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06-07-2007, 10:23 PM
seksicarlovinchick

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Originally Posted by ep9716

:goodjob: HAHAH FUCK YA.....I'm Like One Tequila, Two Tequila, Floor...LOL Ima Punk At Driking....

Eh...I have alcohol tolerance...that sounded kinda cocky though I guess...just saying...I'm not bull-shitting.
06-07-2007, 10:23 PM
Double_0_Rusty

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Originally Posted by Echonova

How do you tell a real blonde cheerleader from the the fakes?

if the carpets match the drapes? ahha i have heard this one I cant remeber tho
06-07-2007, 10:24 PM
seksicarlovinchick

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Originally Posted by Echonova

How do you tell a real blonde cheerleader from the the fakes?

How?
06-07-2007, 10:24 PM
Echonova

When she does a split three class rings fall out........
06-07-2007, 10:25 PM
seksicarlovinchick

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Originally Posted by Double_O_Rusty

I hear ya....Im workin on a handle of Crown right now.....Yummy:goodjob: and I have a half gallon of Jager in the fridge:yes: Im gettin retarded tomorrow night:bannana:

I don't do Jager...its yucky...tastes like licorice (sp?)
06-07-2007, 10:25 PM
seksicarlovinchick

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Originally Posted by Echonova

When she does a split three class rings fall out........

Ew. :no:
06-07-2007, 10:26 PM
Double_0_Rusty

Quote:

Originally Posted by Echonova

When she does a split three class rings fall out........

+1 to you as well....for the hell of it:goodjob:
06-07-2007, 10:26 PM
seksicarlovinchick

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Originally Posted by BTLFED

:umno:

WTF dude? Umm no...whats that shit about huh???
06-07-2007, 10:27 PM
Double_0_Rusty

Quote:

Originally Posted by seksicarlovinchick

I don't do Jager...its yucky...tastes like licorice (sp?)

thats why i like it....drink that shit straight:cheers: :goodjob:
06-07-2007, 10:27 PM
BTLFED

Quote:

Originally Posted by seksicarlovinchick

WTF dude? Umm no...whats that shit about huh???

I don't believe your tolerance is that high.
06-07-2007, 10:28 PM
seksicarlovinchick

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Originally Posted by Double_O_Rusty

thats why i like it....drink that shit straight:cheers: :goodjob:

Gag...Everclear I'll drink straight...pretty much anything, but not that shite....
06-07-2007, 10:29 PM
Double_0_Rusty

yo btl thanks bro
06-07-2007, 10:29 PM
Echonova

Golden Grain?
06-07-2007, 10:29 PM
Double_0_Rusty

everclear fucks me up...foshizzle
06-07-2007, 10:30 PM
seksicarlovinchick

nah...its good shit...you just have to respect it...and drink smart...

Yeah...Golden Grain too, but Everclear is better.
06-07-2007, 10:31 PM
Echonova

I will beat anyone in a drinking contest... I'm big and fat and have years of experience.
06-07-2007, 10:31 PM
Double_0_Rusty

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Originally Posted by Echonova

Golden Grain?

not my fave but.....ill drink just about anything....

[img]C:\Documents and Settings\rusty\My Documents\My Pictures[/img]
06-07-2007, 10:32 PM
Double_0_Rusty

shit sorry that didnt work
06-07-2007, 10:32 PM
Echonova

Quote:

Originally Posted by Echonova

I will beat anyone in a drinking contest... I'm big and fat and have years of experience.

BTW.. what are my chances of landing you in bed??
06-07-2007, 10:33 PM
BTLFED

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Originally Posted by Double_O_Rusty

not my fave but.....ill drink just about anything....

[img]C:\Documents and Settings\rusty\My Documents\My Pictures[/img]

:redx:

You can't link it off your computer lol
06-07-2007, 10:33 PM
Double_0_Rusty

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Originally Posted by Echonova

I will beat anyone in a drinking contest... I'm big and fat and have years of experience.

how about some 211's....
06-07-2007, 10:33 PM
seksicarlovinchick

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Originally Posted by BTLFED

I don't believe your tolerance is that high.

