** SO SPEEDMONKEY SPENT THE NITE.. (GROSS DETAILS/PIC INSIDE) **
yea so its about 4pm Saturday, this nigro Will hits me up to burn right
Im on my way to meet up w/ the homeys for a few hours of worthwhile cruisin for the BET awards, but Im noone to turn down a smoke session so I tell him to join in on the switch hittin and what not
well after we fought bitches off the ride and pushed a few out, we ride out to my homeys, where we burn the ***** down like the LA riots.. we stoned as @#%(* and we got a house party to attend. picked up some chinawoman and another homey.. lets roll son
we get there sittin low and beatin (SLAB for reals homey) and Will right away starts talkin about this dreamy guy he hopes is there at the party, somethin about a make out session from another time (gross) I tell him spare me the details and dont mention nothing like this in front of my friends/other pelones cuz they gotta low tolerance for jotos/maricons/faggettes
well we roll up and my homey is already there sparkin a fattie. answer a few questions about the ride, stop for a few pics, and see a couple breezies, say hello and rub the booty (sweet) Girls gone wild asian edition is going on right in my face, inside they are doin lingerie pillow fights and takin shots on a tabletop like its damn coyote ugly. it feels great to be thinkfast
I move along the crowd and I run into an english bulldog couple who cant seem to get enough of each other, aka the male dog is humpin the sh!t outta the woman dog (Im talkin in the crowd, under tha table, on the stairs.. how he got that angle is amazing) Ive seen enough red rocket for the nite
I glance over at the homey and Will is lookin at the men play fighting of course; he wants nothing to do w/ the countless single females around and instead wants to challenge these random men to a game of beer pong outside, shirts vs. skins (he wants to be skins)
At this point Ive had enough, so I back up from the group and proceed to get a cupful of Henny. cool, I said to myself, Im away from the rampant homo talk and gayness of Will tryin to deep throat a Corona as a magic trick (nigro please)
Just as the party was gettin good, I see Will takin a funnel to the dome, w/ no shirt on. I started to spit out the henny, but I just put it back in the cup for later consumption. Will had a small crowd around him, but they werent amused; they were actually sockin the s.hit outta him. ouch, I thought.. good thing I am a Latino man and embrace women only. much easier that way
Well it gets later in the nite (about 10:30 lol) and Will, from all the excitement, has managed to pass out on the couch w/ his pants off. meanwhile there is a few couples next to him watchin Game 2 of the ALDS and Cleveland fans are rockin. Will, in all his pantsless shirtless fame is also sporting what appears to be a small bulge in his titey whiteys, which we later found out is a pair of tube socks (gross)
anyways some random chinawoman helps Will get dressed and she gets off the couch after he tries to give her CPR and ended up urinating on himself, yuk (for shame)
heres the last pic we took, the poor chinawoman is located in the back (arms crossed and notice the disgusted look on her face)
MORE PICS TO COME? IS THIS THE BEGINNING OF THE END??? TUNE IN FOLKS
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Originally Posted by HalfBaked
