The Cowboy...
I don't have time to take the arrows off.
Deal with it!
>> > A cowboy walks into a bar, and two steps in, he
>> > realizes it's a gay bar.
>> >
>> > 'What the heck,' he says to himself, 'I really want a drink.'
>> > When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the
>> > cowboy, 'What's the name of
>> > your willy?' The cowboy says, 'Look, I'm not into
>> > any of that. All I want is a drink.'
>> >
>> > The gay waiter says, 'I'm sorry but I can't serve
>> > you until you tell me
>> > the name of your willy. Mine for instance is called
>> > NIKE, for the slogan,
>> > 'Just Do It.' That guy down at the end of the bar
>> > calls his SNICKERS,
>> > because 'It really Satisfies.' 'The cowboy looks
>> > dumbfounded, so the
>> > bartender tells him he will give him a second to
>> > think it over.
>> >
>> > So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left who
>> > is sipping on a beer,
>> > 'Hey bud, what's the name of yours?' The man looks
>> > back and says with a
>> > smile, 'TIMEX.' The thirsty cowboy asks, 'Why
>> > Timex?' the fella proudly
>> > replies, ''Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin!''
>> >
>> > A little shaken, the cowboy turns to the two fella's
>> > on his right who just
>> > happens to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says,
>> > 'So, what do you guys
>> > call yours?' The first man turns to him and proudly
>> > exclaims, 'FORD,
>> > because Quality is Job One.' 'Then he adds, 'Have
>> > you driven a Ford lately?'
>> >
>> > The guy next to him then says, 'I call mine
>> > CHEVY.....'Like a Rock!'
>> > 'And gives a wink!
>> >
>> > Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a
>> > moment before he comes up
>> > with a name for his manhood.
>> >
>> > Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims,
>> > 'The name of my willy is SECRET. Now give me a
>> > beer.' The bartender begins
>> > to pour the cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled look
>> > asks, 'Why Secret?'
>> > The cowboy says,
>> >Because it's 'STRONG ENOUGH FOR A
>> > MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!'
(You know your laughing!)
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Originally Posted by Kelly
