One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife "Perhaps
we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few
inches off of your butt!!"
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a
comment go unrewarded.

The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer.
"What the heck is this??" he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud
appeared when he shook them out.


"April," he hollered into the bathroom, "Why did you put talcum powder in my
underwear?"

She replied with a snicker...
"It's not talcum powder......
It's 'Miracle Grow'."