In sert your Clermont Lounge story here.......
Ok so this started in another thread. I figured I couldn't be alone with the stories. here 2 I already told in the other thread:
#1) I was at the Clermont last week and one of the strippers picked Fraggle Rock to dance to. LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
#2) One time my friend saw a girl who slapped her own ass so hard that she fell and broke her arm on stage.
LOL....whats the....ok thats a lie I've been.....once
Originally Posted by Slowwrx
One of the strippers was talking to the other, about my buddy "I put it on a golden platter for him and all I get is rejection"
buying the dancers drinks and then laughing when they fall off the 6x6' stage and onto the bar
and tracy
i cant believe u went and didnt call me hoe!
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is clermont still as rough as it used to be?
Oh man! Joe I am so sorry. You need to e-mail me your #. FUCK ME! I'm a bitch. I know the C is your fav. My bad. Accept my apology. Call me next time you go. I don't work now.
ewww.....
Val RIP
this from a virginewww.....
Damn and one of my friends just texted me asking if I wanted to go tonight, but I'm not drunk enough and have a test in the morning. It's one of those long running jokes that always gets brought up when we get shitty but none of us ever end up going to the Clermont.
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you should go why you can it was bought by a developer and is going to be converted to condos
That pretty much sums up my experience there
It's a historical landmark. I don't think a developer can do anything with it unless he is just going to spiff up the rooms.
omg....funniest thread ever!!!
i dont remember who i went there with. so i cant remember my story. i do remember seeing a guy with a tranny there i wanted to warn him but my friends wouldn't let me they said it was funnier for him to find out on his own.
pabst blue ribbon and jagermeister ftmfw
-IA MGMT is inappropriate.
Girl sat on my face and I got syphilis on my cheek.
never been, although Kodi used to try to get me to go all the time.
id rather not
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Thats cause youre a little bitch
ok so i went with a couple buddies and my friend thought it would be funny to get some ugly old white bitch to give me a lap dance.. so i took it like a man.. then i found literally a 300 pound black woman.. she had rolls hanging out in every which direction.. needless to say it was my friends birthday and he was wasted.. so i get this black woman to give him a lapdance.. the whole time she got her ass all in his face, cellulite jiggling everywhere, and eventually.. he threw up ALL over here..funniest shit i've ever seen.
The old white bitch that gave me alapdance was tracy.
LOL @ that story. I am not old or a dancer or a bitch/
Correction: You ARE old.
But I've never seen you dance, and you don't seem to be a bitch.
Nice meeting you last night.
Only been there once. The girl I went with (we'll call her MegaSlut) wore a little blue dress that was low cut and clingy. She got felt up in the bathroom by a bunch of other girls. Then we had to leave early because her gay alcoholic roommate couldn't hold his liquor and made an embarrassment of himself by trying to start fights and then puking in the parking lot while he was crying about something from his past. I didn't go out with MegaSlut again.
LOL LIES!!! you are a SELF PROCLAIMED bitch!!! i seen it!!! i heard it with my own 2 eyes!!!
heard it from my own two eyes hmmm
LOL I dont have a story from there, cause I got lost on my way to the damn place (lol had to pick Win up there one night, from a Bachelor Party)
grand prix.....
Correction: You are an awesome dancer!!
Correction #2 You are my BITCH!!
~RUNS~
Screams "Please hurt me"
grand prix.....
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