Should have been like...

"I like the outfits you guys are wearing today...ok well the bachelor will be here in a little bit but I was wondering if I could get a sneakpeak of the goods before he gets here. So how about it ladies, lets get those clothes off...also I was wondering how much extra it would be for some assplay...I have some anal beads upstairs if you want to use mine unless you have some in those backpacks."