How to pick up chicks

[Psycho]

I was inspired to start this thread by one of Julio's posts in another one.
This always works for me:
On the first day of classes go in to class about 5 min. late, and dont bring your book. Sit next to the hottest bitch in there, and tell her that you lack a book and need to share off her's. Chat with her some through out the class, but don't flirt or you'll ruin it all (ask stupid shit like "what classes are you taking," and pretend to give a shit.) Then once class is over, tell her that you don't understand the subject very much and could really use a study buddy, and invite her to have a cup of coffee. BAM!! You're in like sin.

How does every one else pick up hoes?

[umairejaz]

^sitting in class next to the hottest bitch, works like a charm.

coming late to class to find not a damn seat empty..... yeah that sucks.

[Maniaç]

thomas, is that how you got brin(or whatever her name is)? lol!!!

[Psycho]

^sitting in class next to the hottest bitch, works like a charm.

coming late to class to find not a damn seat empty..... yeah that sucks.

That's when you look where they sit, leave, and sit by them the next day.

[Psycho]

thomas, is that how you got brin(or whatever her name is)? lol!!!

LoL!! nah, I met her at the zoo, over by the monkey cages.

[Maniaç]

LoL!! nah, I met her at the zoo, over by the monkey cages.

i still need to meet that hairy slut... sucks yall don't talk anymore.

[Psycho]

Bring a banana if you do go to meet her.

[thepolecat]

All I have to do is drive my 4 door Civic down Barrett- alllll them 12 year old bitches will be all over me!

[Maniaç]

Im just another asshole... it works.

[OneSlow5pt0]

All I have to do is drive my 4 door Civic down Barrett- alllll them 12 year old bitches will be all over me!

lol,celica aint bringing the girls to yard round here....guess i need a honda

[thepolecat]

^^you wont be able to keep them off you- I even had a 13 year old once!

[Psycho]

Did you have to give them the candy? Because I never do. I eat it in front of them.

[OneSlow5pt0]

^^you wont be able to keep them off you- I even had a 13 year old once!

damn,gotta get me one then

[thepolecat]

Fuck no I don't give them candy, they give me the candy, but I guess thats why I'm fat now, hmmm

[JackMaster]

just show her your cock and if its big enough, you should be bumpin uglies within in 12 hours. Or you might get charged with sexual harrassment.

[OneSlow5pt0]

just show her your cock and if its big enough, you should be bumpin uglies within in 12 hours. Or you might get charged with sexual harrassment.

9/10

or ask them if the want to be in a movie

[SatansRectum]

Fuck no I don't give them candy, they give me the candy, but I guess thats why I'm fat now, hmmm

I mean, how are they suppose to eat it if they're all tied up?

[Julio]

I was inspired to start this thread by one of Julio's posts in another one.
This always works for me:
On the first day of classes go in to class about 5 min. late, and dont bring your book. Sit next to the hottest bitch in there, and tell her that you lack a book and need to share off her's. Chat with her some through out the class, but don't flirt or you'll ruin it all (ask stupid shit like "what classes are you taking," and pretend to give a shit.) Then once class is over, tell her that you don't understand the subject very much and could really use a study buddy, and invite her to have a cup of coffee. BAM!! You're in like sin.

How does every one else pick up hoes?

I believe you man...

Chicks always fall for that... nice for a few hours and then go in for capture...

hahhaha

[Dyno]

lol

[BluesClues]

This technique does not work if you are ugly

["B"]

That shit was weak. I got "under a 5-ton" game. That is when you can pull a chick while working underneath a truck all dirty and nasty.

[Stormhammer]

I just use www.askmen.com or www.adultfriendfinder.com

["B"]

You could always use my phonebook method. Just walk up to the chick you want to bang, put the phonebook against her face, and punch it as hard as you can. When she wakes up, ask her if she wants it again. If she says no, they you can get anything you want from her.

[cactusEG]

I was inspired to start this thread by one of Julio's posts in another one.
This always works for me:
On the first day of classes go in to class about 5 min. late, and dont bring your book. Sit next to the hottest bitch in there, and tell her that you lack a book and need to share off her's. Chat with her some through out the class, but don't flirt or you'll ruin it all (ask stupid shit like "what classes are you taking," and pretend to give a shit.) Then once class is over, tell her that you don't understand the subject very much and could really use a study buddy, and invite her to have a cup of coffee. BAM!! You're in like sin.

