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Thread: I HATE it when Hoes do this!

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    Quote Originally Posted by StuntallDay
    When was the last time you karate chopped a ho in the throat?
    Try that ish and then tell me if the trick can breathe.................
    Oh **** naw, you got me laughing hard as **** over here.

    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to StuntallDay again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by d-ninja
    Oh **** naw, you got me laughing hard as **** over here.

    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to StuntallDay again.
    x2........i cracked up when i read that

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    lol i hate that! happens to me all the time..

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    I know that **** happen to every man
    Its the comdom that drys it all up

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.Big
    I know that **** happen to every man
    Its the comdom that drys it all up
    whats a condom?

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    Quote Originally Posted by kayfuNk
    whats a condom?
    lmfao..

    you remeber that thing that made my battle ship look pink and taste like strawberry the other night?

    yup, thats a condom..

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    It's alway a better nut when the ***** is cryin!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Frög
    lmfao..

    you remeber that thing that made my battle ship look pink and taste like strawberry the other night?

    yup, thats a condom..
    oh.. i thought that was lipgloss?

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    Quote Originally Posted by kayfuNk
    whats a condom?
    That rubber bubble that protects u from dirty hoes

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.Big
    That rubber bubble that protects u from dirty hoes

    dirty hoes FTL.


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    Quote Originally Posted by kayfuNk
    whats a condom?
    lol its that thing your mom forgot to make your daddy wear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by theprofiteer
    So anyways, I am jerking off in my moms room watching her and dads sex tapes. And well he is drilling her from behind really hard and I'm just yanking and yanking and yanking and really going at it really hard when she walked in the room and caught me right before I could cum.

    Blueballs ftmfl

    FIXED it for the truff.


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    Baked, you jokes are as lame as sterile mule.

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    You should have just blown a load in her face, then it would dry and seal her eyes shut. no more tears.

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    Quote Originally Posted by theprofiteer
    lol its that thing your mom forgot to make your daddy wear.
    im glad your grandma finally shared the story with you, you too were a mistake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kayfuNk
    im glad your grandma finally shared the story with you, you too were a mistake.

    um FaggyMcKay

    lol dood think a little harder when posting a comeback

    its supposed to be witty and bite with equal force, yet everytime you try to comeback its flacid and resembles the force of a 90year old pecker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by theprofiteer
    um FaggyMcKay

    lol dood think a little harder when posting a comeback

    its supposed to be witty and bite with equal force, yet everytime you try to comeback its flacid and resembles the force of a 90year old pecker.
    i destroyed you, you're too dumb to figure it out. i understand. you're so far behind you're still at the starting line.


    the funny part about this thread is a virgin started it, talking about sex

    and faggy mckay? seriously? what are you 7?
    Last edited by Hundo®; 10-17-2007 at 06:31 PM.

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    lol at kayfag getting all serious

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    who's serious?

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