None for me
How about you guys.
None for me
How about you guys.
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One Incident
Fleeing & Attempting to Elude
Reckless Driving
Resisting Arrest
Assaulting an Officer
Excessive Speeding
I was 16 and had never encountered a cop like that before. I panicked, ran, and wrecked. I almost killed myself and two of my friends. Worst decision I ever made. All charges were dropped though, as I was entering the Army at the time. Paid $400 in court fees and did 200 hours of community service.
speeding.... 107 in a 45... was in columbia.. most of my family is law enforcement back home.. they knew me.. the cop was like either i take you to jail or I tell your uncles... i was like take me to jail damnit.. but he let me go and didnt tell my uncle
following to closely
battery
speeding
simple battery
Rolled a stop sign...as in I slowed down to about 3 mph but then drove off. No complete stop = ticket...even though there was no one in sight.
*knock on wood* That's the only ticket I've gotten so far. I've never been arrested for anything...though I could've potentially been arrested for some things that I've done in the past. I guess I'm just good at staying out of trouble.
Ran, you are insane...wow.![]()
Last edited by VooDooXII; 09-18-2007 at 06:38 PM.
when i was 16 getting in trouble with underage drinking. Car wise... 80 in a 55 in a construction zone... luckly the cop gave me a ticket for only 14 over though.
I just remembered something. When I was about 10 I was playing with matches in the middle of the summer in a big dryed up feild full of dead bushes (you can see where this is going.. lol). Me and my friend threw a match into a bush and it lit, by the time we realized we had fucked up it was too late to stomp it out, we gtfo'd, and called the fire department, luckily no houses or property was burned down, but it got big enough to the point where it was burning down some pretty damn big trees. When the firemen talked to me and my friend we just said it was some Puerto Rican guy.
I didn't get in trouble.![]()
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Originally Posted by coolcat
What the fuck? I LIRLed.
Well, my wife's black/dominica, she didn't laugh, but I laughed my ass off when I saw that too. LMAOOriginally Posted by VooDooXII
Ok, well my worse brush was some COPS arrested me for carrying a concealed weapon.
Ok, I bought an SKS automatic rifle with a banana clip for my friend cause you only have to be 18 to buy a rifle in GA. So he traded the SKS for my cousins 9mm. Okay, so there was a lot of gang war type things going on at that time & they wanted to trade back.
I dunno how I got...wait yes I do, I bought the gun, so I was going to get a gun in my name back before anything stupid gets me in trouble( yeah it idn't work right. lol).
Okay, so I'm carrying the rifle back to my house, hmmm about 3 blocks away. Now I had the rifle in a garbage bag, with the clip IN THE BAG, not in the gun.
So the cops swing by, stop( I had a mini thought of running like hell, but knew I was ok). So they stop, I was like " dude it's an air rifle, dude pulled that banana clip out and was like " cuff him". LMAO
Now I will admit this was the 1st time I was ever worried the cops were gonna kill/beat em down, cause we're in the backseat 2 white, one black, so 2 of em are in the back with me.
So they're like " yeah planning to kill some cops with this", he loads the gun a bit but I'm very arrogant, so I later relaxed. So at John A. White perceint, yeah ZONE 3!! lmao
They have me in the chair, so the cops grabs the yellow pages, & says " hmm there's 82 pages worth of Atturoney's". I say " so what I won't need one. lol
Well either way, gun no loaded, gun no weapon, thus no concealing. lol....Vegeta
you motherfucker i have been looking for you for 7 years. i am the puerto rican guy the cops pinned that on. i did 4 years for that shit. when i see you i am going to rape u like i was raped.Originally Posted by coolcat
-IA MGMT is inappropriate.
serial killing
"I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."
weapon on campus. i paid the $300 diversion fee, now i gotta come up with the $500 lawyer fee(the court appointed lawyer didn't do dick for me, he wouldn't answer any questions or anything) and i am ending up having to do 150 hours community service. all this over a pocket knife... i went to pick up my cousin at the high school, stepped out to flip the seat forward, and got arrested.
btw....anyone see the Kerry issue earlier today on the news? some college student got tasered after he was handcuffed or something for asking too many questions to Sen. Kerry.
i broke into the halfway house on a golf course, stole all the liquor, while my friends who didnt drink (we were in 10th grade) stole all the candy (m&m's skittles, nerds rope, poweraide, etc) however i didnt get caught by the law. i got caught with all the liqour a few months later in duffel bags by my momshe almost made me go to AA meetings. but there were about 45 handles left after that summer when i got caught and i had to pour them all out, thought i was gonn
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ok real list
Shoppinglifting once dont remember when or where or how old i was I went to jail drunk thats all i remember
Reckless driving x2
laying drag
driving on suspended license
speeding x4
seatbelt x 17
hov lane
illegal uturn
"I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."
