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    Quote Originally Posted by Dracc
    rule of thumbs.. if you have to talk about how big yo dick is.. its actually small

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dracc
    and if you wouldnt have smiled i would have sworn you were gonna kill yo self later with them tight ass emo pants on.. ***** had a BALL in each pocket
    dont hate cuz all my clothes fit and you had to get yours from goodwill in whatever size they had left :[

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    LOL....


    Kayfunk doesn't use a condom, he uses a thimble....

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    Quote Originally Posted by StuntallDay
    LOL....


    Kayfunk doesn't use a condom, he uses a thimble....
    thumbles are made of wood and have a hole at the end, hence making them a very useless condom cuz the sperm would just come out and leak into the vag.

    in reality.

    My dick is so big, I have to check it as luggage when I fly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kayfuNk
    better shut that shit up before i skateboard over to your house and cut you with an AOL disc.

    This is the 4th time in two days you've used this shit.
    Fire your writers. Now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by StuntallDay
    LOL....


    Kayfunk doesn't use a condom, he uses a thimble....
    he uses the corner in a sandwhich bag



    dont hate cuz all my clothes fit and you had to get yours from goodwill in whatever size they had left :[

    ***** i was watching you age through yo clothes

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    man you guys aren't even clever, im getting bored

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    Quote Originally Posted by StuntallDay
    This is the 4th time in two days you've used this shit.
    Fire your writers. Now.

    cuz it's funny and i made it up. ill do what i want with it :]

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    Quote Originally Posted by StuntallDay
    LOL.....when you WEREN'T married, of course?

    BTW, I'm a darky...don't take offense to that.
    right... when i wasnt married!.. and i dont take offense to much!
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    how about kill yo self.. that sounds like fun

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    Quote Originally Posted by kayfuNk
    man you guys aren't even clever, im getting bored

    LOL..You're pulling a Maniac bec you have nothing left...

    Haha.........

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    Quote Originally Posted by StuntallDay
    LOL..You're pulling a Maniac bec you have nothing left...

    Haha.........


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    Quote Originally Posted by kayfuNk
    in reality.

    My dick is so big, I have to check it as luggage when I fly.
    +1 for that.... (it made me laugh) and no i dont discriminate ESPECIALLY if they are packin....
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    Quote Originally Posted by StuntallDay
    LOL..You're pulling a Maniac bec you have nothing left...

    Haha.........

    you guys are just using jokes i've been hearing since i was 11. did you guys ask the girlscouts for these jokes after you bought cookies from them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shuggs
    +1 for that.... (it made me laugh) and no i dont discriminate ESPECIALLY if they are packin....


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    Quote Originally Posted by kayfuNk
    you guys are just using jokes i've been hearing since i was 11. did you guys ask the girlscouts for these jokes after you bought cookies from them?

    ....so says the mufucker who just said the lamest shit of the whole thread.

    LOL.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by StuntallDay
    ....so says the mufucker who just said the lamest shit of the whole thread.

    LOL.......

    it wasn't meant to be "cool" i was asking a genuine question. those jokes you guys were using were terrible, especially the thimble one, did you even think about it before you posted it? i almost wanna shove a spoon in my own ass for readin it because if im gonna hurt that bad i might as well do it to myself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kayfuNk
    it wasn't meant to be "cool" i was asking a genuine question. those jokes you guys were using were terrible, especially the thimble one, did you even think about it before you posted it? i almost wanna shove a spoon in my own ass for readin it because if im gonna hurt that bad i might as well do it to myself.


    the gayness keeps on comming

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    Quote Originally Posted by kayfuNk
    it wasn't meant to be "cool" i was asking a genuine question. those jokes you guys were using were terrible, especially the thimble one, did you even think about it before you posted it? i almost wanna shove a spoon in my own ass for readin it because if im gonna hurt that bad i might as well do it to myself.


    You've used that shit before too.........
    LOL @ overused material...

    and no more stories about your mighty trouser migdet either.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by StuntallDay
    You've used that shit before too.........
    LOL @ overused material...

    and no more stories about your mighty trouser migdet either.....
    How do we know that they are stories??? he could have a (correct term) 'little person' in his pants!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shuggs
    How do we know that they are stories??? he could have a (correct term) 'little person' in his pants!!

    Good god, why don't you blow him already?

    Damn, never seen someone so thirsty for e-dick in my whole entire life.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shuggs
    How do we know that they are stories??? he could have a (correct term) 'little person' in his pants!!



    they dont call me the cirvex toucher for No reason.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kayfuNk


    they dont call me the cirvex toucher for No reason.

    That's cute. Really.

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    Quote Originally Posted by StuntallDay
    Good god, why don't you blow him already?

    Damn, never seen someone so thirsty for e-dick in my whole entire life.....


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    Quote Originally Posted by StuntallDay
    Good god, why don't you blow him already?

    Damn, never seen someone so thirsty for e-dick in my whole entire life.....
    nono... dont have any need for 'e-dick' i just wanna know how you know about his 'mighty trouser migdet' ... if i recall i didnt see that posted on myspace... it was covered with a bunch of golf balls!!
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    man they call me Osama Bin Long dick homie

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    Kayfunk is googling these dick jokes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dracc
    man they call me Osama Bin Long dick homie
    that jokes Osama bin so old for at least 3 years.

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    Faggots, yo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BTLFED
    Kayfunk is googling these dick jokes.
    duh, ill freely admit that, lmao it's not like i sit at home and think of dick jokes, i was bored, they were funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shuggs
    nono... dont have any need for 'e-dick' i just wanna know how you know about his 'mighty trouser migdet' ... if i recall i didnt see that posted on myspace... it was covered with a bunch of golf balls!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by kayfuNk
    duh, ill freely admit that, lmao it's not like i sit at home and think of dick jokes, i was bored, they were funny.


    LOL..I knew it, fag....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shuggs
    nono... dont have any need for 'e-dick' i just wanna know how you know about his 'mighty trouser migdet' ... if i recall i didnt see that posted on myspace... it was covered with a bunch of golf balls!!


    Nothing more out of you, penis prowler....

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    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to kayfuNk again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by StuntallDay
    LOL..I knew it, fag....
    haha, no way im wasting my time coming up with "big dick jokes" haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by kayfuNk
    duh, ill freely admit that, lmao it's not like i sit at home and think of dick jokes, i was bored, they were funny.
    Those weren't funny, those were old!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BTLFED
    Those weren't funny, those were old!
    LOL sorry im not updated on "big dick jokes"! first time i've ever thought about using them on a forum :p

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    Quote Originally Posted by kayfuNk
    LOL sorry im not updated on "big dick jokes"! first time i've ever thought about using them on a forum :p

    Bitch please..You prob keep them shits in your wallet....

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    Quote Originally Posted by StuntallDay
    Bitch please..You prob keep them shits in your wallet....
    lol i do! right next to the list of "chuck norris facts" they're a hit at parties!

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    Damn, Kayfunk you couldn't even handle an emo black dude and a wannabe stunter?

    You need some practice, seriously. And these dick jokes have to stop.
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