Dont you just hate rude ass people!!! RANT!!!

[bigdare23]

Real Talk

So I just received a phone call from a unfamiliar number, and this how it went



Me: Hello
Them: Who is this?
Me: Who are you trying to speak too? (since I don't give out my name like that)
Them: What number is this?
Me: My cell phone number

*Click" dunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn


Muttafucka just hung up on me. Seriously, I don't like when anyone hangs up in my face like that, even if you have the wrong number. The person could of just said "my b, I got the wrong number." So me being the person I am, I call the bastard back.


Me: Homie you hung up in my face.
Them: I can't help that I had the wrong number.
Me: Bitch, I don't give a fuck if you had the wrong number! I don't play that shit!

*Click*


So for shits and giggles, if you wanna fuck with some uneducated chump. Give this number a call LOL. 706-687-4530


{Post up how it goes}

[OneSlow5pt0]

i keeps it real

[bigdare23]

i keeps it real

And you know this homie

[OneSlow5pt0]

And you know this homie

go take a bat to thier car..

but i agree,u dont have the right ask questions when your the one that called

[bigdare23]

go take a bat to thier car..

but i agree,u dont have the right ask questions when your the one that called

LOL, ................................... no bat for me. Some people need to learn how to talk on the phone!

[MaRk2k]

i keeps it real

lol

[coolcat]

These guys are some goddamn morons:

Them: Hallo??
Me: Yeah hi, I'd like to get the order of the 12 peice chicken nuggets and a large coke
Them: WHAT? fo who?
Me: Oh that would be for Joey
Them: (yelling to background) AY SOMEONE ORDA 12 PEIF CHIKN NUGGET??
Them: (background) NAW!
Them: Dis ain't da chicken store
Me: Well is this (their phone number)?
Them: yes but this aint no chicken place
Me: Well I'd like to make an order for the 12 peice chicken nuggets please
Them: DIS AINT DA CHICKEN STOE!!!
Me: I'm just trying to make an order here maam.
Them: Hold awn (pause)
Them: (guy's voice) HALLO?
Me: I'd like to get the 12 peice chicken nuggets with a large coke
Them: BUDDY YOU GOTS DA WRONG NUMBA!!

*click*

What morons.

[bigdare23]

These guys are some goddamn morons:

Them: Hallo??
Me: Yeah hi, I'd like to get the order of the 12 peice chicken nuggets and a large coke
Them: WHAT? fo who?
Me: Oh that would be for Joey
Them: (yelling to background) AY SOMEONE ORDA 12 PEIF CHIKN NUGGET??
Them: (background) NAW!
Them: Dis ain't da chicken store
Me: Well is this (their phone number)?
Them: yes but this aint no chicken place
Me: Well I'd like to make an order for the 12 peice chicken nuggets please
Them: DIS AINT DA CHICKEN STOE!!!
Me: I'm just trying to make an order here maam.
Them: Hold awn (pause)
Them: (guy's voice) HALLO?
Me: I'd like to get the 12 peice chicken nuggets with a large coke
Them: BUDDY YOU GOTS DA WRONG NUMBA!!

*click*

What morons.

LOL, man i tried to rep ya

[MaRk2k]

i know this is kinda off but i hate when you wave to people in your neighborhood and they dont wave back.

[coolcat]

i know this is kinda off but i hate when you wave to people in your neighborhood and they dont wave back.

YES!!! That pisses me off so bad.

[XLR8NMR2]

lol this reminds me of that "when keepin it real goes wrong"

hopefully it wasn't some mob boss or something....all you need is phone numbers to find out locations!

[bigdare23]

lol this reminds me of that "when keepin it real goes wrong"

hopefully it wasn't some mob boss or something....all you need is phone numbers to find out locations!

Seriously, I dont have any worries homie

plus, they cant trace my # back to me cuz I stay in Da "A" and the number is a Columbus, my phone isnt in my name, and the address on the account is in Missouri.

[TheProfiteer]

I'll call em up, see hot pissed I can get them.

[B16a2 Civic]

Ahahah, d youz a fool for this
Check out this call I got

* phone rings*
Me: yeah( this is how I answer the phone)
Them: hello
Me: yeah who this
Them: may I speak to lonnie
Me: u got tha wrong number, peace
*I hang up*
The mother fucker calls back

Me: yea
Them: is this 706 332......
Me: yeah
Them: and this aint lonnie?
Me: nope
Them: hmm, that's weird, its the number he gave me
*long pause*
Me: well yeah, take that up with him, peace
*I hang up*

[bigdare23]

Ahahah, d youz a fool for this
Check out this call I got

* phone rings*
Me: yeah( this is how I answer the phone)
Them: hello
Me: yeah who this
Them: may I speak to lonnie
Me: u got tha wrong number, peace
*I hang up*
The mother fucker calls back

Me: yea
Them: is this 706 332......
Me: yeah
Them: and this aint lonnie?
Me: nope
Them: hmm, that's weird, its the number he gave me
*long pause*
Me: well yeah, take that up with him, peace
*I hang up*

LOL


What it is B-Ruff? How life in the C-town? I haven't been down there since the beginning of Summer.

[XLR8NMR2]

LIRL

WATUP B!!?!?!?

*throws up dueces*

[Whiteboy™]

i did a reverse phone book search on it
Type: Land Line
Provider: South Central Bell
Location: Columbus, GA

[B16a2 Civic]

Lol, whas up mark

What up D


Lol,.yall see ol buddy get tazzed from the j kerrry thing
" Don't taze me bro"
*gets tazed*
Aahhhh ahhh ahhhhhhhhhhh

[81911SC]

Lol, whas up mark

What up D


Lol,.yall see ol buddy get tazzed from the j kerrry thing
" Don't taze me bro"
*gets tazed*
Aahhhh ahhh ahhhhhhhhhhh

Probably the best description of anyting, ever.