How does every one else pick up hoes?

act like ur delivering a pizza cut out a hole at the bottom and stick ur dick in it and knock on the door and say ur delivering a pizza than open it up and bam ur in like a sin

["B"]

act like ur delivering a pizza cut out a hole at the bottom and stick ur dick in it and knock on the door and say ur delivering a pizza than open it up and bam ur in like a sin

I heard that for it to work for Psycho, it would have to be a thin crust pizza.

[Psycho]

That wouldn't work, my penis is on the back like a tail

["B"]

lmfao


That is just wrong.

[MaRk2k]

all u gota do is add the rice and the bitches will be all over you, except the JDM tight girls.

[splink48]

you------Ahem........."you can't drink worth a shit can you?"
her------"watch me asshole"

The next morning....
you--------"wanna cigarette?"

give it a shot....let us know how it goes

[Bballjamal]

Find the girls that think they're the shit, and treat them like shit


^^^Proven method^^^

[HalfBaked]

Me: *slips roofie in drink* "Hey whats up..."
Her: "uhhh I don't feel well"
Me: "You can go lay down in my room..."

Next morning...

Me: "You have HIV now..."

[Psycho]

^LOL

I cant give out any more rep for another 24 hours.

[BKgen®]

roofies ftw.

[cactusEG]

I heard that for it to work for Psycho, it would have to be a thin crust pizza.

oh shit lool

[2micro4u]

Bust an old school with them and act yourself...Cus thats who the chicks really want to meet.
If they dont like you for you being you.... move on to the next. If you try too hard to be somebody you not it will never work.
In addition even if you do like the girl alot...you have to let them know in small doses or you will scare them off.
Girls may say they want a good guy but if you are just goody to them all at once. A) they will either take advantage of the situation or B) they will be turned off by it and feel you are not a challenge.

[QX56tech]

Old school is definitly the way to go if you want the most out of the relationship, if half you men(boys) even knows what that means. I could go on but ya'll would not understand.

Bust an old school with them and act yourself...Cus thats who the chicks really want to meet.
If they dont like you for you being you.... move on to the next. If you try too hard to be somebody you not it will never work.
In addition even if you do like the girl alot...you have to let them know in small doses or you will scare them off.
Girls may say they want a good guy but if you are just goody to them all at once. A) they will either take advantage of the situation or B) they will be turned off by it and feel you are not a challenge.

[VooDooXII]

I was inspired to start this thread by one of Julio's posts in another one.
This always works for me:
On the first day of classes go in to class about 5 min. late, and dont bring your book. Sit next to the hottest bitch in there, and tell her that you lack a book and need to share off her's. Chat with her some through out the class, but don't flirt or you'll ruin it all (ask stupid shit like "what classes are you taking," and pretend to give a shit.) Then once class is over, tell her that you don't understand the subject very much and could really use a study buddy, and invite her to have a cup of coffee. BAM!! You're in like sin.

How does every one else pick up hoes?

I did exactly that...and it worked up until the coffee bit. I ask, and she goes, "You mean as friends, right?"

We're not in fucking high school anymore!

[Psycho]

I did exactly that...and it worked up until the coffee bit. I ask, and she goes, "You mean as friends, right?"

We're not in fucking high school anymore!

You should have asked her what her mom was doing on Friday.

[VooDooXII]

You should have asked her what her mom was doing on Friday.

Good idea.

[Lizbiz101]

lol you guys got me rollin laughing over here. That sit next to the hot chick and act like your intrested in the class junk REALLY works. I've seen it happen right before my eyes over this summer semester. Bad thing about it, it would take awhile for anything to happen. First you gotta act like you care, then you got to act like you want to study, then you have to act like your not trying to get with her even tho you are, until you get around to asking "do you have a boyfriend?".

I'd say.... be really nice, flirt with her a little, ask if she's got a guy (you got to know if it's worth your time), act like you don't care she doesn't have a guy, keep flirting, go in for the coffee. It all depends on the girl tho, if she don't like you, she ain't about to let you get near her, follow the signs lol.