the ex? nah went further than a kiss ;) alot furtherQuote:
Originally Posted by Echonova
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the ex? nah went further than a kiss ;) alot furtherQuote:
Originally Posted by Echonova
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Originally Posted by sullen
get a new bitch.....teach this one not to use the teeth. it'll be much better.
lol at eschanova. that made me laugh.Quote:
Originally Posted by Echonova
Viola... There's your answer, neither of you can keep it on your pants.Quote:
Originally Posted by Atlanta_521
how far ???? in her?Quote:
Originally Posted by Atlanta_521
So she kissed her ex, you go have sex with yours, then you break up with her cuz she kissed her ex???? WTF :lmfao:Quote:
Originally Posted by Atlanta_521
how about you give her the bucking bronco?
i would
oh no, on her. facially. she took that shit like a diamond theif.
abstinence ftl she could get it now..Quote:
Originally Posted by cactusEG
and this is why this tool is on IA asking for helpQuote:
Originally Posted by Lizbiz101
this is better than the myspace drama.....
its thiefQuote:
Originally Posted by sullen
or dirty sanchezQuote:
Originally Posted by Hulud
personally, i prefer the hitler with my 1 night stands...
the hitler move makes them never wanna talk to you again. so you kinda dodge the whole "but i thought you said you loved me" part of the relationshit.
Can someone make a thread with the definitons of these "hitler" and "bucking bronco"???? I don't keep up with names of these things, just damn do it. lol
when it comes to best bang for the buck, nothing beats whispering "i have AIDs" in a girls earQuote:
Originally Posted by sullen
or sparton helmont or the houdini and the famous arab gogglesQuote:
Originally Posted by sullen
bucking bronco: mount from behind and use another womans name, see how long you can stay mounted.
hitler: place a small particle of SHIT under the nasal area, so as to imitate a hitler moustasche.
dirty sanchez: same as with the hitler, but this time with the chocolate...
u just wanna learn new tricksQuote:
Originally Posted by Lizbiz101
this is fucking cracking me up...
done. funny thing is that i have had many people ask me to start one lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Lizbiz101
You already know!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by cactusEG
wrongQuote:
Originally Posted by sullen
alright, lets start a Sexual Acts Dictionary thread, you can add any new tricks you come across. BTW, what is a cincinati bowtie? i never understood that part of 40 year old virgin...
whats that then the rodeo sex? whats the bronco?
theres a thread on it, so go there
this thread delivers and this was the drunken fuck up
so atl 421, get a new squeeze. try new tricks on her, maybe you'll find you like.
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Originally Posted by Lizbiz101
pmed:ninja:
what was that? a drunken tattoo of your ex?
and that is???:thinking:Quote:
Originally Posted by Atlanta_521
No, i think he cut himself??? lolQuote:
Originally Posted by sullen
A bottle of rum, 20 stiches later, 15 of Gwinnett's finest
what he cut her name into his forearm? thats not so great. when you get drunk and have sex with the ex's you dont exactly wanna go screaming to your current gf that you have been having a fuckfest...
this is a fake name, fucking ghey
yea, i just kinda got shitfaced and went to get my dick pierced. but i know someone who got that same night at Psycho "Greased Lightning" and the thunderbolts tatooed on his dick.
I don't remember shit besides the cops telling me to put the bottle of rum and machete down lol
at least my ring wont leave a scar when i get around to leaving it out.