Greetings and salutations from the junk yard. Fred here with the latest.
Some people thought ole fred was dead, but alas I'm not. I'm alive and well.
I recently moved to a small island near Rarotonga. I've been living off coconuts and sea urchins the past month. Today I decided to take my boat to the main island nearby and do some internets browstin.
Imagine my surprise to see faggotboymr2 was still here, with an alias, and still being a complete cockhole.

So, enlighten me with something from the humor dept.