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    Default Okay, this chick is epic failure

    So, I met this hottie yesterday on campus, talked ot her some more today and found out she was a total movie buff ( one of those OMG I <3 MOVIES !!!!!111!! )

    Come to find out she has never seen Star Wars 4-6, Indiana Jones, or Braveheart.

    how the **** have you not seen any of those?

    Discuss.


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    never seen "Braveheart" wtf! ditch her dude , or you'll never have your Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeedom!

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    The last of the Star Wars sucked. Empire strikes back was the last good one. Indiana Jones is alright and Braveheart is good. BTW Porsche>Outtie End Hijack.

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    I've never seen braveheart and not a fan of the star wars series

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    ^^ not a fan is one thing, but never having seen at least one of the 3 originals is another - a "scifi genre isn't my thing" is the dumbest answer for it ever because while it is scifi, there's more to those 3 than what other scifi movies have made

    I did ditch the ***** when she told me that was her reasoning. Braveheart? " eh, ancient stuff doesn't interest me, plus it looks boring"


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    Does she fail this bad?

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    Quote Originally Posted by coolcat
    Does she fail this bad?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stormhammer
    So, I met this hottie yesterday on campus, talked ot her some more today and found out she was a total movie buff ( one of those OMG I <3 MOVIES !!!!!111!! )

    Come to find out she has never seen Star Wars 4-6, Indiana Jones, or Braveheart.

    how the **** have you not seen any of those?

    Discuss.
    Hell i've never seen any of those movies and i dont think i want to

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    mY GIRL has never seen rocky. Speaking of which kinda funny a new indiana, star trek, and terminator are going to come out but NOT have the original star.shatner,arnold and ford

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stormhammer
    Come to find out she has never seen Star Wars 4-6
    Oh hell nah!

    I hope you walked out on her, I would've.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cactusEG
    Hell i've never seen any of those movies and i dont think i want to
    but why?


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    Quote Originally Posted by The_sl74
    mY GIRL has never seen rocky. Speaking of which kinda funny a new indiana, star trek, and terminator are going to come out but NOT have the original star.shatner,arnold and ford

    Dunno bout the other two, but Harrison Ford is in the Indiana Jones.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_sl74
    mY GIRL has never seen rocky. Speaking of which kinda funny a new indiana, star trek, and terminator are going to come out but NOT have the original star.shatner,arnold and ford
    wrong...Harrison Ford will be in the movie. the others idk about, nor do i care do to the fact that the last terminator sucked and star trek's gay.

    http://www.indianajones.com/site/index.html

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    maybe she is to young to know anything about Braveheart or indiana jones lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by SE-Rious1
    maybe she is to young to know anything about Braveheart or indiana jones lol


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    maybe she was lying jst to get you to ask her out on a date? shi* sounds like with all those movies you gotta handful of dates, and if you good enough tons of time for :idb:



    lolol tap atleast tap it one time and post her up in the redlight destrict

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    if you found her at spsu, then hold on tight, because thats gold.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stormhammer
    So, I met this hottie yesterday on campus, talked ot her some more today and found out she was a total movie buff ( one of those OMG I <3 MOVIES !!!!!111!! )

    Come to find out she has never seen Star Wars 4-6, Indiana Jones, or Braveheart.

    how the **** have you not seen any of those?

    Discuss.
    i can honestly say i have never, ever seen a star wars movie. seen the others though.

    oh and nice sig.


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    I've never seen Indiana Jones or Braveheart. *shrugs*

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    My girlfriend hasnt seen:
    GoodFellas
    Snatch
    Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
    Star Wars
    Jurassic Park
    Road To perdition
    Casino
    Green Mile
    Shawshank Redemption

    I could go on, i started making a list an we try to watch at least one of them every week LOL.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. KiDD
    My girlfriend hasnt seen:
    GoodFellas
    Snatch
    Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

    Star Wars
    Jurassic Park
    Road To perdition
    Casino
    Green Mile
    Shawshank Redemption

    I could go on, i started making a list an we try to watch at least one of them every week LOL.
    sawp tose two , so they'll be in order , lol , shawshank is a f'n classic , htf has that not been seen yet , JP was better on paper , Green Mile ... f'n love Hanks!

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    repped Mike(Kidd)

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    jurassic park novel is great

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    For those who never saw Indiana Jones in their child hood, your fathers failed.

    And no the chick actually goes to GA Highlands.


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    at least she's hot


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    Keep in mind when us guys were kids we thought they had cooties, we played video games, while they played with dolls. We can't hold them to the same standards... I suggest you educate her with your penis in her mouth, its the best you can do for her

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    ^^ she plays video games though - she can meet me par for par in Ace Combat 6... granted she knows what I'm about to pull off too


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    My ex gurl never seen any of the Friday movies

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    dude shes never seen jurassic park?WTF>!!?!?!!?>11/?!/?? dude now thats an epic fail
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stormhammer
    ^^ not a fan is one thing, but never having seen at least one of the 3 originals is another - a "scifi genre isn't my thing" is the dumbest answer for it ever because while it is scifi, there's more to those 3 than what other scifi movies have made

    I did ditch the ***** when she told me that was her reasoning. Braveheart? " eh, ancient stuff doesn't interest me, plus it looks boring"

    you ditched her over something as trivial as what movies she has/hasnt seen??????

    hate to say it, but i guess she wasnt "the one"......


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    The better way to have handled the situation would have been by saying "Looks like we have quite a few dates lined up for us."

    I did it, and it worked like a charm.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mastakey05
    My ex gurl never seen any of the Friday movies
    And she is probably better off for it.

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    Are you really gonna avoid sticking you piece in something wet because this ***** hasn't seen a couple of big movies?

    She could just be lying to you, so you'll take her to your place to "watch" the movies, at which point she'll trip, fall, and land on your ****.

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    you ditched a girl because shes never seen Braveheart....

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    starwars FTL!!!

    That **** is gayer than 4 dudes sitting on an upside down stool


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    NO SHIT AT ALL I JUST HAD MILK AND A COOKIE. I DIPPED THAT BITCH AND EVERYTHING, SORT OF LIKE I DID MY NUTS INTO YOUR MOTHERS LOOSE VAGINA.
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    That......would be my bad. Sorry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PsychoSquirl
    you ditched a girl because shes never seen Braveheart....
    nah, she turned out to be a shallow ***** when she asked me if I could buy her some $70 shirt at A&F. I was like uhhh... no.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Stormhammer
    nah, she turned out to be a shallow ***** when she asked me if I could buy her some $70 shirt at A&F. I was like uhhh... no.


    now thats understandable. you cheap bastard





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    Quote Originally Posted by DrivenMind
    Are you really gonna avoid sticking you piece in something wet because this ***** hasn't seen a couple of big movies?

    She could just be lying to you, so you'll take her to your place to "watch" the movies, at which point she'll trip, fall, and land on your ****.
    Yeah, I'm thinking this thread took a turn for brokeback right around the first post...

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    If she's hot, I wouldn't care if she didn't know what color her hair is because she's been too busy studying the mating habits of asexual organisms while dreaming of purple giraffes.

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    i've never seen any of those movies either =(

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