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  1. 06-07-2007, 02:50 PM #1
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    Default Dear Jennazee....

    Fred G. Sanford here, the G stands for Good-looking. I was wondering if you partake of the ding-a-lings of the dark persuasions. I ask because I would be willing to drill your ovaries like they contained fossil fuels. I'd do this at no charge, and would even be so kind as to pull out and spunk on your tummy.
    I'd be willing to buy you dinner (Wendys $.99 menu), take you to a film (adult theatre), and even take you back home (bus fare).
    Let me know what you think and we can hook something up for this weekend.
    Looking forward to your sweet kisses on my naughty bits,
    Fred G. Sanford
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  2. 06-07-2007, 02:51 PM #2
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    Hahahahaha!!!
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  3. 06-07-2007, 02:52 PM #3
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    this thread has much potential to blowuptuate
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    lmao
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    fred FTMFW
    FUCK B&D COMMUNICATIONS!

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  6. 06-07-2007, 02:58 PM #6
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    Who can say no to that?
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    lol okay so your butt hurt no lmao that great i wasn't bashing you lol what a dumbass.
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    OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!

    Sanford is the man.
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    Lol, came outta the red real quick.
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    Quote Originally Posted by d-ninja
    Lol, came outta the red real quick.
    Almost tooooo quick...Hmmmmm
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    LIRL! Fred knows how to talk to the ladys. +3
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    Get in line!
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  12. 06-07-2007, 03:19 PM #12
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    C'mon, where you at white girl? I saw you lookin in here a minute ago. Mah purple headed warrior is aching to be parked in your garage. I'm kidding, but really..lets hook up. You can invite a lady friend even. You on her, her on you, y'all on me.
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  13. 06-07-2007, 03:21 PM #13
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    im sure jenna will be down for that, sounds like a good time... yall kids have fun now. hahaha!
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  14. 06-07-2007, 03:21 PM #14
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    HAHA...........





























    Im leaning towards NO
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  15. 06-07-2007, 03:21 PM #15
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    I wanted to save this for later as a surprise, but if you act now, I will break out some purple drank. We can grip N sip all night long.
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  16. 06-07-2007, 03:25 PM #16
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    NOT THE PURPLE DRANK?!?!
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  17. 06-07-2007, 03:26 PM #17
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    lol this dude does not dissapoint
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    lol
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    Yeah, purple drank. I'll even break out some urnge faygo baybee. I don't cut corners when it comes to romancing my ladies. If you play your cards right, there might be some blackeyed peas and cornbread in this for you too.
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  20. 06-07-2007, 03:28 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by tony
    lol this dude does not dissapoint
    Disappoint isn't in Fred's vocabulary.
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    POST NUDES
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  22. 06-07-2007, 03:31 PM #22
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    I feel that if Im going to go anywhere with you Fred I do need to see some pics..........Im not talking about you pushing your rusty shopping cart around the dumpsters either......you know what Im talkin about











    DONT disappoint me Fred
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  23. 06-07-2007, 03:33 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by Steveo
    POST NUDES
    You want me to tuck it or do you prefer the full monty?
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    this threads to hardcore for my "virgin" eyes.
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  25. 06-07-2007, 03:35 PM #25
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    I WAS TALKING ABOUT THE 350 CHICK LIRL
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  26. 06-07-2007, 03:37 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by Steveo
    I WAS TALKING ABOUT THE 350 CHICK LIRL
    My offer still stands.
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    Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 5 (5 members and 0 guests)
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    oh shit, david in da house!!!
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  28. 06-07-2007, 03:38 PM #28
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    lol
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    NAH IM GOOD

    Quote Originally Posted by Fred Sanford
    My offer still stands.
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    ALEX YOU GOING TO BE AT THE MEET TONIGHT?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maniac
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    oh shit, david in da house!!!

    I'm just trying to see nudes of Jenna.........the only way I can see her naked; on the internet
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    Quote Originally Posted by Steveo
    ALEX YOU GOING TO BE AT THE MEET TONIGHT?
    yes sir, im gonna meet up with Will and alittle bit, and chill out for a bit and roll down there.
    we'll be rolling in my car, gonna meet up with some BiH1320 fag from IA @ bp around 7:50. he doesn't wanna roll alone, what a fag. hahaha! what time you rolling threw?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jennnzee
    I feel that if Im going to go anywhere with you Fred I do need to see some pics..........Im not talking about you pushing your rusty shopping cart around the dumpsters either......you know what Im talkin about
    DONT disappoint me Fred
    C'mon white girl, I ain't got time for games. Since you're so stuck on pics, then here is a photo from my last advert.

    Enjoy babe. Now when we gonna hook it up for some bump-n-grind & grip-n-sip?
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    Nevermind you Fred, David's here!
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    Quote Originally Posted by d993s
    I'm just trying to see nudes of Jenna.........the only way I can see her naked; on the internet
    you're not missing anything special! oh damn!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maniac
    yes sir, im gonna meet up with Will and alittle bit, and chill out for a bit and roll down there.
    we'll be rolling in my car, gonna meet up with some BiH1320 fag from IA @ bp around 7:50. he doesn't wanna roll alone, what a fag. hahaha! what time you rolling threw?
    probably going to lawrenceville meet then going to the lady friends house for a bit so IDK about the V tonight
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maniac
    you're not missing anything special! oh damn!
    LOL us black people are all about the snow bunnies
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    WTF Alex?

    I thought it was a secret!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Steveo
    probably going to lawrenceville meet then going to the lady friends house for a bit so IDK about the V tonight
    dude, just cancel the G-meet. for today, but if you're going to see a "lady" friend go for it man... have fun...

    but if you're down to hangout just give Will a call, im gonna be stuck with him all day.
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    d you get my m62 yet?
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