I can rap about ANYTHING...
Traffic, Traffic,
lookin for my chap stick,
Feelin kinda car sick
Look theres a ford mavrick
word son.
FREESTYLE FRIDAY'S
I can rap about ANYTHING...
Traffic, Traffic,
lookin for my chap stick,
Feelin kinda car sick
Look theres a ford mavrick
word son.
"I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."
MAL-E-BOO
lmao Malibu's most wanted
02 GSX-R Telefonica Movistar
99 Prelude
95 Mustang GT Vert
98 Mustang 3.8
Straight gangsta....
what happened to the keystyle battles lol
Anyone can rhyme when they have time to type and edit their shit.
I came in and decimated all.Originally Posted by Bballjamal
It was a hidden talent, I m sorry.
roses are red
smurfs are blue
keep making dumb threads,
and i'll skullfuck you.
Last edited by BKgen®; 12-28-2007 at 05:11 PM.
Im a whiteboy
But my neck is red
I put Miracle Whip® on my WonderBread®
Computin all day
Sittin on IA
wondering when
this shit
stops being gay.
that was totally off beat.
let me try again.
Wondering why, Im sitting here tonight
Writing rap lyrics, when I could be getting fly
up in my beat up ride
with the dented in fendaz
exhaust fumes so strong
it feelz like The Mind Benda
up at six flags,
you know, the ride
wondering if,
ill die from
carbon monoxide
poisononing.
Cause Im Weezy F Baby.
That right there is on some gay shit
Might wanna hit rewind and try to erase it
Fucker when you gonna face it
I heard about your brain, Dollar General misplaced it
But unlike you
I do this to spite you
Slight you?
Never and quit Pm-ing me cuz I'll never write you
Back
Wanna throw down, Jack?
Shit I'll have you looking like Matt
Bourne with no Identity
There'll be no stoppin' or defendin' me
I sling insults at you like on a spendin' spree
don't even think you'll ever be a friend of me
I know you out there gettin' antsy
Thinkin' how bad you can't stand me
I'm the Captain that got ya Hooked, so get away Peter Pansy
Go on back to Never, Never Land
Where I'll sever your clever plan
Grab Tinkerbell and all the faggot fairies
You couldn't be the life of a party at any cemeteries
Later, QD.
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hahahahaha +1
GOD THAT MOVIE WAS HORRIBLE
twoONEoh
DAMN! QD IS SNAPPIN'!
Bozzio for president.
I'm a snail
I slither on a rail
I come across a nail
And get impaled
Everyone laughs, saying I've failed.
lol
You know better; next time will be a ban.
Cleverness?
Theres been a drought,
Its the stains on the bed sheets after ChrisMo rubbed a few out,
The preceding lyrics, not sure what they're about,
as stupid as that shit was...that weed must have been stout.
As for the impaled snail,
That shit was raw,
Ten Times more gangster,
than a picture of sweat on the surface of my balls.
Okay, maybe not that gangster.
yo motha fucka so u think u bad,
u neek to get a motha fuckin writin pad,
take notes cause im about to destroy you,
and this shit here is way overdue,
homie this shit here is my life,
imma open this up like a switch blade knife,
i hope u will learn somthing today,
i leave people in a disarray,
this shit right here is unfair,
im so gifted and and my talent is very rare,
u never seen this shit so clean,
to measure the damage on u we will need a machine,
cause its just sad all this shit im doint to you,
battelin me is somethin like taboo,
cause i will massacure you just like jason or freddy,
im comin at ya, oh yeah fuck QD
The fuck was that. Rap/hip hop is supposed to have some sort of meaning.
I'm comin straight for ya, low, lean and packin a gat
Throwing shots at ya all day as if my name was Magic or Shaq
I'm stackin scratch,
Yeah, chump, you best know I got those
Comin at you hard like I'm a shelled taco
Watch though
I'm the post man, fixin to deliver 5 toes
To your crotch hoe
You better be ready for this war you reaped
Im comin forth with my verbal sword unsheathed
The storm's unleashed
You don't know I'm the anti-semantic,
Hardest motherfucker this side of the Atlantic
Leave your punk ass floppin around frantic
Just hand it
To me
Cuz you see
You're just another floozy
I just textually knocked you off, everyone sayin, "ooo weee"
I come at you crazy, like I should be locked in a psycho ward
I use a sickel when in a pickle, I'mma sicko, ask Michael Moore
I hype the floor
I slam you just to spite a door
Shit I could go on for days about you I could just write some more
Later, QD.
***Edited for grammar***
Last edited by quickdodge®; 08-04-2007 at 11:12 AM.
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HAHA, I hope you aren't talking about rapping or IA, because if so, pathetic excuse of a person. Stop wasting bandwith with this bullshit.
