My car is absolutely filthy and I'm actually embarassed at how awful it looks.

I refuse to pay $10-20+ for some guys to wash my car and eat my clutch up in the process (the few times I've taken my car to somewhere to get it washed, someone ALWAYS drops my clutch when pulling it around). Does anyone know of a self wash car wash in the Emory/Decatur/Midtown area? Pleaaaase