brett has to tie a string to it to hold it up anywaysOriginally Posted by Leisa
brett has to tie a string to it to hold it up anywaysOriginally Posted by Leisa
"I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."
like 3 days ago![]()
does dryhumping count?
...damn, a little over a week now.
*pulls out cellphone and looks up booty call*
tuesday.
Does masterbating count? My wife never gives it up anymore!@
no wonder ur always in a bad mood..Originally Posted by kreep
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Two weeks or so, since my girl left to go study abroad in England. Going to Paris in another 2 weeks to visit her but I'm not sure how much of the town we're actually going to see.
02 WRX Sport Wagon
monday.
Today. I've never had to post or start a thread about getting laid.
Vossen CV3 20x9 & 20x10.5
Sunday
in all honesty...
roughly 4 months ago. And you know what? I'm not all that embarrassed about it.
...ninja
Palmela Anderson made a visit last night.
She never dissapoints.
an hour ago..i wish... more like 2months at this point my shits in la and im goin crazy...
man damn near everyday for me.
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MY GIRL JUST CAME OFF A LONG ASS PERIOD SO WE FUCKED LIKE 5 TIMES LASTNIGHT SHESH IM STILL TIRED
three days..
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Originally Posted by SLYDWAYS240
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Interesting - a lot of people have the same days and times... so there is a LOT of inter-IA fuckin goin on!!! LMAO
"I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."![]()
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Well, let's just say i'm typing with my right hand right now because my left hand is being a dirty filthy whore! ...uh-oh...I gotta go!!!
This morning....about an hour ago. She wanted a quickie before class. :-), got GA State bishes on lock.
^^ Guess that means that you got HIV too. LOL
"I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."![]()
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Originally Posted by BABY J
yep
a little over a month ago
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last night
I need it tonight. Killer, you should not go apartment hunting afterwork. Get here!
homeless fuckin FTLOriginally Posted by Kelly
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aren't you PMSing?Originally Posted by Kelly
Granted, women are pretty ravenous during that time![]()
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indeed, also..why do you think they invented showeres?Originally Posted by Stormhammer
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Originally Posted by WHAT_LAG
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god the first time I thought I ripped her cause A) she was screaming and making noises that lamost sounded like pain and B) there was blood all over my dick and bed and I was like oh shitOriginally Posted by kayfuNk
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Pms'ing means "pre menstral syndrome" no need for showers... (yet)
And yeah, it seems to enhance my sex drive (when i'm not crying that is)
Originally Posted by Stormhammer
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... and for some reason she puts it on the forums to read as opposed to just sending me a text.... women...
anyways.. i'll be there tonight.. and you'll be well taken care of
Bloody dick FTLOriginally Posted by Killer
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ain't no fun if the homies can't have none
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Originally Posted by WHAT_LAG
pms=no blood....