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    Default yep, im a bitch.

    so im go outside, decide to cut the grass, go outback and to the shed, open it up and im moving some stuff around, as im sitting on the lawn mower, i feel something brush against my leg, im like hmm that was like sticky feeling, look down and BAM big ass snake...i mean it wasnt HUGE but it wasnt a little garden snake either. It was about as big around as my forearm "im a skinny guy" and black, pretty long, but was wrapped up so i couldnt tell how long.

    Anyway, to make things worse, my neighbors have company, and they are all outside, so they got to see my jump up and run around the house in about half a second.
    Im terrified of snakes, i think its because when i was a kid, i had one jump in my face. Either way, i feel like such a pussy...lol i need a gun to shoot the fucker with.
    Just thought id post up so a few people could get a laugh at me =]

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    yep...im a bigger bitch
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    lol sorry that your neighbors saw you. I could just picyure that. lol But lots of people are scared of snakes. I know I am. I would have jumped and screamed and run inside and jump on the bed. Really!

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    aww, poor thing

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    Quote Originally Posted by never_finished
    i feel like such a pussy...

    In fact, you should. Lolol. Later, QD.
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    eh... atleast your phobia is bigger than mine... i'm scared of little spiders. One time when I was like 8, I was at my dads house taking a bath, and a fucking spider jumped out of nowhere and landed on my chest. I jumped out of the tub and flew out the bathroom door into the living room buck naked... in front of my dad, my step mom, and step sister... ya that was bad.
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    aww im sorry len.. just dont come by my work.. we have snakes there all the time.. damn i miss my python
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    yeah i'm skrrd of snakes too while i was working construction i had a 7 ft black snake decide to investgate what i was while i was sitting down on the ground.... i jumped up, and screamed and then ran as fast as i could to my car....i'm glad i didn't get bit but dizamn! i was way skrrd....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mycivicjust8u
    aww im sorry len.. just dont come by my work.. we have snakes there all the time.. damn i miss my python
    well see, snakes in cages are cool...snakes brushing up against my leg in the wild however, are not.

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    Acknowledging you have a problem is half the battle..COngrats!!! you're almost on your way to recovery..


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    just chop it's head off with a shovel and all will be well.... or you could be humane and catch it and relocate it.

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    I opt for option #1....

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    no snakes in cages hun... usually its either me or lauren holding on to them
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    I would have needed a fresh pair of underwear if one brushed up on me
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brett
    I would have needed a fresh pair of underwear if one brushed up on me
    lol I hear ya Brett

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    And I would have screamed like a little bitch to!! ha ha ha
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    lol That would be great!!!

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    For you maybe, at my age I cant take that kinda stress on my heart!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brett
    For you maybe, at my age I cant take that kinda stress on my heart!!
    LMAO.
    Brett would need new underwear and a pacemaker....poor thing

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    Quote Originally Posted by B16a2 Civic
    LMAO.
    Brett would need new underwear and a pacemaker....poor thing
    Yeah but then Id be a whole new man with new shorts and a new heart
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brett
    Yeah but then Id be a whole new man with new shorts and a new heart

    new car too?

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    Id like that to
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    i saw a little baby snake yesterday while i was helping my mom with yard work...it was maybe 3 inches long...it was kinda cute

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    i got 5 on the civic....

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    i hate snakes as well, the only snake i like is the 12 inch anaconda between my legs...named snapper Lol

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    it was probably a black rat snake, and they are good!!!!! they eat..... RATS!!! anyways..... i know the feeling bout being scared shitless by seeing something that u werent expecting like that.... when i was a kid i found a 5 footer and it scared the shit outta me, but we ended up catching it and all that good stuff, found out its a good snake and let it back go in the backyard..... id say just let it be, he will move on to new ground soon enough and is almost completely harmless to you, unless u piss it off LOL


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    update.. so it ended up being a black rat snake we believe, it was about 5-6 foot long, my neighbor took it and let it out somewhere i guess....i thought about going out and killing it, but figured id just get rid of it

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    there was a water moccasin on tray's steps the other day. normally they're down by the dock. i flipped out. but he killed it with a hoe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by never_finished
    update.. so it ended up being a black rat snake we believe, it was about 5-6 foot long, my neighbor took it and let it out somewhere i guess....i thought about going out and killing it, but figured id just get rid of it


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    i'd be scared never know what can happen lol

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    I'm suprised I dont run into snakes more on my job since I'm going in crawl spaces all of the time. Just a question for those who have snakes as pets (especially pythons)... why??? I've heard stories of pythons turning on their owners after they grow big enough.

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    awwww little bro

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dragonfly5338
    there was a water moccasin on tray's steps the other day. normally they're down by the dock. i flipped out. but he killed it with a hoe.
    That is a snake I never want to see again
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    i would have done the same thing, don't worry.

    snakes are gross!
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