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LOL.... :lmfao:
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ead wayne.... ead.....
this thread reminds me of the family guy episode we saw last night...
"gah peter, your excuses are lamer than fdr's legs!"
(gasps.....)
"what, too soon?"
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pwnt.Quote:
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what
30
second
rule?
perfect example of mods abusing their powers....
and ya'll claim you don't do it....
Lol. Halfwit would have threads where he would post a page before anyone else could say anything. Effin mods. :(
this isnt true abusing powers, abusing powers is when people delete posts becuase they cant handle being made fun of, which we dont doQuote:
Originally Posted by Killer
atleast kyle and others can take that as a joke and laugh about it
What did Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common??
Their biggest hit was The Wall.
(one of my favs)
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Originally Posted by DropTopDrifter
touche
That's not right. Not right at all :no:
laugh about deleting posts, or the 30 second rule..Quote:
Originally Posted by Hulud
because i wasn't being serious just then man...
i was saying that kyle was laughing about the 30 second rule thingQuote:
Originally Posted by Killer
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and so was i.... i was just being a smart ass... :goodjob: :goodjob:
John gets a call from his blonde girlfriend, Buffy. "I've got a problem," says Buffy. "What's the matter?" asks John. "Well, I've bought this jigsaw puzzle, but it's too hard. None of the pieces fit together and I can't find any edges." "What's the picture of?" asks John. "It's of a big rooster," replies Buffy. "All right," says John, "I'll come over and have a look." So he goes over to Buffy's house. Buffy leads John into her kitchen and shows him the jigsaw on the kitchen table. John looks at the jigsaw and then turns to Buffy and says, "For Pete's sake - put the corn flakes back in the box."
Q: How Many Microsoft Engineers Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?
A: None. Microsoft Will Announce That Darkness Is The New Standard.
got it, my badQuote:
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i knoweth not what u mean :dunno:Quote:
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What's the hardest thing about cooking vegetables?
Getting their wheelchairs in the oven.
this isn't a joke but its still funny.... so at work theres a gay guy that i once asked this question...
Me- When did you find out you were gay..
Gay dude- When i had a dick in my mouth. lol
its a repost i know. lol!
no, that's just EXERCISING our powers, so we don't forget how to use them :goodjob:Quote:
Originally Posted by Killer
A girl goes up to her father one night and says, "Dad, can I have the car tonight?"
Her father looks at her thoughtfully and says, "Sure, if you give me a blowjob."
So the girl puts his penis in her mouth and almost immediately spits it back out.
"Your penis tastes like shit!" she cries.
"Oh yeah," her father replied, "I forgot I loaned the car to your brother tonight."
wtf? no racist jokes i mean you have a disclaimer in the thread
if sum1 were to get offended they should read the thread title
lolol its all good but damnnn theres NO more forums i can put racist jokes up on now except my own and theres like 4 viewers hahahahahahahah
And heres one for Jorgeeeeeee and Ran....
This guy is sitting in his living room surfing the channels on the television. All of a sudden, the door of the apartment whips open and his girlfriend storms through.
She screams, "You fucking asshole!" and she heads into the bedroom.
Stunned, the man flips off the television and walks toward the bedroom, wondering, "Now what have I done?"
Inside the bedroom he finds the girl furiously packing a suitcase. He asks her what's up. She responds with a hiss, "My therapist says that I should leave you and that you're a pedophile!"
The man responds, "Wow, you're pretty smart for a 12 year old."
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both excellent, would rep u if i could :DQuote:
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bwahahahaha, must've been blonde :lmao:Quote:
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i'll let you know when you can :)
I lol'd.Quote:
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What is brown and gurgles?
A baby in a casserole
What has 4 legs and one arm?
A doberman on a children's playground.
What is the worst part about killing a baby?
Getting blood on your clown suit.
What is red and has more brains than the baby you just shot?
The wall behind it.
Why do you put babies into blenders feet first?
So you can see the expression on their faces.
and my all time personal favorite
What is red and is creeping up your leg?
An abortion with homesickness.
fuck
is
a 30
second
rule.?
do I have those powersQuote:
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guess not :(
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oh shit
Here's a few:
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton
balls and a ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?
He answers, " You see, it's like this,
yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper.
So, I figure if I have to roll my own. So does she.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
He wiped his ass and moved on.
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder with cheese
How many babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil?
It depends on how hard you squeeze them.