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    Default I'm stll trying to find an aligator.....

    I have yet to see one of these ****ers since i have been here, i have only heard stories but i want to catch one and keep it captive....

    maybe sell it to some Uga students when the game comes around....

    how do i find one?

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    Go out to lakes in the southern part of the state, take your shoes off and jump in. When one latches onto your foot, haul it out and put it in your car. Take it home, put it in the bathtub, set up the sale then get arrested. It's actually very easy once I break it down to you.

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    mark... again you're just wasting space.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SpeedMonkey
    mark... again you're just wasting space.
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    Go to alligator alley. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alligator_Alley
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    come to hilton head there is at least 1 in every pond bigger then 50 feet long... trust me, i had one run up the embankment at me at work today... only about 4 feet long but yeah man trust me there are hundreds down here in the hilton head
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    Quote Originally Posted by PURE jdm
    come to hilton head there is at least 1 in every pond bigger then 50 feet long... trust me, i had one run up the embankment at me at work today... only about 4 feet long but yeah man trust me there are hundreds down here in the hilton head

    i hope one eats you and your car.


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    Quote Originally Posted by PURE jdm
    come to hilton head there is at least 1 in every pond bigger then 50 feet long... trust me, i had one run up the embankment at me at work today... only about 4 feet long but yeah man trust me there are hundreds down here in the hilton head
    Yep, that is true, we have them everywhere! I have a 4-5 footer that just moved into our lagoon a few mths back. They like little dogs...

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    there is all these "beware aligators" signs and **** and the lake in the backyard cuts off into the everglades....i see alot of lizards and igunas and **** like that but i walk by the lake almost twice a day and have yet to see one.....

    i have a 200lb rocweiler that will bite the gators head off if i do find one...not to mention i have a spear and a blow gun so i'll take it back to africa on his ass....

    i have a couple of feternaties out in UGA willing to spend big money on a gator....so hopefully i find one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by XLR8NMR2
    there is all these "beware aligators" signs and **** and the lake in the backyard cuts off into the everglades....i see alot of lizards and igunas and **** like that but i walk by the lake almost twice a day and have yet to see one.....

    i have a 200lb rocweiler that will bite the gators head off if i do find one...not to mention i have a spear and a blow gun so i'll take it back to africa on his ass....

    i have a couple of feternaties out in UGA willing to spend big money on a gator....so hopefully i find one.
    .... walking by isn't gonna cut it...

    go spend a little time at it... around dusk...
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    and supposedly there is a gator sighting like twice a week in the same lake/pond.....

    where the **** could they be?!?!?



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    Quote Originally Posted by XLR8NMR2



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    My money is on the Gator. Double or mutherfuccing nothing. Later, QD.
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    i heard you can make a killing black market price for a baby aligator.....

    talking thousands

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    Quote Originally Posted by XLR8NMR2
    i heard you can make a killing black market price for a baby aligator.....
    talking thousands
    No, no you can't. My uncle owns 26 baby gators in central FL.
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    If you can't find a gator in FL, you may want to come back to GA...
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    Lol I would hate for you to lose your Rottweiler, your freedom and possibly a hand. Your best bet is to stop with the tough talk because you won't get a gator. If you did and sold it, the police would beat down your door with a quickness soon as the Fraternity you sold it too got busted for having it and sold you out like a drug dealer.

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    I love alligators and grew up around them due to my uncle owning them.
    This is a warning, Mark. If I catch word that an alligator is being illegally captured/sold, you better watch yourself.
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    id rather catch a gator than have it walk around and eat up some 3 year old playing in the backyard.

    These things are killers and i don't understand why it's such a penalty to actually catch one, it's not like there instinct or anything.....

    and if i did catch one, how in the hell would anyone know??!?! or how could anyone trace it back to me...fingerprints?!?! lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by St0lenR
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    Quote Originally Posted by St0lenR
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    id rather catch a gator than have it walk around and eat up some 3 year old playing in the backyard.

    These things are killers and i don't understand why it's such a penalty to actually catch one, it's not like there extinct or anything.....to me there just another wild animal.

    and if i did catch one, how in the hell would anyone know??!?! or how could anyone trace it back to me...fingerprints?!?! lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by XLR8NMR2
    id rather catch a gator than have it walk around and eat up some 3 year old playing in the backyard.

    These things are killers and i don't understand why it's such a penalty to actually catch one, it's not like there extinct or anything.....to me there just another wild animal.

    and if i did catch one, how in the hell would anyone know??!?! or how could anyone trace it back to me...fingerprints?!?! lol
    Well now that you've posted it on the internet...
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    Quote Originally Posted by XLR8NMR2
    id rather catch a gator than have it walk around and eat up some 3 year old playing in the backyard.

    These things are killers and i don't understand why it's such a penalty to actually catch one, it's not like there extinct or anything.....to me there just another wild animal.

    and if i did catch one, how in the hell would anyone know??!?! or how could anyone trace it back to me...fingerprints?!?! lol
    3 year olds in their own back yard usually don't have much danger of dying from an alligator attack. Dumbass adults who think they could make a quick buck by catching and illegally selling an alligator are practically asking to be attacked.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nreggie454
    3 year olds in their own back yard usually don't have much danger of dying from an alligator attack. Dumbass adults who think they could make a quick buck by catching and illegally selling an alligator are practically asking to be attacked.

    Sssssssssssssssssssssssh....Don't say anything....
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    dog<alligator , your stupid to even think your dog would stand a chance
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    Quote Originally Posted by EF/EG_Scotsman
    dog<alligator , your stupid to even think your dog would stand a chance
    Depending on the size of the gator and if it's on land or water my dog does stand a chance.....

    he's a big smart beastly mofo, i bet he could prob take an 100lb gator on, anything bigger i'm sure he'll get ate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by XLR8NMR2

    he's a big smart beastly mofo, i bet he could prob take an 100lb gator on, anything bigger i'm sure he'll get ate.


    you been drinkin that 'spiked' punch again?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Specvee


    you been drinkin that 'spiked' punch again?


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    Quote Originally Posted by XLR8NMR2
    Depending on the size of the gator and if it's on land or water my dog does stand a chance.....

    he's a big smart beastly mofo, i bet he could prob take an 100lb gator on, anything bigger i'm sure he'll get ate.
    A 100 lb gator is tiny, still very young. Most full grown gators are 600+ lbs easily.
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    i got an alligator in my pants....who wants to extract it?
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    Its ok he watched the croc hunter do it many times. He got all the episodes recorded...because they dont come on anymore. Wonder why???
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    Quote Originally Posted by NSCredondo
    Its ok he watched the croc hunter do it many times. He got all the episodes recorded...because they dont come on anymore. Wonder why???
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