Squirrel Season
It started today, so gather all your up all your guns, pellet guns, slingshots, rocks, shoes and get as many of them retarded animals as you can. Im most likly gonna go hunting them sons a bitches for the next three days on WMA, so get a 22 or pellet gun, a licence and you come with. Be a part of the IA squirrel hunting club. There's only me as of now in the club but I think RG is down so thats like two people.
Do I have to eat them, or can I just mash them under my shoe like a turd at Mardi Gras.
snail season is next week. I got platinum salt shakers jsut for the occassion
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I dont eat them, I just shoot them to see them do tricks in the air on their way down.Originally Posted by Psycho
I fed my dog a worm that was squirming in the dirt last weekend so HA! I already got a head start.
WTF???
yea, a guy I work with goes squirrel hunting seems like every day, sometimes before work and he gets there at 6:30am. he tries to kill at least 2 or 3 each time. 2 for him and one for his dog (yes he eats them) To me they are nothing but an oversized rat
I like to shoot them and feed them to my cats. Here's my little manx cat:
(this little fucker eats the whole insides, just leaves the head, tail, and paws!)
yay, I said I am down
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I have well over 100+ confirmed kills in my lifetime. I am the squirrel Ruiner.
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You already know I'm in, so now that's like 3
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ftw. I'll be blasting them out of trees, too.
Damn! You draw your weapons on squirrels AS WELL??? NOONE IS SAFE!I have well over 100+ confirmed kills in my lifetime. I am the squirrel Ruiner.
Just came back from walmart. Was planing on getting a 3 day license but there is no such thing for residents. I could get the one day, then there was a license for the whole year for $10 so I was like "thats it?" and got it aswell as a WMA license for $19 that you need for hunting on WMA's. So then I looked at the rules and it said I need to take a hunting safty course unless I get a 1 or three day hunting license. Mother Fucker, it seems as now I have to take my happy ass back to walmart at 7am to get the 1 day bull shit for $5.50. Now them squirrels have pissed me off with this whole license thing. I'll get them tomorrow, shoot them in the leg and stab them to death with my rambo knife, then use my magnesium flit to set them ablaze at 3000deg Celsius .
oh shit!!! thats kinda hardcore...how much is the class I owe the lil bastards a good smiting!
That's it? I killed that many with just one bullet back in Nam.I have well over 100+ confirmed kills in my lifetime. I am the squirrel Ruiner.
3 tours in danang... I'm done killin'
I wanna go squirrel hunting. Can I use any gun or does it have to be something small?
You guys are going to shoot your eye out.
^ haha that reminded me of a movie that comes on around x-mas time.. A Christmas Story haha or if thats the point im slow.. ill shut up
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No way...
That WAS the point. Normally I wouldn't do this, but please refer to the first post in this thread.
i have i read all of them..god i didnt mean to call you out in the last thread B im sorry please forgive me
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Link to said thread?
the thread refering to uncle pete
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Crossbow FTMFW!! Nothing is funnier then nailing a squirrel with a crossbow bolt and watching it fly back 20 feet in a barrel roll.
Man, I'm glad I got my crossbow before they got legalized for hunting. They used to be like $400 for a good one. Now they're over $1K.
^^screw you!!
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you said it, not me...so go screw yourself
thats alittle hard to do please explain how to do that
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I did most of my killing back when I was 12-14yrs old. My old house in Columbus, GA backed up to a park (lakes, running trails, etc). Squirrels were rampant there. I could pick them off all day long with my BB gun.Damn! You draw your weapons on squirrels AS WELL??? NOONE IS SAFE!
I have, however, taken out a few with the AK-47. Now THAT is a site. I've also shot a few with the .40 cal Glock, hollow points of course. That's a bit more difficult, but damn good training in terms of accuracy.
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Went hunting yesterday, took 2hrs to find the damn place. Saw no one was there so I called the head quarters and they said they would be back tomorrow. Went today and no one was there again, so I said fuck them, grabbed my gun and wandered into the woods. I only had 1hr to play before work and spotted a fat squirrel and shot it off the tree. It was super easy with the 22. I can hit dimes 100yards away no problem with that gun so hitting something the size of a purse 50ft away is effortless. But still entertaining. I carried 4 types of rounds SSS rounds, Thunder bolt, cci hyper velocity, and what I normally shoot, Remington Sub Sonics. The gun loves the sub sonic remingtons, and I sighted the gun in with them. The other ones manly the hyper velocity ones I brought incase I saw a coyote. The subsonics are by far the weakest out the four but they are super accurate and still went through the squirrel and since they are hollow points, it blew the squirrels guts out on the other side lol. Anyway, Im gonna go tomorrow for a long time and see how many I can get. Let all set something up for this weekend!
owch, lol
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Drag that shit around PetsMart on a leash, and act like it's still alive.
He's just "sleeping"
^^ i fucking dare you........lmfao
You only live once, maybe twice if you use the e-brake!
lololol, i will pay to see it.
ha you'd scare the hell outta little kids in the pet store
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at this point were not concerned with the kids in the pet store............lol
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shhh i know that .. it would be funny but eww gross
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