http://www.lifegem.com/
K? And play Tool at my funeral.
Make me into a diamond if I die
http://www.lifegem.com/
K? And play Tool at my funeral.
Sweet now I can wear my smoldered grandma on my hand. YES!!
BUY MY NEW BOOK! ITS CALLED, IF YOU LIKE IMPORTANTLANTA THERE'S A STRONG CHANCE YOU'RE A FAGGOT
Also I want everyone to drink peach vodka at my funeral...or you can't come.
That's kinda creepy...but cool in a sense.
I'll drink Peach Vodka in your memory.
Peaches are the bomb. Oh especially Trolli peach candies, $.76 and they are so damn good.
BUY MY NEW BOOK! ITS CALLED, IF YOU LIKE IMPORTANTLANTA THERE'S A STRONG CHANCE YOU'RE A FAGGOT
I want my memorial sticker to say "b!tch in peace" unless I can come up with a better, less gay one.
I can't decide if that's creepy or interesting... Cool to memorize someone like that...
Creepy that great aunt Ruth is now on your finger, and will eventually by pawned and stuck in some rapper's mouth....
Fuck stance. Stance is for kids in skinny jeans with Justin Beiber haircuts. You don't need stance when you got swagger.
That'll be the next big thing I bet...all the gangstars who lost someone will have them turned into a stone that they can...floss...with.Originally Posted by xPhantomSilviax
I also want filet mignon and mashed potatoes served at a big party with the viewing. Vegetarians not invited.
can i come just for the vodka?
I guess so. Po' it up!
tool ftw +1
and lasagna...I almost forgot that. No crying either. Only talking sh*t about me. I wont have it any other way.
YEA! Make me into a grill! That would be tight.
Tracy's funeral will be kickin...
I asked Dan if he wanted to be cremated and be in the same pot with me. He said no
my friend always said he wanted to be buried in clear acrylic so every one can see him...... forever
Dan said if he dies first that I have to save him in a glass case til I die. he wants to make sure everyone knows he's my man
make sure everyone does a big, ricer burnout when they leave the funeral home, too. Take turns. Then have a big dyno day after.
Tracy, we'll put a big MAXXIS/BG sticker on your casket, then talk about how the only reason you got sponsored was because you're a girl... deal?
Fuck stance. Stance is for kids in skinny jeans with Justin Beiber haircuts. You don't need stance when you got swagger.
Hell yea! Make sure Maxxis sponsors the occasion first! If not, shop the deal around. Then make sure you hire someone to yell **** THE HATERS.
ok... so we'll get Maxxis to make you a rolling casket, since you know none of the lazy asses on here will wanna carry anything, and everyone will bring their laptops, and instead of saying things about you at your funeral, we'll make a "Tracy kicked the can" thread and just post **** about you all night... the only thing you will hear will be the tapping of keys. Then we'll all call each other out in the killsforum, which will be renamed the tracyforum, and go drag race and burnout a la the Varsity, and all our cars will get impounded and we all get to return to the funeral and post FUC THE COPS on here...
EPIC!
Fuck stance. Stance is for kids in skinny jeans with Justin Beiber haircuts. You don't need stance when you got swagger.
hell yea. FnF 10...in theaters soon!
dammn
fukc all that creating a will siht
i'd want everything i own to be liquidated into $ and i'd open up an orphanage in pakistan , real talk. You feel bad for bums here?! They have it 1 million times better than a bum there.
Heyy, I have MAXXIS tires on my bike!
Who asked ya???!!!
lol its all good
i'd want it to be over asap, so ppl can move on
like a 10 minute funeral in between your haircut and doctors appointment.
i dont like when my friends/fam are down... makes me mad/sad.
did you get my new art?
I have your new art....I could have brought it up this weekend, but I'mma make you wait til Christmas.
Fuck stance. Stance is for kids in skinny jeans with Justin Beiber haircuts. You don't need stance when you got swagger.
screw yall i want to stay 26 forever
that is when i finally get there
drift my casket like a grocery kart until I fall out and roll on the ground.
lmao GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN DORIFTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
*thump*
OK we're done here!
Fuck stance. Stance is for kids in skinny jeans with Justin Beiber haircuts. You don't need stance when you got swagger.
See if you can GM to sponsor it, too. Maybe they finally pick us up if I die. Kind of like a famous artist. More famous and better paid after they die
We'll be in flying cars by then Tracy-so there may not be any more drifting
you are very optimistic. Thanks! Hover Drift?We'll be in flying cars by then Tracy-so there may not be any more drifting
Hover Drift? Why not?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETLpxqIVE7Y
I could watch that all day... if only the song wouldn't put me to sleep....
Fuck stance. Stance is for kids in skinny jeans with Justin Beiber haircuts. You don't need stance when you got swagger.
Back to the Future II anyone?
deep man...deep! We are talking about funerals here. Stop being such a bummer. GAWD!
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