Well...you can either believe me or not...not much I can do about it...the only guy on here who knows me well enough to vouch is Catalin, but he's not real active...kinda a "lerker". I drink, a lot...you also have to keep in mind that I'm not some 130lb twig hon...I bench more than most guys I know...ok...well maybe not more, but close to it....
06-07-2007, 10:34 PM
Double_0_Rusty

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Originally Posted by BTLFED

:redx:

You can't link it off your computer lol

haha i know that now thanks :screwy:
06-07-2007, 10:34 PM
BTLFED

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Originally Posted by seksicarlovinchick

Well...you can either believe me or not...not much I can do about it...the only guy on here who knows me well enough to vouch is Catalin, but he's not real active...kinda a "lerker". I drink, a lot...you also have to keep in mind that I'm not some 130lb twig hon...I bench more than most guys I know...ok...well maybe not more, but close to it....

:rly:
06-07-2007, 10:34 PM
seksicarlovinchick

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Originally Posted by Echonova

BTW.. what are my chances of landing you in bed??

Slim to none.... :D
06-07-2007, 10:35 PM
Double_0_Rusty

i bench 295...woot
06-07-2007, 10:35 PM
seksicarlovinchick

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Originally Posted by BTLFED

:rly:

Yea...really really.
06-07-2007, 10:35 PM
Double_0_Rusty

Quote:

Originally Posted by seksicarlovinchick

Slim to none.... :D

or me? :lmfao:
06-07-2007, 10:36 PM
BTLFED

Quote:

Originally Posted by seksicarlovinchick

Yea...really really.

Interesting....... :thinking:
06-07-2007, 10:36 PM
Echonova

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Originally Posted by seksicarlovinchick

Slim to none.... :D

Well fuck this shit then!!!!! Wait 'till I tell my wife what you said........
06-07-2007, 10:37 PM
seksicarlovinchick

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Originally Posted by Double_O_Rusty

i bench 295...woot

Last I benched was only like 210 - 220ish...I don't remember really...but not nearly that much now.
06-07-2007, 10:37 PM
Double_0_Rusty

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Originally Posted by Echonova

Well fuck this shit then!!!!! Wait 'till I tell my wife what you said........

lmfao
06-07-2007, 10:37 PM
Echonova

Quote:

Originally Posted by Double_O_Rusty

i bench 295...woot

Yea me too. Every time I do a push-up.
06-07-2007, 10:37 PM
seksicarlovinchick

Quote:

Originally Posted by Echonova

Well fuck this shit then!!!!! Wait 'till I tell my wife what you said........

LOL...
06-07-2007, 10:38 PM
Double_0_Rusty

the old days football days i would bench 320 no prob...but i have gotten lazy
06-07-2007, 10:38 PM
seksicarlovinchick

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Originally Posted by Double_O_Rusty

or me? :lmfao:

Umm...you have Borat on your Sig?? Do you really have to ask?
06-07-2007, 10:39 PM
seksicarlovinchick

Quote:

Originally Posted by Double_O_Rusty

the old days football days i would bench 320 no prob...but i have gotten lazy

No money for the gym...alcohol...pick one...
06-07-2007, 10:40 PM
Double_0_Rusty

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Originally Posted by Echonova

Yea me too. Every time I do a push-up.

haha....im 5'9'' 235....i hate push ups....sit ups are the shit
06-07-2007, 10:40 PM
seksicarlovinchick

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Originally Posted by BTLFED

Interesting....... :thinking:

What are you confused about? Isn't that my job...as the blonde?? Gah...stealing my thunder and shit...
06-07-2007, 10:41 PM
Double_0_Rusty

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Originally Posted by seksicarlovinchick

Umm...you have Borat on your Sig?? Do you really have to ask?

I very much would like to make sexi time with you. I like sex.......ITS NICE.....high five:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

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