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  1. 07-26-2005, 08:38 PM #1
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    Default Yeah, im a dumbass

    Ok, so i need to laugh at myself, and this is too good so ill share in hopes of making someone else laugh.

    Today at work, i had to pack a box up and ship it UPS to my friend in florida. So, i pack itt up, wrap it. Half way through i realized that i had forgotten to put something in the box, so i open it. I use my keys to cut the packing tape off the box, and then after im done i repack it.

    Heres the funny part.

    At 6pm its closing time so im ready to get out of work and go home. I cannot find my KEYS ANYWHERE. i tear the store apart looking for my keys, and they are nowhere to be found. Then i realize that probably the only place they are is in the box, that i packed, that my UPS guy picked up , headed to florida.

    i wont know for sure until my buddy gets it, but i dont think they are anywhere else. stay tuned , ill update when i know for sure, but at the moment i have NO HOUSE KEYS, NO CAR KEYS, NO WORK KEYS, NO SHOP KEYS


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  2. 07-26-2005, 08:39 PM #2
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    You didn't need to make this post to let us know this shit. Your other 1,599 posts already told us you were a dumbass. Later, QD.
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    Quote Originally Posted by quickdodgeŽ
    You didn't need to make this post to let us know this shit. Your other 1,599 posts already told us you were a dumbass. Later, QD.
    That was fucking cold QD...... BAHAHAHAHHAAA!!!!
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    bwuahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaha... j/k Sorry hun
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    lol, that sucks man. how ya gettin to/in home and work?
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    Quote Originally Posted by collins
    lol, that sucks man. how ya gettin to/in home and work?
    luckily i have a "shop" car i can drive. and my boss has keys to the store, and my landlord has copies of my house key
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    you dont keep spare copies of everythign around?
    My wife has a set of everything, in random places on my car i have keys hidden, etc. Byt my dad is also a locksmith
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    Quote Originally Posted by tsispyder
    you dont keep spare copies of everythign around?
    My wife has a set of everything, in random places on my car i have keys hidden, etc. Byt my dad is also a locksmith
    belive me, thats next on my agenda
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    lol, the 10 bucks you spen (liek 1 dollar and somethign cents a key) will save alotta headache, i lock my keys in my car all the time, but i have no doorhandles, thats why i keep a 3rd remote in teh trunk!
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    Quote Originally Posted by tsispyder
    thats why i keep a 3rd remote in teh trunk!
    As we wait for the next ***HONDA STOLEN*** thread to start up. Later, QD.
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    Quote Originally Posted by quickdodgeŽ
    As we wait for the next ***HONDA STOLEN*** thread to start up. Later, QD.
    : shrug : ivebeen askign for it for 2 months
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    that sucks dude, but thanks for the laugh
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    haha nice job
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    you said it not me

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    oh damn!!!! hahaha
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    You know you could have called UPS and had them hold the box at thier hub for you to come check out the box.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brett
    You know you could have called UPS and had them hold the box at thier hub for you to come check out the box.
    yeah i did that , they said "its already in the system, it could be anywhere, we dont have time to go look for it"
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    haha...damn owned.
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    I hope Mike knows I was only kidding. Lolol. Later, QD.
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    Quote Originally Posted by quickdodgeŽ
    I hope Mike knows I was only kidding. Lolol. Later, QD.
    of course, if you cant laugh at yourself, then theres nothing to laugh at
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    lol thats great..

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    I think it is funny - finally someone else f*cking loses their keys. Only 'cause I'm the queen of losing/locking in my keys so I totally appreciate your situation. Funny!!!
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    i wont touch that comment

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    ^^^ You just did, lolol. Later, QD.
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    well technically...but i didnt say what i wanted to..im trying to be a good girl

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    hahaha that sucks
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    ive never lost my keys anywhere other then inside my house then i usually lock myself out without noticing i lost my keys
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    *UPDATE*

    Don has received my keys, in the UPS box, all is good, and my dumbassedness is confirmed
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    ^^ Atleast you know he has them and you werent goin crazy...lol
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    What a dumbazz!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Glad you found them though!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by silver
    What a dwmbazz!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Glad you found them though!!
    
    im so smacking you whenever i oeet you
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    Best thread evar. +1

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    Be ccreful..I like that sort of thang...
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