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    Default SO... LS2 KID SPENT THE NIGHT AT MY HOUSE

    and never again...... will he be able to do that, so we played some video games and ****, watched a movie and then i told him to just sleep on the couch and i went to my room....

    everything was cool... till i was awakened by a weird feeling around 4 in the morning.. i woke up felt something on my **** and i freaked and threw the covers out of the way.. and there he is ... BILLY LS2 kid suckin my ****.. he says "waittthhhhhhh.. istttthhh nottthhh whatthhhh it looktthhhss likethhhh" with half my **** in his mouth and i just jumped out of the bed and told him to get the **** OUT..



    neg rep him for being a ******. omg.. i feel so dirty... im gonna go take my 3rd shower for today.... see you later guys.. **** this.....
    2 / 3 = 0.666

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    i call bull****...u enjoyed that ****



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    it felt great cause i thought the gf came over to surprise me ya know.. but then..... ughhh... ddue i dont wanna talk about it anymore, im so disgusted
    2 / 3 = 0.666

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    yeah u know u have his number on speed dial now lol

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    I knew you were cheating on josh this whole time, im telling.
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    who's this Slydways ****** kidding with me like he knows me..

    **** you sentra fagg0t
    2 / 3 = 0.666

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maniac
    I knew you were cheating on josh this whole time, im telling.

    wow...

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    will what the hell? you find yourself trapped in the most homo of situations sometimes lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by SpeedMonkey
    who's this Slydways ****** kidding with me like he knows me..

    **** you sentra fagg0t
    you wish i was a fagg0t so u could invite me over but sorry all girls for me:idb:

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    lol will you make me laugh.. but sadly enough, speedh0nkey's fantasy will never come true.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SLYDWAYS240
    you wish i a ****** so u could invite me over but sorry all girls for me:idb:

    your car says you're all 8====D f@g boy. yeah yeah yeah
    2 / 3 = 0.666

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    Quote Originally Posted by LS2_KID
    lol will you make me laugh.. but sadly enough, speedh0nkey's fantasy will never come true.

    THIS IS THE GUY!

    billy i knew you would deny it... you're ****ing sick dude
    2 / 3 = 0.666

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    Quote Originally Posted by SpeedMonkey
    it felt great cause i thought the gf came over to surprise me ya know.. but then..... ughhh... ddue i dont wanna talk about it anymore, im so disgusted

    musta been some amazing head..he STILL got u stuttering



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    Quote Originally Posted by SpeedMonkey
    your car says you're all 8====D f@g boy. yeah yeah yeah
    yeah yeah i know its a sentra but its not all in the name shesh

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    it was like.. sloppy and stuff... EWWW

    before i saw him, all i heard was .. "gagga..gagga...gagga....gaggga.... gulp....gagga"
    2 / 3 = 0.666

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    i ****in knew billy was gay, all those looks he gave me thursdays at hte sonic meet, i thought he was just gonna try to hogtie me and take advantage.. you want me to beat em up for ya will???!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SLYDWAYS240
    yeah yeah i know its a sentra but its not all in the name shesh
    why dont you shut the f*ck up and die. seriously.
    2 / 3 = 0.666

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    Quote Originally Posted by SpeedMonkey
    it was like.. sloppy and stuff... EWWW

    before i saw him, all i heard was .. "gagga..gagga...gagga....gaggga.... gulp....gagga"
    gaggaa SLLLLLUUUURRRRPPPPP gagagagagggggaaa SSSSSSSSSSLLLLLLLLLURP

    all to familiar..


    did he at least have the common courtesy to tickle your asshole?

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    Quote Originally Posted by kayfuNk
    i ****in knew billy was gay, all those looks he gave me thursdays at hte sonic meet, i thought he was just gonna try to hogtie me and take advantage.. you want me to beat em up for ya will???!!
    i say we all beat the **** out of the kid, and piss on him and call him a F@g and get it on video... and post it on here..


    how disgusting
    2 / 3 = 0.666

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    Quote Originally Posted by kayfuNk
    gaggaa SLLLLLUUUURRRRPPPPP gagagagagggggaaa SSSSSSSSSSLLLLLLLLLURP

    all to familiar..


    did he at least have the common courtesy to tickle your asshole?
    2 / 3 = 0.666

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    Quote Originally Posted by SpeedMonkey
    why dont you shut the f*ck up and die. seriously.
    haha will do

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    Quote Originally Posted by SpeedMonkey
    THIS IS THE GUY!

    billy i knew you would deny it... you're ****ing sick dude
    you're right i would deny you ur fantasy. btw we all know this story is bull****, you don't own a gaming console..

