What are some things you like to hear a woman say?
A couple of mine is "did you want that with or without lettuce", "I couldn't pay your phone bill but i did pay the car insurance"...
Made out of boredom.
Things a woman should say...
What are some things you like to hear a woman say?
A couple of mine is "did you want that with or without lettuce", "I couldn't pay your phone bill but i did pay the car insurance"...
Made out of boredom.
Shits real out here. You betta keep a strap and learn somethin'.
Do you want to cum in my mouth now or later.... instant marriage right there
"My dad came up to visit and gave me 12 bottles of wine and 4 handles of liquor. Wanna come over?"
"You have paid for dinner the last few times, let me pay for this one."
I might think of more later.
UGA: Everybody is laughing at us this year.
"You've had a hard day at work, let me relax you with a BJ"
"I asked my girlfriend to come over so you can fuck both of us"
"Please cum in my mouth. I want to swallow it"
Rich...Bob...Stan...?????
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before she leaves "Don't worry baby you know you own it" (actually had that said b4 instant hard on)
"Yes Papi"
"Baby I got you that k24/k20 engine you wanted, some tools, and i took all weekend off! So afterr we put in the motor wanna put the key in my ignition and see how she starts?" ( i would die right there")
(gf told me this last night, she's premed)) "Aw poor papi, I know your leg hurts real bad? Lemme get my stuff and come over there. I got the nurses outfit.."
Then she came and gave me head, and she said you suck.
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My dad left the house, but he said you can come over and spend da night.
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"Mmmmfhhfhfhhhhhphmmm.."
"Mmmm...."
"This hot girl that i work with is a stripper part time.... Shes coming over tonight to have dinner, and a threesome"
Vtec Keep Left, Slow Traffic Keep Right....
CRABS FTL
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not as bad as your girl commin over later sayin "sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me!" :idb:
/\ Wack.
stfu...
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You bitches must be crazy.
STFU and die COCKSUCKER.lolYou bitches must be crazy.
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pwntYou bitches must be crazy.
STFU Willispwnt
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or...
Something she means.
"I love you baby boy" <<<<< My female tells me that all the time
Things a woman should say...
"Please face-fuck me"
"Please put it in my ass"
Rich...Bob...Stan...?????
it hurts.... but dont stop..... hear it all the time
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i think you just knocked my period on.... heard that once or 4 times
"get that thing away from me, am i just a sex toy to you ?"
and
"in your little world there's computers, sex, guns, cars, friends, then me..don't you think that's a lil odd?"
~i smirked~
those nights, after my response, i slept on the couch!!!
haha...The only honest reply in here.
+1
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A woman shouldn't say anything.. They should only speak when spoken too.
"Ching chong ching chong ching" is what my new mail order bride says. But what that means is not of my concern, thats not why I bought her.
Holy damn...
Your girl said the same thing to me..
What a bitch..
"I wana suck yo dick!"
"I saw the way you were looking at me all sexually what you wana with me?"
"When are you going to let me swallow you?"
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god damn right its irrelevant. It'd even be irrelevant if she was speaking English.
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Good concept..
From my IM (9/20/2007 11:51:13 AM): "maybe cause im horny and want seconds maybe thats y i keep thinkin about monday grrrrr
(9/21/2007 12:13:12 AM): "and sorry for all the cursing and say FU but maaaaan it felt good "
Shits real out here. You betta keep a strap and learn somethin'.
....dood..... she is FIIIIIINNE!!You bitches must be crazy.
EF SQUAD FTMFW!!!!
heard that be4 too....
EF SQUAD FTMFW!!!!
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