all that I can do is laugh. So I give the cd to my sis and have her take it inside and tell the g/f that "IT BROKE" My g/f is like its ok I have another copy of the cd that I burned incase something like this happens. So i'm like S*** NOOOOOO.

To make a long story short. On the way I wanted to drive home and she still has that dame song playing. Well I tell her that im changing the CD for a few mins. She's like FINE. When my cd case is on the sun visor of the car and I just happen to have the drivers window about half way down. And what do you know I miss the cd holder and the B**** goes straight out the window. I was like BABY i'm so so sorry about that and I did not mean to do it. Well she in return says thats ok you will just by me a new now. That one was kinda scratch anyways. So it looks like today we are going to the mall to buy another on while we shop. I going to do ANYTHING today to ensure that this does not happen.

UPDATE AT THE END OF THE DAY

[Wurm]

do you spell d-a-m-n wrong on purpose?

[1slodsm]

yes...dont want to get yelled at or deleted for using bad words.


thank you

[KPowerEP3]

lmao...shafted by the system.

[Glides]

[toxxxic]

definately number 2.

[Kevykev]

What do you all think I should do?



later

Supaman that OHHHHHHHH!

[Stormhammer]

lol @ you guys getting into a heated argument over a song