Time to go to work, get off work, get beer, get laid, and go back to sleep.![]()
Time to go to work, get off work, get beer, get laid, and go back to sleep.![]()
DAMNNNN... sounds like a plan.
Tuned by Lil Ray Ray's
shit i'm trying to get gone tonite... 211's and goose everywhere
Originally Posted by XLR8NMR2
everything but get beer.
Originally Posted by kayfuNk
thats right you replace your beer with zima
lol
truthfully i shouldn't even be drinking beer because i'm training soon and i need to loose some weight and unneeded calories.![]()
But it's friday so i says fuck it.
wrong, i replace it with water so that way i feel good enough to FUCKKK YOUURRRMOTHTTTERRROriginally Posted by Dracc
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I hope it doesn't rain in florida today....it's rained like everyday for the past week and stops after like 10 minutes
Originally Posted by XLR8NMR2
you won't be sayin taht when you're trying to type a sentence and you run out of breath like that big bitch xPhantomSilviax
Originally Posted by kayfuNk
my mom is a 6'2 angry black woman getting out of her 4th marriage... you sure you wanna try and fuck dat?
Originally Posted by Dracc
i like my bitches big. as long as she can make my ding dong dissapear in her mouth i can put up with it.
lirlOriginally Posted by kayfuNk
pHANTOMSOLX IS MY EX-GIRLFRIEND......she gives a mean dick rub
Originally Posted by kayfuNk
she'd probably rip it off homie... not that it matters.. i'm with your ex now and she said you used to piss on ya balls when you pee'd
Originally Posted by XLR8NMR2
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nigro please, my dicks so big it's still got snow on it from last winter.Originally Posted by Dracc
she however does have some lesbian friends with huge tits.....
phantom you ever get nudes of that one bitch with the double d's and sunglasses??!?!?!?
Originally Posted by kayfuNk
take it out the freezer and reatatch it...
Originally Posted by Dracc
i think you missed my point, im saying it's so big there was once a movie called Godzilla vs My dick.
welcome to friend beaches! today is beach, halo, socom, and wild wings day, maybe res evil too!
what beach you at son?!?!
Originally Posted by kayfuNk
lego size version... gotcha![]()
the beach of HILTON HEAD, SC.... its my home away from atl... most of the tourist have gone away so its locals mainly now, but doesn't mean you can't find a ho every now and again... only problem here is that its not like atl... girls don't see money or you payin for them to get drunk.... they generally don't have anything to do with you lol
Originally Posted by PURE jdm
dont drink the water son.. straight up.. you will get sick..
lol the water just tastes bad, i drink bottled water at work,.... 12 bottles a day,... yay me... sigh.....
Originally Posted by Dracc
no no no, what im saying is i tried to get into MJQ.. my dick got right in, but i had to stand there arguing with the bouncer. catch my drift?
Originally Posted by PURE jdm
yeah man when i used to live in columbia.. i used to go to hilton head to chill all the time.. but everytime i brushed my teeth and rinsed with the tap water.. i'd have the shitums an hour later
Originally Posted by kayfuNk
so you and a guy were arguing about your dick?![]()
lol lol yeah man i used to go to raves in colombia all the time lol. and yeah you gotta get used to the water man, but i never use the water down here unless i have to, cause i won't be payin 3.50 for a bottle when the tap is right there lol.
no.. im saying it's so big i have to use a hoola hoop as a cock ring.Originally Posted by Dracc
actually yes, me and a guy were arguing about a dick, his name is Dracc.![]()
Originally Posted by kayfuNk
so now your saying you have a colorful ring hanging from your dick![]()
sigh.... so this is my friday huh? playin on IA watching 2 guys talk about another guys wang... sigh... well fine.... i win /Thread![]()
Originally Posted by PURE jdm
so your saying you like conversations about a mans peter![]()
no what im saying is it's so big it's actually in the other room making us drinks.Originally Posted by Dracc
Originally Posted by Dracc
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Originally Posted by kayfuNk
so your saying you have a naked fully grown man walking around making you mixed beverages![]()
Originally Posted by Dracc
no what im saying is it's so big it has a 50 yard line.
no i'm just saying that either way you both lose![]()
i dunno, i think youlose, we may be making the conversation..b ut you're reading it thoroughly.. which makes you gay by association.Originally Posted by PURE jdm
Originally Posted by kayfuNk
so your saying you like sweaty guys in football uniforms playing on your cock and balls![]()