omg.. they're still here... and there is this... child.... she's 5 and apparently thinks I'm the coolest thing since sliced bread...

The ONLY child in this world that I like is my cousin Alec.. and that's because he's 9 but shamelessly hits on girls right along with me. He rocks...

but anyways.. this.. child.. keeps climbing all over me... omg... I need to be drunk.. I need to be drunk so bad right now... *eye twitching*