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    Quote Originally Posted by SpeedMonkey
    i say we all beat the **** out of the kid, and piss on him and call him a F@g and get it on video... and post it on here..


    how disgusting
    and then take the vette his mommy and daddy bought him and run it into a pole!!!






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    Quote Originally Posted by SpeedMonkey
    it was like.. sloppy and stuff... EWWW

    before i saw him, all i heard was .. "gagga..gagga...gagga....gaggga.... gulp....gagga"
    bwahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahaha lmfao @ sloppy joe



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    Quote Originally Posted by LS2_KID
    you're right i would deny you ur fantasy. btw we all know this story is bull****, you don't own a gaming console..
    i have an XBox 360, a gamecube, and a pS2... you already know... you played PS2 all night.. and then played with my **** like a F16 joystick...

    F@GGOT!
    2 / 3 = 0.666

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    Quote Originally Posted by kayfuNk
    gaggaa SLLLLLUUUURRRRPPPPP gagagagagggggaaa SSSSSSSSSSLLLLLLLLLURP

    all to familiar..


    did he at least have the common courtesy to tickle your asshole?
    i lost it



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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    Im never letting billy inside my house again..
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    Quote Originally Posted by SpeedMonkey
    i have an XBox 360, a gamecube, and a pS2... you already know... you played PS2 all night.. and then played with my **** like a F16 joystick...

    F@GGOT!

    LOL @ F16 JOYSTICk

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    Quote Originally Posted by kayfuNk
    and then take the vette his mommy and daddy bought him and run it into a pole!!!





    first.. tell his mommy and daddy that they've raised a f*cking flaming f@aggot
    2 / 3 = 0.666

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    i cannot beleive.. this happened... dude i feel so dirty
    2 / 3 = 0.666

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    Quote Originally Posted by SpeedMonkey
    first.. tell his mommy and daddy that they've raised a f*cking flaming f@aggot


    yea, that sounds like a plan.


    did he suck on your ding dong while he had chewing tabacco in his mouth? he's always nawwin on something, he's got that "oral fixation" problem.

    ******.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SpeedMonkey
    first.. tell his mommy and daddy that they've raised a f*cking flaming f@aggot
    then he prolly wouldnt drive himself in a pole...they'd do it for him



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    Quote Originally Posted by SpeedMonkey
    i cannot beleive.. this happened... dude i feel so dirty
    ur mexican...wat u expect



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    Quote Originally Posted by phatboislim
    then he prolly wouldnt drive himself in a pole...they'd do it for him

    hell, i know if my son was gay, he wouldn't be living very long.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kayfuNk
    hell, i know if my son was gay, he wouldn't be living very long.
    u would beat his ass wouldnt u



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    Quote Originally Posted by kayfuNk
    yea, that sounds like a plan.


    did he suck on your ding dong while he had chewing tabacco in his mouth? he's always nawwin on something, he's got that "oral fixation" problem.

    ******.
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    Quote Originally Posted by phatboislim
    u would beat his ass wouldnt u

    no, i'd buy him a car and rig it to set auto cruise at 80 mph and then trigger the brake lines to bust and have him run into a wall, or whatever's in front of him.

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    i cannot beleive i trusted billy into my house........

    i would not wish this on anyone.. one second you think they're your friend.. next thing you know.. they're f*cking deepthroating your cack like a champ under the sheets
    2 / 3 = 0.666

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    Who the **** sleeps over at peoples house at this day and age?

    WTF are you fags 12?

    I understand letting your drunk buddy crash on your lawn, but sleeping over after playing video games?

    even if this is just speedmonkeys fantasy, god damn think of something less incriminating on your part.

    now you just let everyone know that you hope you wake up with your dingle in some dudes mouth

    homo.

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