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    Default Worst night ever?

    Well, most of you probably went out partying or had some sort of "halloween" get together saturday.. maybe even friday...

    well, not me.... i was stuck moving.... <<< not so bad... but here's what went down saturday...


    i get pretty much everything moved which is gravy... except my bed... well a good friend was down my way going to "nether world"... so he said afterwards we'd grab the bed and take it to the new place in his truck... bad part was, he didn't get back til around eleven... after all is finished we get back to my apt (where i'm moving from not too) and ed and his girl come over so we can all have a few drinks and what not...(around 1 or so)

    they leave, my friend and his girl decide to stay.. so they crash on the futon...

    kelly and i crashed in my room mates bed.. (no nothing dirty considering it's not my bed...)


    well some more friend decide to stop by uninvited at 2:30-3:00 thinking the place was empty.. and he had his own key(use to live with us) so he let himself in... which is ok, except they were there to sleep.. and there were no more beds...

    so out of the goodness of my heart.. i start breaking out the sleeping bags and trying to help them out... during the time, the said "friend" is taking his costume off... which is a firemans outfit....

    me being a jokester... i "pants" him... when i did, his boxers came down as well... didn't mean for that to happen of course cause there were two girls in the room... still... most would just laugh it off...

    i guess he's got the small man complex, cause he pulls his pants back up... waits for me to turn around and

    SUCKER PUNCHES ME IN THE BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    i'm not talking a tap... or a smack... i mean an out right UPPER CUT TO THE SCROTUM!!!!!

    i was hit so hard i threw up...
    my balls are swollen.. and it still hurts to walk...

    he didn't stay very long after that... and has yet to apologize.......

    one, friends don't do that to eachother....
    two, that's a man code.... you don't hit a guy in the sack..
    three, it's a complete ***** move either way you look at it...

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    Damn that sucks. Wait for a long time til he's probably forgotten about it and get him back worse, lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TicketRedBB6
    Damn that sucks. Wait for a long time til he's probably forgotten about it and get him back worse, lol.

    had he stayed, he would have gotten kicked in his sleep....
    or i would have broken out the bat....

    i'm sure that's why they didn't stay....

    his brother (also a great friend of mine) did apologize.. and the girls were very sympathetic.. and apologized as well...

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    dang man that sucks sorry buddy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PURE jdm
    dang man that sucks sorry buddy!

    thanks.. no need for you to apologize though...

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    Quote Originally Posted by WHAT_LAG
    no workie...

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    That nagger sucker punched your balls?!?!?! time to ride on his mark ass


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    Quote Originally Posted by Killer
    no workie...
    You know Killer I wouldnt have let him leave the apartment. We would have been fight hurt nuts and all.

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    damn... that sucks... i felt horrible when lyric hit you in the balls because of me, now a straight punch is just too much... good thing victoria and i didnt crash there...

    what a douche... do i know this guy?

    ps it was good seeing you guys sat, we need to go back to that lake house, soon. victoria is dying for it. lol

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    KILLER YOU STILL TRYING TO GO TO THE FALCONS GAME NOV 18TH???


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    Quote Originally Posted by YSLBTT
    damn... that sucks... i felt horrible when lyric hit you in the balls because of me, now a straight punch is just too much... good thing victoria and i didnt crash there...

    what a douche... do i know this guy?

    ps it was good seeing you guys sat, we need to go back to that lake house, soon. victoria is dying for it. lol
    he needs to ice his jewels first. Sorry Killer, let me know if you want me to get him for you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by XLR8NMR2
    That nagger sucker punched your balls?!?!?! time to ride on his mark ass
    exactly... WHO DOES THAT?

    i would expect a punch to the arm, leg, maybe a headlock... or a slight flick in the nuts... but not a punch... especially a sucker punch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by YSLBTT
    damn... that sucks... i felt horrible when lyric hit you in the balls because of me, now a straight punch is just too much... good thing victoria and i didnt crash there...

    what a douche... do i know this guy?

    ps it was good seeing you guys sat, we need to go back to that lake house, soon. victoria is dying for it. lol
    yeah.. it was radd... one of the last i would expect it from...

    and we will... once i get things in order here!

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    Quote Originally Posted by WHAT_LAG
    You know Killer I wouldnt have let him leave the apartment. We would have been fight hurt nuts and all.
    honestly there was no way...



