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    Default Why do I always get the shitty fortune cookies?

    I always get the fortune cookie with no fortune and nothing good to say My last fortune cookie told me to come back later, it was on break And then my current fortune cookie told me to order the shrimp next time .....what a scam

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    failure at life maybe
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    maybe your future is goin to be shitty

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    Stop going to those crappy ass mexican operated tasteless chinese restaurants...

    Cheap scumbag! I bet you still tell em your 9 years old to get childs pricing....

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    they ran out of shit to say


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    lol i got one that said "quit smoking" i swear

    annihilation was with me

    we were like WTF thats some strange wierd shit bc every1 is always pestering me and shit

    i mean what are the odds

    what if a little kid got that shit or something

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scrilla
    Stop going to those crappy ass mexican operated tasteless chinese restaurants...

    Cheap scumbag! I bet you still tell em your 9 years old to get childs pricing....

    Bwahahahahahahhaa...
    Shit I look it, so I might as well use it to my advantage

    You can't go to ANY restaurant nowadays without it being Mexican operated....and when I say operated I mean cooks

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    Quote Originally Posted by RandomGuy
    lol i got one that said "quit smoking" i swear

    annihilation was with me

    we were like WTF thats some strange wierd shit bc every1 is always pestering me and shit

    i mean what are the odds

    what if a little kid got that shit or something
    It'd be funny if yours said "don't eat me"

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    man seriously I always wanted to be a fortune cookie fortune writer

    man i'd even volunteer to do that shit


    i'd put the randomest shit that will sound psychic as hell.



    i'd print this onto a fortune
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    I got one the other day that said "Did you remember to order your take-out today"

    I knew right then that the lottery numbers on the back are my lucky numbers for life.

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    My word of the day was sympathize...I forgot how to pronounce it though haha

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    fortune cookie are only good for eating..

    /thread
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    Quote Originally Posted by ORGANIZATIONXIII
    fortune cookie are only good for eating..

    /thread
    What a liar! If that were the case, they'd be called chinese cookies, not FORTUNE cookies

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    those damn fortunes never come true, nor do the numbers mean a damn..

    but I like the ones that teach you to speak chinese, ONE WORD AT A TIME.. LIRL..
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    Quote Originally Posted by ORGANIZATIONXIII
    those damn fortunes never come true, nor do the numbers mean a damn..

    but I like the ones that teach you to speak chinese, ONE WORD AT A TIME.. LIRL..
    I saw how they make fortune cookies on the discovery channel It was pretty interesting actually....

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    bah!

    reproduced bullshit
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    Quote Originally Posted by gtikid
    I saw how they make fortune cookies on the discovery channel It was pretty interesting actually....


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    cuz yur da shit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Octopus™
    cuz yur da shit

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    FUCK GRAN TURISMO EAST!! NEVER TAKE YOUR CAR THERE, ESPECIALLY NOT FOR AN ALIGNMENT!! TERRIBLE BUSINESS!!

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