~Insert Old Joke Here~

[MachNU]

brett hit his midlife crisis and put a widebody kit and vertical doors on his RASCAL

FAIL! try again i still win!

[bigdare23]

brett so old, when eve caught him in the tree, the eat the apple thing was a cover he was really just spying on her!

Man, I saw this analogy on the SATs



Brett is to humans, as the model T is to cars

[Echonova]

Judging by the thread title, I thought this was going to be about Brett's penis. ~whew~

Still the post of the mother F*cking night.

[MongolPup]

Brett is so old, he knew Burger King when he still was a prince.

[MachNU]

i still win! my joke is about as old as it can get!

[MongolPup]

Brett's so old, he was a waiter at the Last Supper.

Brett's so old, he ran track with dinosaurs.

When I got mad about Brett's Civic, I wanted to tell him to act his age but I was worried he'd drop dead. He's like Dick Clark x1000.

[bigdare23]

Brett was Colonel Sanders's General

[MachNU]

[QUOTE=MongolPup]Brett's so old, he was a waiter at the Last Supper.

Brett's so old, he ran track with dinosaurs.

When I got mad about Brett's Civic, I wanted to tell him to act his age but I was worried he'd drop dead. He's like Dick Clark x1000.[/QUOTE]

mine still wins, but that one is pretty dam funny!

bretts so old, the only reason god rested on the 7th day, was becuase he was hung over from bretts party the night before!

[MongolPup]

That geezer hasn't commented in this thread in awhile. His dentures or glasses must be fooking up.

[quickdodge®]

I know the jokes will flow here...lol, But in less than a month I will be 36, and this is really hitting me. When I hit 30 I was cool with it and was thinking "Ah damn, no biggie, I have 10 more years till 40" but those years have flown by and 40 is much closer

Tell me about it. Just a few years ago, I still felt 18. Now I feel 48. Keep it up, Brett. You'll catch up to me soon. Later, QD.

[bigdare23]

Wikipedia doesn't lie

[MachNU]

Tell me about it. Just a few years ago, I still felt 18. Now I feel 48. Keep it up, Brett. You'll catch up to me soon. Later, QD.

catch up? brett surpassed you millenium's ago!

[MachNU]

BUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA wait he just got a 2nd place post!

[quickdodge®]

catch up? brett surpassed you millenium's ago!

How? I'm older than Brett. Later, QD.

[MachNU]

How? I'm older than Brett. Later, QD.

hes faking!

[quickdodge®]

Lolol. Later, QD.

[redrumracer]

bretts so old he can sit down and tell you play by play of how the big bang happened

[MachNU]

bretts so old he can sit down and tell you play by play of how the big bang happened

alittle to late, plus mine is still older!

[redrumracer]

better late than never

[babygurl]

hmm brett so what do you have planned for your birthday?

[Brett]

^^ Nothing much yet, Id love to do something to make it unforgetable...lol

The rest of you, thanks, Now I feel MUCH better!!

[MachNU]

^^ Nothing much yet, Id love to do something to make it unforgetable...lol

The rest of you, thanks, Now I feel MUCH better!!

hey you brought it on yourself....you of all people should know not to make a trade Stating "Insert OLD Joke Here"

[Brett]

LMAO!! I knew it was coming though

Im going to Oldsmobile today to see what I can get for the S2k!!

[MachNU]

LMAO!! I knew it was coming though

Im going to Oldsmobile today to see what I can get for the S2k!!

get a camary, then you get all the luzury of old age, plus great gas mileage!

[quickdodge®]

IA's official senior citizens. Later, QD.

[Brett]

I used to LOVe the WEHERE THE BEEF COMMERCIALS!! (Yup I watched them when they were new) lol

[quickdodge®]

I used to LOVe the WEHERE THE BEEF COMMERCIALS!! (Yup I watched them when they were new) lol

I wen to elementary school with those three ladies....................parents. Later, QD.

[Mike Lowrey]

I know the jokes will flow here...lol, But in less than a month I will be 36, and this is really hitting me. When I hit 30 I was cool with it and was thinking "Ah damn, no biggie, I have 10 more years till 40" but those years have flown by and 40 is much closer

Your old.

[Mike Lowrey]

ya know brett, 36 is 63 backwards look at it this way, you're a year closer to eating off the senior menu @ piccadilly lol

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[Mike Lowrey]

I am going to a strip club for my birthday so that is a plus atleast...LOL

Hell Yeah!

Titties FTMFW! :boobies:

[Brett]

Now give me a mutha ****in handywipe!!

[Mike Lowrey]

I just hang out with stupid ass friends, that drive stupid ass cars that attract alot of muth****in' attention!