    Quote Originally Posted by XLR8NMR2
    KILLER YOU STILL TRYING TO GO TO THE FALCONS GAME NOV 18TH???

    yeah, i owe kelly one...

    but not any specific game.. you going?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Killer
    yeah.. it was radd... one of the last i would expect it from...

    and we will... once i get things in order here!
    rad? wtf?

    anyway, chic fil-a tonight?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Killer
    honestly there was no way...






    yeah, i owe kelly one...

    but not any specific game.. you going?
    Well my bday is nov 18th and there is a home game with tampa....I was thinking about going back to florida for my bday but if we get tickets i'll probaly go to the game and take a late flight back because i have a cruise late november


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    Quote Originally Posted by XLR8NMR2
    Well my bday is nov 18th and there is a home game with tampa....I was thinking about going back to florida for my bday but if we get tickets i'll probaly go to the game and take a late flight back because i have a cruise late november
    let me know... i'll pull up prices now...

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    Quote Originally Posted by YSLBTT
    rad? wtf?

    anyway, chic fil-a tonight?
    yeah, if it's nugget night!

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    according to wayne it is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Killer
    yeah, if it's nugget night!
    I always have nugget night in my pants. I have to call me a jumpoff today, so she can come eat my nuggets.

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    Quote Originally Posted by YSLBTT
    according to wayne it is.
    i was the one who told him...

    not positive if it is... i'm gonna check.. (and yes i was gonna invite you too)



    seriously... my balls still hurt... i highly doubt i'm gonna be able to have kids...

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    lol damn... that sucks...

    how do you like the new place?

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    omg... that is just so wrong, and it makes me hurt (crosses legs) just thinking about it... I hope you are ok... do you need to go to the Dr?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leisa
    omg... that is just so wrong, and it makes me hurt (crosses legs) just thinking about it... I hope you are ok... do you need to go to the Dr?
    i hope not!!!!!!!!! if it doesn't feel better by wed i'm going to go though...

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    if that MF ever sleeps over...call me over. I got bengay and some paint brush.

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    Quote Originally Posted by YSLBTT
    lol damn... that sucks...

    how do you like the new place?

    i love it.. as far as room for me.. and room for lyric... BUT i feel out of place not knowing the guy.. it's kinda got me down a bit..

    i mean don't get me wrong.. the guy is cool and all.. it's just not MY home ya know?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crazy Asian
    if that MF ever sleeps over...call me over. I got bengay and some paint brush.

    lol... i'll just make him eat the bengay... then kick him in the balls.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Killer
    and the girls were very sympathetic...
    Towards him? \/ \/ \/

    "i guess he's got the small man complex"

    Later, QD.
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    Quote Originally Posted by quickdodge®
    Towards him? \/ \/ \/

    "i guess he's got the small man complex"

    Later, QD.

    lol!!!!

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    or what you can do is pour everclear all over his ass and ligh it on fire.

    Or get a tazer gun and tazer his ass.

    Or throw a piece of steak on top of his balls and get a dog to chomp on it.

    Or drag him out in a the sleeping bag and throw him in the pool

    Or drag him outside and pour fireant all over his legs

    Or get a cattle proder and jab him in the side


    Or just drop kick him the nuts with a steel-toe boots.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crazy Asian
    or what you can do is pour everclear all over his ass and ligh it on fire.

    Or get a tazer gun and tazer his ass.

    Or throw a piece of steak on top of his balls and get a dog to chomp on it.

    Or drag him out in a the sleeping bag and throw him in the pool

    Or drag him outside and pour fireant all over his legs

    Or get a cattle proder and jab him in the side


    Or just drop kick him the nuts with a steel-toe boots.
    something along those lines.

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    get em **** faced, have em pass out, then shave his head, put hot glue all over his face and shave your pubes over em.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nemesis
    get em **** faced, have em pass out, then shave his head, put hot glue all over his face and shave your pubes over em.
    the problem with that is.. you never know when he is drunk.. cause in the words of his brother...

    "Half a beer or ten, it's always the same show"

    he fakes the drunkenness...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Killer
    the problem with that is.. you never know when he is drunk.. cause in the words of his brother...

    "Half a beer or ten, it's always the same show"

    he fakes the drunkenness...

    easy... GHB

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    I want a cattle proder for my birthday, that or a tazer gun.

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    Ya george has tons of vials for sale. Best **** too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Killer
    yeah, i owe kelly one...

    but not any specific game.. you going?
    ????























    How exciting?!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by d-ninja
    I want a cattle proder for my birthday, that or a tazer gun.
    81911 has a tazer for sale...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kelly
    ????

    How exciting?!!
    no promises... i'm broke remeber!

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