I am 75% of that was when i was 17 - 18Originally Posted by Jecht
im 25 now
"I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt."
You know mine lol
Oh god I just remembered somehthing else.. the most embarassing thing I ever got busted for. I had gone into a dollar general and began taking little things like gum and stuff (I don't know why exactly I wanted to save the 60 cents by stealing it, I guess it was just for the rush) But while I was in the process of doing this a customer spotted me, on my way out the clerk called me and I was like FUCKKKKK..... I got busted for stealing....... KNOCKOFF TICK TACKS. They wern't even the real deal!! I was so embarassed, the clerk looked at me like I was some idiot (I was) and told me not to come back.
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3 or 4 speeding tickets
3 accidents (2 of them i struck an animal, hit a bunch of other things on the other)
1 improper start from stop
1 unsafe motor vehicle ticket (i was actually fallowing a school bus because i was bored but thats not against the law)
and various other warnings for speeding
Explain? Is that like...laying drag?Originally Posted by redrumracer
And what's with that school bus bit? I don't undestand...![]()
thats what they droped mine to for racing..Originally Posted by VooDooXII
it was actually a street racing ticket and the cop dropped it to that. i guess you could say its the same as laying drag. and i followed a school bus all through the country side after school one day because i was bored and nothing else to do. so the bus driver called the cops, four of them came out the middle of nowhere and i learned that day when a cop says to keep your hands on your head while they search your vehicle for weapons that they mean it.Originally Posted by VooDooXII
hmmm let's see.......
Restraining order x2
4 speeding tickets
2 noice ordinace
ex girlfriend tried to have me locked up for supposed battery (hence the restraining order, as did her sister.) NO I never hit her, she punched me in the face, and back of the head 4 times, and I simply pushed her off me, and I left.
Leaving the bowling alley without paying, rode in the cop car around athens and got lectured by the cop.
Hmmm......got caught with alcohol by my parents.
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Originally Posted by 00_Rusty™
HAHAHA, OWNED!!
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haha yeah I just had turned 16....lolOriginally Posted by coolcat
oh yeah its the same cop that stays up at the bowling alley all teh tyme y0
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It's probably because you're a guy...and a big guy at that. You lay a finger on a girl who's mad at you and she'll totally call battery on you.Originally Posted by 00_Rusty™
I RAPED A DONKEY ONCE AND GOT AWAY WITH IT![]()
Umm...this thread's about what you've gotten in trouble for, not what you've gotten away with.Originally Posted by WickedIXMR
Account hack jokes...![]()
Originally Posted by WickedIXMR
Someones been drinking...
BUY MY NEW BOOK! ITS CALLED, IF YOU LIKE IMPORTANTLANTA THERE'S A STRONG CHANCE YOU'RE A FAGGOT
haha pwned.....learn to log out bro.Originally Posted by WickedIXMR
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Yeah it happended around the time that I was still working out, and whatnot. So I was bigger than I am now, but I walked in the courtroom the judge just glared at me, and was plain nasty towards me...saying I took roids, and a bunch of bs......but then everything got dropped.....I LOVE MY LAWYER.....anybody fuck with me.......YOU GONNA GET DEALT WITH By my Lawyer. WOrd.Originally Posted by VooDooXII
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My childhood record is sealed, so don't worry about all that.
As far as adult, 142 in a 55.
--RIP Leisa. Forever In Our Hearts--
--Val for President 1979-2007--
--RIP Val, You will be missed--
Originally Posted by HalfBaked
i think my teen years where as bad or close..Originally Posted by BTLFED
damn! didnt lose your license for that?Originally Posted by BTLFED
Nope. I have only lost my license once, for 2 days, because the county fucked up. It took them 2 days to fix their fuck up, and I still had to pay $210 to reinstate it. Yay for Cobb County.Originally Posted by JDM ONLY
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--RIP Leisa. Forever In Our Hearts--
--Val for President 1979-2007--
--RIP Val, You will be missed--
Originally Posted by HalfBaked
Yea, that cost you more than $210. Fuckers. There's still next year.Originally Posted by BTLFED
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