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    Default Jessica Alba Herpes Claim..

    http://www.boston.com/ae/celebrity/a..._herpes_claim/

    August 10, 2007

    (BANG) - Jessica Alba caught herpes from an ex-boyfriend, it has been claimed.
    The 'Fantastic Four' star - recently voted FHM's Sexiest Woman Alive 2007 - previously dated New York Yankees baseball star Derek Jeter and during their relationship she allegedly contracted the sexually transmitted disease.

    A source who worked as Jessica's assistant at the time claims they had to replenish her Valtrex prescription - a treatment for genital herpes - on a regular basis, according to website L.A. Rag Mag.

    Jeter has also dated Mariah Carey, Vanessa Minnillo and most recently Justin Timberlake's new girlfriend Jessica Biel.





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    LMAO

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    I'd still hit it

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    Three condoms, a wet suit and a Viking helmet and I'm good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova
    Three condoms, a wet suit and a Viking helmet and I'm good.

    LOL @ the viking helmet.

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    im w/ post 3&4



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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    YUP......Double UP FTW!

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    im with post 3&4 also, double up and hit it up
    You only live once, maybe twice if you use the e-brake!

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    the only way i'd hit it is if she boyfriended me and shared her $.

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    whats so bad about herpes....its not like it will kill you. once you have it its one thing u dont have to worry about getting. then think of all the girls that have it you can bang now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Leadfoot_mf
    whats so bad about herpes....its not like it will kill you. once you have it its one thing u dont have to worry about getting. then think of all the girls that have it you can bang now.
    lmao

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leadfoot_mf
    whats so bad about herpes....its not like it will kill you. once you have it its one thing u dont have to worry about getting. then think of all the girls that have it you can bang now.
    reps for that one sir

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leadfoot_mf
    whats so bad about herpes....its not like it will kill you. once you have it its one thing u dont have to worry about getting. then think of all the girls that have it you can bang now.

    LMMFAO @ UR POST and at the ducktape bandit in ur avatar



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    I would still bang the shit out of her without a jimmy. Go ahead, dare me.

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    yeah, no problem hitting it raw
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    i dare u....



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    if she puts me in the will ill hit in until my shit turns green and falls off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova
    Three condoms, a wet suit and a Viking helmet and I'm good.

    So without the condoms you'd be Flava Flav.

    They compare him to a wet suit with a Viking helmet in his roast.

    Bozzio for president.

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    Quote Originally Posted by phatboislim
    i dare u....
    I'll need a few things before I get started...

    1. An IV of gatorade
    2. 12 snickers bars
    3. Pay my bills 6 months in advance because once I start I'm not pulling out for a while.

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    i got 1 and 2...u gota get a white muhfugga to take care of number 3 unless u dnt mind bad credit lol



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    all repped
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    high class herpes
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    Quote Originally Posted by Leadfoot_mf
    whats so bad about herpes....its not like it will kill you. once you have it its one thing u dont have to worry about getting. then think of all the girls that have it you can bang now.
    huh shit ahahhaha

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    hell i'd still hit that if i had her permanently:idb: , that and a tub of alcohol and a lifetime supply of valtrex cuz i lubs my cock..Shit consider that pussy along with Miss carey's RETIRED! waahahaha

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    ROFL ... this some funny shit !!

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    Quote Originally Posted by simontibbett
    I'd still hit it
    x2 ftw

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    it puts the ky on her skin on it gets the hose.... lol

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    I would fuck that shit raw. fuck herpes




    <---Click it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 0p7!mu5
    it puts the ky on her skin on it gets the hose.... lol
    REVISION:
    It puts the KY on her skin then she gets the hose again.




    <---Click it.

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    JETER HAS HERPES!





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    somebody swung the bat a lil too much out on the lawn, the whore lol :wink:

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    Ill never find love now!





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    Quote Originally Posted by I ♥ My S13
    Ill never find love now!
    Don't say that. You will just have learn to love the Herp too. There's room in your heart for two.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leadfoot_mf
    whats so bad about herpes....its not like it will kill you. once you have it its one thing u dont have to worry about getting. then think of all the girls that have it you can bang now.
    dayum straight i'd still fuck her :idb:

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    MMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMM.... CAULIFLOWER LIPS ftw....




    ITLL BUFF OUT

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hektik
    MMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMM.... CAULIFLOWER LIPS ftw....




    ITLL BUFF OUT
    i'd eat a bloody tampon out of alba lol

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    thats gross... lolol. fuck that, theres better sluts out there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maniac
    thats gross... lolol. fuck that, theres better sluts out there.
    ya ya you'd do it too

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