get that ass home with the hella quickness, get us laid, we sleep and by the time we wake up everything should be done and then *round 2*
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get that ass home with the hella quickness, get us laid, we sleep and by the time we wake up everything should be done and then *round 2*
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Originally Posted by WHAT_LAG
yeah, right across the forehead... :D
THEN U DO THAT SHIT ON UR LUNCH BREAK DUHHHH AND FORGET EATING IF THAT SHIT AINT DONE BY LUNCH BREAK TIME GTFO OF THE HOUSE ASAP...GET IT GOT IT GOOD:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:Quote:
Originally Posted by <34Integras
Then do that shit when you get home :lmfao:Quote:
Originally Posted by <34Integras
Change clothes when you walk in da door, and get back to work or you can do it nakedQuote:
Originally Posted by <34Integras
LOLERCAUST!
quoted for truth:idb:Quote:
Originally Posted by PURE jdm
FTWQuote:
Originally Posted by PURE jdm
it'd be too late by then brett..i'd want my car detail when i get home so i can cruise around and get away from that tramp and pic up some more trampsQuote:
Originally Posted by Brett
ah this is the best thread so far today
MEN UNITE!!! TONIGHT DEMAND DINNER WHEN YOU GET HOME AND TELL YOUR FEMALE TO LIE ON HER BACK AND LIKE IT OR ELSE!!
united we stand divided we fuck their brains outQuote:
Originally Posted by Brett
YOU RAISE A VALID POINT MY SON!!! VERY VALID POINT!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by phatboislim
ANSWER: BITCH GET HOME AND CLEAN HIS CAR, DO THAT SHIT BEFORE YOU GO TO WORK SO HE CAN ROLL TO WORK AND CRUISE OUT FOR MORE HOES IN STYLE!! :lmfao:
damn i need a bitch over here to fix me some peaches and cream oatmeal ASAP
:yes: man I love this threadQuote:
Originally Posted by phatboislim
lol hells yeah
:lmfao:Quote:
Originally Posted by Brett
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yea and tell that hoe my ass needs wiping tooQuote:
Originally Posted by Brett
gah damn u slippin..peaches and cream oatmeal...one a worse day..i have them bitches cook me up a hot juicy ass steak..betta believe:lmfao:Quote:
damn i need a bitch over here to fix me some peaches and cream oatmeal ASAP
hellz yessirQuote:
:yes: man I love this thread
well my apartment is always clean and i do cook and so i guess i have nothing to worry about
lol i like my oatmeal lol
*looks outside*Quote:
well my apartment is always clean and i do cook and so i guess i have nothing to worry about
MY FUCKIN CAR AINT CLEAN...GET TO IT
fuckin old men lol...get that hoe to clean ur dentures while u at it:lmfao:Quote:
Originally Posted by §treet_§peed
DAMN DO YOU NEED MAN,PHATBOISLIM I FOUND NEW MEAT.Quote:
Originally Posted by <34Integras
Then get it dirty and make a woman clean it!! :lmfao:Quote:
Originally Posted by <34Integras
well why would i clean your car or my boyfriends when guys are so picky about thier cars, i wouldnt want to mess it up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then take a class to do it right!! And take a cooking class while your at it so he can eat some good ass meals while your outside washing his shit!! :D
lol.. Oatmeal is the shit.. i like that qauker oats shit not that hospital runny or thick as mud shit
lol if you were a good woman you would know how to not mess it up hahaha
i like the oatmeal variety pack that has peaches, strawberries, blueberries and stuff..yum
ok well i know how to cook, lasagna ftw!
well i clean my car and dont let anyone else clean it, so i guess i can clean it and stuff, but my b/f doesnt want anyone to touch is car but him i already tried..
hmm lasagna huh? make me some pie with that and i might let you slide
FUCKIN RIGHT..dnt be fuckin up my car cuz u aint take the classes..and u better have ur own money to pay for them classes too...and take a BETTER cookin class cuz last time u made that lasagna that shit was nasty..and dnt even try to bring in that frozen food shit again, u hear me?!?!?!?Quote:
Originally Posted by Brett
street speed..u gettin way soft..u talkin to her too much..too much talkin..use the damn phonebook and u get more done that way
shut up me and you are not together and never have been so you wouldnt know how i cook, and your paying for the classes if you want me to take them so bad bish
what kinda pie?
how bout cheesecake?
yeah i agree.. bitch go buy me a 20 ounce steak plate from texas road house NOW!!!!!!!!! better be back within 10 minutes
give me the $$$ to go get it
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Originally Posted by <34Integras
I have come to notice,.. you sure seem like an ass kisser with your posts :rolleyes:
now THAT is how u handle shit right there:lmfao:Quote:
Originally Posted by §treet_§peed
*grabs phonebook*
dnt make me use this
brett just called and said if his baby back ribs aint on the table when he gets home theres gona be serious issues ensuinQuote:
Originally Posted by Leisa