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  1. 10-18-2007, 01:45 AM #1
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    Red face I'm Such an Ass

    So some girl I know IMed me about her boy problems or something...

    i think that when it comes to dealing with the opposite sex...i'm have worse luck than you do


    It's a good thing I damn nearly died laughing because I would've said..."Well, take a look in the mirror...then mull things over."

    Home-girl is about as tall as she is wide.

    I'm so going to hell...I feel like a proper asshole. Got a good laugh though.
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  2. 10-18-2007, 01:47 AM #2
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    o snap....she will sit on ur ass
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  3. 10-18-2007, 01:52 AM #3
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    Or eat me...



    This is terrible.
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    ^^lol
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  5. 10-18-2007, 05:20 AM #5
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    post pics for a jolly good roffle
    Last edited by Stormhammer; 10-18-2007 at 05:52 AM.


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  6. 10-18-2007, 05:57 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stormhammer
    post pics for a jolly good roffle
    x2 I need a laugh
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  7. 10-18-2007, 08:31 AM #7
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    Just slap her thigh and ride the wave in before telling her that, lol. Then, you would've felt better about telling her that.
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  8. 10-18-2007, 06:02 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stormhammer
    post pics for a jolly good roffle
    Hmm...

    On the right


    Again...




    I mean...I guess I wouldn't rip on her if she was cool to talk to, but that's the worse part...she's annoying, and she's fat!
    Last edited by VooDooXII; 10-18-2007 at 06:14 PM.
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  9. 10-18-2007, 06:17 PM #9
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    you should hit it LOL
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  10. 10-18-2007, 06:20 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by redrumracer
    you should hit it LOL
    I wouldn't even hit that with my SAAB...too much damage.
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  11. 10-18-2007, 06:49 PM #11
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    She's ok for some knob gobblin' I guess.
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  12. 10-18-2007, 07:29 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by EM1toEVO
    She's ok for some knob gobblin' I guess.
    That ho could never get it. Even if I was obliterated.
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    CHODE!!!!




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    Quote Originally Posted by VooDooXII
    I wouldn't even hit that with my SAAB...too much damage.
    turn the lights off and pretend its anna nicole before the weight loss
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    I'd hit it.........

















































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    I'd Hit......
    Fat Chicks Give The Best Head.......Cuz They Always Hungry..
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  17. 10-18-2007, 08:25 PM #17
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    lol @ thread
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  18. 10-18-2007, 08:38 PM #18
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    Fat bitches need love to !!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Max_nino
    Fat bitches need love too !!
    fixed
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  20. 10-18-2007, 09:44 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by redrumracer
    turn the lights off and pretend its anna nicole before the weight loss
    My car's headlights never turn off.

    Quote Originally Posted by Kyle
    That ho could never get it. Even if I was obliterated.
    LIRL @ "obliterated"

    My friend actually said this to some girl once..."NO AMOUNT OF ALCOHOL CAN MAKE YOU ATTRACTIVE!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by VooDooXII
    My car's headlights never turn off.



    LIRL @ "obliterated"

    My friend actually said this to some girl once..."NO AMOUNT OF ALCOHOL CAN MAKE YOU ATTRACTIVE!"
    Well it's true.

    What did she do?
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    lol!!! this is awesome..
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  24. 10-18-2007, 10:59 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kyle
    Well it's true.

    What did she do?
    Just one of those..."Ugh, you asshole!" and stomped off...they've got a history of hatred, it's not as much fun to watch.

    I'm surprised the captioned pics haven't rolled in just yet.

    These ones should make for some good fun.













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    VOODOOXII your mean.............................................. .


















    Ok Ok DAMN She is a fat slob. I mean no wonder she is fat put down the muhphuckin cake bish, don't you look in the phuckin mirror and realize that you need to lose some no alot of phuckin weight.


    Shits real out here. You betta keep a strap and learn somethin'    .



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    lmao at this thread... I bet she does give good head though
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    Probably after she eats that way she doesn't bite down on ya.


    Shits real out here. You betta keep a strap and learn somethin'    .



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    shes not that big, but she IS ugly as sin...



    i would hit it.....


    mabye....




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    Quote Originally Posted by Slow Motion
    Probably after she eats that way she doesn't bite down on ya.
    LOL
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    i laughed.

    at the fact that you're talking to bitches this big. and then you claim to be an asshole. a true asshole would have put her on ignore by now.

    you fail.

    she's l iterally taller laying down.

    i bet she has to keep her hands up so people know whether she's walking or rollin.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kayfuNk
    i laughed.

    at the fact that you're talking to bitches this big. and then you claim to be an asshole. a true asshole would have put her on ignore by now.

    you fail.

    she's l iterally taller laying down.

    i bet she has to keep her hands up so people know whether she's walking or rollin.
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    Quote Originally Posted by VooDooXII
    So some girl I know IMed me about her boy problems or something...



    It's a good thing I damn nearly died laughing because I would've said..."Well, take a look in the mirror...then mull things over."

    Home-girl is about as tall as she is wide.

    I'm so going to hell...I feel like a proper asshole. Got a good laugh though.
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    do i know this hoe?
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    ~looks at pics~


    NOPE
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