Oh, so that's why I'm not getting any ass...I live in Midtown and I drive a SAAB, so every chick just thinks I'm gay.

And what happened to the wagon? Or...the "SportCombi"...that's not gay enough?

Okay, what happened to the Scion tC, Mazda 5, the BMW 3-series, or the Jaguar (say Jag-wiyur) XK?

The Toyota Camry and Infiniti FX seem out of place. The Caliber though...hahahaha. Didn't Chrysler get into some shit over their "homophobic" advertisements for the Caliber?