Bozzio for president.
I think he is trying to persuade us to believe that he is a knife-wielding, talented, damaging, destroying machine of some sorts. Lolol. So is a can opener. I'm convinced. Later, QD.
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Seems about right, they're neck and neck on IQ.
Bozzio for president.
The snail was on a trail
next to a steam, where there was a pumkin seed
The pumkin seed attacked
the snail leaped and fell on his back
The snail grabbed the fish.
Looked around, laid it down and splurged a nut in its mouth.
*Chorus*
The snail laid a seed in the pumkin seed!
The snail laid a seed in the punkin seed!
"Come on yall!"
The snail laid a seed in the pumkin seed!
The snail laid a seed in the pumkin seed!
Yeah. Thats my jam right there.
thats that hippidy hip hop yo!
Hiphopautotomas
I had a few beers to plenty
an ass amount of to many
you guys are a bunch of gays
posting on IA all days
I dunno why the fuck im doing this shit
so you can suck my dick
I rock at making up stupid rhymes
but only happens during drunk times
although im drunk im intoxicating
so you fags dont be hatin.
its 5 am and i got work in 5 hours
i needs to get my ass in the shower
thats all for tonight bitches
next time ill leave you in stitches.
P.S. Im leet, youre gay.
i wanna be a farmer,
crop grower,
twenty inch blades,
on my lawnmower.
...damn
Simon why the hail are you not freestyling right now. Clit as big as a dick, remember y0!?!?!
BUY MY NEW BOOK! ITS CALLED, IF YOU LIKE IMPORTANTLANTA THERE'S A STRONG CHANCE YOU'RE A FAGGOT
That's how it goes down. Later, QD.
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Where you at, Alfaggo. Later, QD.
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Keepin it flowin...
Boom batta
Pockets gettin fatta
I want Pancakes
But I ain't got no batter.
Hold tight
Aisle's in my sight
Now I need syrup
Gotsta keep it light!
Oooooh haaaaaaa
rollin on 4's
Oooooh haaaaaaa
cruisin da store
Oooooh haaaaaaa
NOW PAY THE BITCH!
LOL@QD.
"I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."
You feeling the need for a lashing? Later, QD.
FOR MORE INFO, CLICK THE PIC!!!
your tired ass jokes on the "Alfano" bandwagon makes me sick
how about you do yourself a favor and hop off my dick
Your hot rod's nice, looks like it hauls
And that awesome purple isn't very faint
but yet, a v8 is cute with that color paint
like your girlfriends face when shes tonging my balls
i went for the AABCBC Poetic Format on that one.
Lol, ''Alfano bandwagon'', nice one. You're raps are about as nice as your KA-T, and by nice, I mean busted. STFU and let people who know how to speak post.
I hate you because you're a tool. Not because I think other people will think I'm cool. *cough cough* Apparently you're the clown of IA, I've been here about as long as you with an account and I've never had a callout or bashing like you do on a daily basis so.....
GTFO---------->
Bozzio for president.
well whos gonna complain when all you do is ride their dick for 482 posts,
honestly, have you posted anything besides agreeing with someone about bashing someone, insulting someone, or giving someone compliments to someone about bashing someone, your like a fucking lurker, you just leech off other people, your like the quiet guy of the group who just stands next to people to look cooler, bitch be for real, just because im audible about shit and dont care what people think, half the time people have shit its because they take my sarcasm serious, ill admit it, i have very dry humor, but honestly i wouldnt keep doing it if i didnt get threatened over some shit i said over a internet forum. i think its funny to see people get in a hissy fit about shit. its like fucking high school all over again, grow a pair and get off mine.
oh, and ill take that clown comment has a compliment to my style of humor, thanks bro, i guess it just comes natural. carrot top is my idol, you know
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Hahaha, you're damn right you'll take that compliment, you're a fucking clown with your ''dry sense of humor'' was it? Get your shit straight you fucking moron. Yea, I might only have 482 posts but atleast all mine aren't bashing people shit for sale, you're a fucking post whore, make sense? I can't view any Nissan 240 for sale thread without you being in there bashing someone's car for sale, just because you own a 240 you feel like you have to say something about everyone that owns one, you think you're in some tight knit family now? I know your car must be the thing you take most pride in, since your humor isn't very funny and your dick is probably limp from fucking too much man ass. Now is where I turn my interweb stupid filter on and go sniff paint thinner hoping to forget you.
Last edited by Revmaynard64; 08-05-2007 at 02:44 PM.
Bozzio for president.
Oh, and I apologize for having more important things to do in my life than post it up on ImportAtlanta nightly. I'll quit my job just so you can have someone to argue with, I thought the rest of IA was enough.
Bozzio for president.
is the paint you sniffing the barney purple left over from painting your dads baracuda?
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