[bigdare23]

Lol, whas up mark

What up D


Lol,.yall see ol buddy get tazzed from the j kerrry thing
" Don't taze me bro"
*gets tazed*
Aahhhh ahhh ahhhhhhhhhhh

naw, but it sound funny as hell

[osnap]

Lol,.yall see ol buddy get tazzed from the j kerrry thing
" Don't taze me bro"
*gets tazed*
Aahhhh ahhh ahhhhhhhhhhh

[BB6dohcvtec]

aww man this thread is classic...keep calling until they have to get their number change.

[osnap]

me: hey, i heard you guys were running a special on chicken
them: MAN WHO DA HELL IS THIS? STOP CALLING ABOUT CHICKEN!
me: erm... so, its not on sale?
CLICK

[81911SC]

I'm about to call them, did ya'll block your number or no?

[bigdare23]

I'm about to call them, did ya'll block your number or no?

I would

[osnap]

I'm about to call them, did ya'll block your number or no?

nah, just didnt use mine. my roommate left his cellphone on the kitchen counter....

[osnap]

btw this thread is ftw. lol You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to bigdare23 again

[81911SC]

Well I tried and it said can't be dialed or some shit. Imma try again.

[Hulud]

heres one that happened to me:

Me: hello?
person: can i speak to james?
me: theres no james here
person: dont lie to me
me: what the fuck are you talking about?
person: this is his mother, i know he's there
me: fuck you, i dont know a james
*i hang up*

[bigdare23]

heres one that happened to me:

Me: hello?
person: can i speak to james?
me: theres no james here
person: dont lie to me
me: what the fuck are you talking about?
person: this is his mother, i know he's there
me: fuck you, i dont know a james
*i hang up*

LOL, man I love IA!

[Maniaç]

Calling right now..

Well I tried and it said can't be dialed or some shit. Imma try again.

x2

[Hundo®]

Note, im trying to sound as black as possible. i think they fell for it.

me: Yo hello can i speak to ashely?
them: you got the worng #
Me: nah *****, this is sp00n lemme speak to ashley.
them: who? spun?
me: no sp00n *****, s p zero zero N.
them: there's no ashley here.
me: nah you lyin, i met her at the club, she gave me this numba and tol me to call.
them: there's no ashley! you have the wrong #!
me: ***** dont yell at me.
them: why not? wat you gonna do?
me: what imma do? imma come and stick my big black ***** dick in yo ass!
them: right..

click. LOL

owned.

[bigdare23]

Note, im trying to sound as black as possible. i think they fell for it.

me: Yo hello can i speak to ashely?
them: you got the worng #
Me: nah *****, this is sp00n lemme speak to ashley.
them: who? spun?
me: no sp00n *****, s p zero zero N.
them: there's no ashley here.
me: nah you lyin, i met her at the club, she gave me this numba and tol me to call.
them: there's no ashley! you have the wrong #!
me: ***** dont yell at me.
them: why not? wat you gonna do?
me: what imma do? imma come and stick my big black ***** dick in yo ass!
them: right..

click. LOL

owned.

he naw reps LOL

[Maniaç]

^ LMMFAO!! you don't sound nothing like a black man either.. i can just picture you talking like that!

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to kayfuNk again.

[Hundo®]

^ LMMFAO!! you don't sound nothing like a black man either.. i can just picture you talking like that!

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to kayfuNk again.

yea! but im sick and my voice is pretty deep right now, LOL

[Hundo®]

fuck i shoulda recorded it, lmao that shit was classic, my roommates are crackin up.

[B16a2 Civic]

Lollll

[bigdare23]

REPS TO ALL THAT CALLED!!! LOL

[Double_0_Rusty]

lol @ all y'all.

I called.....
Them: ello
Me: I need to order 100 Chik'n Wangs.
Them: We aints gots no chik'n.
Me: What???? Man you lame folk....stop trickin like dat.
Them: What are you talking about?
Me: I want some goddamn Chik'n wangs and some dat purple drank, and muh fucca I wants it now.
Them: God damn y'all stop calling.
Me: Tell yo slut to stop givin out dis number sayin she gotz da best wannngs to offers.
Them: ay man don't call her a slut.

I am pretty tipsy and I was tryin not to crack up....yeah tipsy at 2pm on sunday

[Hundo®]

i called back.. LOL

me: yea this is sp00n again, lemme speak to ashley
them: backround.. guy gets on the phone *yea dont fuckin call again espcially not..*
me: EY FUCK YOU ***** I TOL YOU ILL FUCK YOU RIGHT IN YO ASS!
them: yea try it!
ME: TRY IT? ILL STICK MY BIG OL BLACK ***** DICK IN YO ASS BITCH.. WHATS UP NOW, WHATCHU GONNA DO?
them: start mumbling..
me: WASUP NOW? WHATCHU GONNA DO? GONNA SKATEBOARD OVER TO MY HOUSE AND CUT ME WITH AN AOL DISC?
them: GOD DAMN STOP CALLING US!
me: You sound like a stud can i rub your pectorial musculs, lemme rub yo ur musculs man, i wanna be buff, i wanna get a bowflex and be buff like you.
them: mumbling something again.
me: I WANNA EAT SOME BIRD SEED OUTTA YOUR ASS like i was a pelican man, i wanna pretend like im a goddamn pelican and eat some birdseed outta your nasty ass.

then they hung up. lmao!