I had this fat ass bitch come in today wanting to buy a headpiece for her old ass piece of shit nokia. She wanted the one that has the button to answer and hang up the call. We didn't have it so she made me call around to see if any of the other stores had it. No problem, that's my job. I gladly called, no one had it.
Then her fat ass wanted me to take her phone apart and clean off all the fucking CAT HAIR that her phone had accumulated on the insideI hate cats. So I take the phone apart and take a tooth brush to it and cat hair just starts flying everywhere
. I hand her the outside of the screen (the screen "protector" so to say), and tell her she can clean that part, which I had already gotten rid of all the cat hair, and she looks at me and says "I can clean it?". Yes you fat ass sweaty bitch, get your fat ass hooves off my counter and pick them up for 2 secs to whipe that shit down with your sweaty ass dress....
And then fat people complain about having health problems![]()




I hate cats. So I take the phone apart and take a tooth brush to it and cat hair just starts flying everywhere

Reply With Quote







