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  1. 07-13-2005, 11:01 AM #1
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    Default joke... thought this was funny

    Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married!..

    The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.

    Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.

    I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNITE!)

    The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight". He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew! Got away with that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."

    When I asked him why?, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh. shit.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted."
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  2. 07-13-2005, 11:03 AM #2
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    lol
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  3. 07-13-2005, 11:12 AM #3
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    I thought you were funny.. haha
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  4. 07-13-2005, 11:13 AM #4
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    lol
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  5. 07-13-2005, 11:20 AM #5
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    thats a unique clock

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    It's funny how it doesn't really matter what time you get in... but the things you do to try and come in the house as quite as possible... lol, it's fun when you are shitfaced too!! LMFAO, oh the memories...
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  7. 07-13-2005, 11:31 AM #7
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    i know right... something always happens and is usually load as shit!! omg im ready fo tonight heather
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    Mee too... You going to buy me a beer, I'm broke...
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  9. 07-13-2005, 11:38 AM #9
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    hell no hoochie... im broke too!! we are gonna be two broke hos at the bar.... very sad!!
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  10. 07-13-2005, 11:43 AM #10
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    I need my shirt, lol
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    So.. where is my shirt?
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  12. 10-26-2005, 04:09 PM #12
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    i think i saw the pink bunny wearing it the other day near the hayride parade....
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    repost, i sen this back in july, to be exact: 07-13-2005, 11:20 AM

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  14. 10-26-2005, 04:11 PM #14
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    lol yall are sooo funnay
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    lol
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    lol
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  17. 10-26-2005, 04:43 PM #17
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    sorry i love you and all but REPOST
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    lol tiff... b went thread digging again and pulled this up from like july
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    oops! lol.. i'm officially ia's biggest dumbass.. changing siggy now!
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    changed..
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