Friday Funnies!

[Princess12]

Little Johnny asks, "Mommy, where do babies come from?"
His mother replies, "The stork brings them."

Little Johnny, puzzled, asks, "Then who fucks the stork?"

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.

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A little boy is playing with his new football and a little girl asks if she can play. He tells her, "No. These are for boys."
The little girl runs into the house and tells her mother. The next day the girl sticks her tongue out at the boy and waves her new football in his face. The little boy angrily points to his boy's bike and says, "Oh yeah? Well, only boys can get these!"

But the next day, the little girl has the same bike. The little boy gets furious, pulls down his pants, points to his unit, and says, "Look, only boys have these and your mom can't buy you one!"

The next day he walks by and the little girl promptly pulls up her dress, points to her bits, and proclaims, "My mother tells me that as long as I have one of these, I can have as many of those as I want."

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Q: How did Pinocchio find out he had a wooden dick?
A: His hand caught on fire.

[DieselNuts]

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A little boy is playing with his new football and a little girl asks if she can play. He tells her, "No. These are for boys."
The little girl runs into the house and tells her mother. The next day the girl sticks her tongue out at the boy and waves her new football in his face. The little boy angrily points to his boy's bike and says, "Oh yeah? Well, only boys can get these!"

But the next day, the little girl has the same bike. The little boy gets furious, pulls down his pants, points to his unit, and says, "Look, only boys have these and your mom can't buy you one!"

The next day he walks by and the little girl promptly pulls up her dress, points to her bits, and proclaims, "My mother tells me that as long as I have one of these, I can have as many of those as I want."

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The sad thing is, its sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo true....




















































































....unless your fat....

[Princess12]

LOL

[EM1toEVO]

Princess, your sig is funny as hail!

[hydroshutter]

[DieselNuts]

.....I dont see a difference.....

[HeLLo iM iZzY]

.....I dont see a difference.....

That was the point of the two pictures, lol.

[DieselNuts]

the more I look at it, the more it makes me laugh.... Im saving that one to my photobucket...

[Sol-Badguy]

Kekeke.

The Yo Mama joke was the best ever!!

[Ran]

lol @ the boy & girl

[Mr_Mischif]

This was funnier than any of the OPs reposts.