Drunk Text messages from Willum14pb.. LOL!

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so he drank way to much and this is how hsi text messages ended up. if you can translate them.. Reps if you can translate these textsstststsss

i took a shot at translation..


#1
Naw nlpot uey ill gell like vtso.

Translation?: Naw pot you ill gel my vtech.

#2
Wow itoy mist lbow how mucg drubk o am ewoew

Translation?: Wow my toy mist bow how much drunk i am awawaweewa(borat)

#3
We *kre goin hime niw

Translation?: We starkrek? **** it i give up.

#4
**** no keis is. Joly shrinl I'm so gonme

Translation?: **** no kris is. John seriously im so gone. <-- I THINK WE GOT THAT ONE.


#5
Nso wz go bik hooz noaw

Translation?:.......?

#6
Ya i fo. Brilievr i did tonoghjt! How ate you?

Translation: Ya i do. Believe i did tonight!? how are you?