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Originally Posted by UpSideDownDesi
LOL....
I wish I had tried some shit like this...:lmfao:
Wouldn't be alive to speak about how I used to get punished..
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Originally Posted by UpSideDownDesi
LOL....
I wish I had tried some shit like this...:lmfao:
Wouldn't be alive to speak about how I used to get punished..
I used to get beat until I was 17
i had to go to timeout
I got hit with whatever was in my moms hands....so I used to wait till she was doing laundry to tell her about when I got in trouble at school... (I used to be brave enough to tell her, but smart as to when I told her). One time when I told her, I was feeling sorta smug cuz she was in the laundry room at the time, so when I told her I figured I'd be straight, maybe some jeans across the back or something. Oh no, she caught me upside the head with the bleach bottle. Thats when I decided it would never be safe to tell my mom when I got in trouble, and omitting that information is like lying, and thats even worse, so the only logical step would be to not get in trouble. That was my exact thought process.
LOLOLOL +1Quote:
Originally Posted by Dracc
Hahaha, too funny.Quote:
Originally Posted by deathrex
Reps for you.
I got my ass beat with belts, fly swatters, switches, and hands. I'll never forget running across the house jumping over furniture and then trying to get to the other one and then get grabbed, lolol ! And then when they're talking to you and yelling at you, your just crying saying "STOP" "DONT, DONT!" LMFAO ! It was painful but it's funny as hell now that I think about it.
naw...it's like this....Quote:
Originally Posted by VooDooXII
"somebody gonna get hurt real bad"....."somebody"......shit still cracks me up when russell says it....
i was locked in a closet for weeks without food, water, or clothing...the only hope i had was i could see the light one day....the hope kept me alive during those dark hours....but it still haunts my soul....
matter of fact...since this thread is about beating you kids....watch this funny shit by russell peters if you haven't seen it....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irunPYd7McY
been there...i'll have to say i was good in school when i was little.....just got in normal fights and beat up a kid once without knowing he had asthma...i thought i killed him, but at home i was just a naaty naaty kid. I had a similar case, but i dipped from my sub-division instead of school. Ended up going to my friends house on my bike about mile or so away without telling anyone....i was only 9 or 10. Left around 12pm came back 5pm....i came back and there were bunch of people walking around...i was like oh shit something happen woot let me go check it out. Saw my friend asked him "yo what happened?? Why are all these people out?" He looked at me and didn't say anything for good 10secs then said..."you are dead." All of a sudden everyone came toward me and started asking "you okay?? where were you??" Me.."WTF? They were looking for me. Oh shit" Then our sub-division security guard came, grabbed my hand and took me home. Mom was standing outside with the bamboo stick and started infront of everyone....and inside the house...damn it hurts when i think of it. LOL i had cops looking for me around the town when i was playing video games, blowing up things with firecrackers, and doing BMX stunts on my bike with friends LOL.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tracy
priceless...you should see his other stand up videos :lmfao:Quote:
Originally Posted by kpc2593
Mostly scolding, i was slapped up a couple of times though.
I turned out pretty responsible.
My dad used to hit me, then I got into wrestling. It straightened my ass up real quick, my neighbor had wrestled in the navy for years he was a into some shit he couldnt talk about. He didnt exactly beat my ass but he straightened me up real good. Later my dad and I got in fights and he lost. Karma is a bitch lol
I was spanked only once that I can remember and that was when I was 8 and I walked around the block and got picked up by a neighbor...I didnt sit for 3 days..
parents would beat the shit out of me
Are you sure they JUST spanked you??Quote:
Originally Posted by Leisa
Lol, Just kidding.
i am the third child so all the experimental punishments were done with, i got the shit that worked. fuck the physical abuse, it was all phycological, feeling pain withouth being touched. shit was crazy, up until i was 12 all it took was a stare from my dad, after that i grew, 13 years old 5'10" felt like i couldn't be touched. but i found out that i could be touched, hard. ill never forget it. i guess i was going through a period where arson was kind of fun, lighting up school stuff, books, pens, papers. we had this little gas candle, that shit could burn anything, one day i sat it on a counter next to a t.v. blew it off, the flame went out but must have come back up, burned the entire right half of the brand new t.v. My mom just acted shocked but did nothing, i think what hurt the most was waiting for my dad to get home, wondering what he was going to do. I still have dreams where i count the 20 strikes of the belt on my back. but other than that i haven't been touched.:tongue1:
being born a distant relative of one of the Salem witches, i was put thru a rough childhood...i sometimes i had to be put in a stockade for 3 days...usually during Mardis Gras so i couldn't enjoy the party....if i got in trouble at school, i was forced to have to hang on a stake in a fire pit....it sucked...especially when the others would throw rocks at me and shit....
hahahahaaaaQuote:
Originally Posted by wantsanS14
sounds like a comedian's opening statement! :goodjob:
must have been all that russell peters i was watching.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kevykev
i was whipped with whatever could be grabbed first i also almsot everything possible thrown at me.. lol
I never got hit.
my parents knew i'd be bigger than them one day.
grounded usually for about a week during teenage years.
well when i turned 13 they stopped hitting me and started yealling at me alot more lol
That don't mean shit. They shoulda instilled the fact that you never raise your hand to your parents.Quote:
Originally Posted by EBP_EM1
by punching him in da mouthQuote:
Originally Posted by d-ninja
i was grounded, and counldnt ride the dirtbike
what a punishmentQuote:
Originally Posted by RISKYB
i think it was because i didnt do anything bad.