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  1. 06-05-2007, 06:28 PM #1
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    Default I can't stop itching my balls....

    what are the chances i have caught an std?
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  2. 06-05-2007, 06:29 PM #2
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    do they glow in the dark yet?
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    Quote Originally Posted by EF_SCOTSMAN
    do they glow in the dark yet?

    haha

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    no...they just itch
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    it happens, did you just shave them 2-3 days ago. Thats when mine start itching the most......




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    1 in a billlion but since your black 1 in 1
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    Quote Originally Posted by PhAtBoYMr2
    what are the chances i have caught an std?


    you got that on your nuts

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  8. 06-05-2007, 06:36 PM #8
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    tasuki can you check my nuts out for me?

    varsity 10 o clock sound good?
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    Quote Originally Posted by PhAtBoYMr2
    tasuki can you check my nuts out for me?

    varsity 10 o clock sound good?

    Actually my Friend Rick specialty is checking balls out.....all you have to do is bend over and he will make sure everything looks and feels great. heres his number 404 798 3954. When he answers tha phone ask for "Mr. Dic'em Down" he knows what you need for him to do.

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    sucks.....
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    You got the crab
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    lmao
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    You got crabs mark
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    crabs can be cured right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by PhAtBoYMr2
    crabs can be cured right?

    NOPE YOU FUCKED!! you can only prevent from them coming back like herpes

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tasuki_Civic
    NOPE YOU FUCKED!! you can only prevent from them coming back like herpes
    You can get rid of crabs, they are like ball lice...just some shampoo and cream...and clean all your shit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by seksicarlovinchick
    You can get rid of crabs, they are like ball lice...just some shampoo and cream...and clean all your shit.
    i was jk slow ass

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tasuki_Civic
    i was jk slow ass
    Bitch please...who you calling slow?
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    Quote Originally Posted by PhAtBoYMr2
    crabs can be cured right?
    "Just Use The Shampoo"

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    Quote Originally Posted by ep9716
    "Just Use The Shampoo"

    Reps If Someone Knows What Show Thats From
    Family guy? Fuck if I know...
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    10-4 , try melted butter
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    ok guys i just realized i put on some boxers that were dirty since last week

    let me change them and see if that helps
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    Quote Originally Posted by PhAtBoYMr2
    ok guys i just realized i put on some boxers that were dirty since last week

    let me change them and see if that helps
    dumb ass
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    Quote Originally Posted by PhAtBoYMr2
    ok guys i just realized i put on some boxers that were dirty since last week

    let me change them and see if that helps
    take a damn shower




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    Yea take a shower



    Quote Originally Posted by xLSTONEx
    take a damn shower
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    dats nasty ....you a nasty ass! dont you separate ya dirty laundry with your clean stuff?

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  27. 06-05-2007, 06:50 PM #27
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    hahahahaah i was only kidding

    i don't wear panties
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    or boxers
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    Ok i'm too drunk for this....

    yousef lock this shit man!
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    Quote Originally Posted by PhAtBoYMr2
    what are the chances i have caught an std?
    Did you fuck a random dirty hoe? If you met her at a bar or knew her less than a day...chances are you are carryin bugs. You may also just be irritated from the heat...maybe... Do you shave? That could be it too...
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    Quote Originally Posted by seksicarlovinchick
    Did you fuck a random dirty hoe? If you met her at a bar or knew her less than a day...chances are you are carryin bugs. You may also just be irritated from the heat...maybe... Do you shave? That could be it too...
    i do shave
    i do fuck random bar sluts
    and it is hot as fuck outside

    My friend told me to get tested in 6 weeks....if magic johnson can get a cure for aids i think i can too
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    Quote Originally Posted by PhAtBoYMr2
    i do shave
    i do fuck random bar sluts
    and it is hot as fuck outside

    My friend told me to get tested in 6 weeks....if magic johnson can get a cure for aids i think i can too
    Stop shaving for 2 weeks see if that helps, maybe some baby powder to reduced rubbage, and wrap it up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by seksicarlovinchick
    Stop shaving for 2 weeks see if that helps, maybe some baby powder to reduced rubbage, and wrap it up.

    you seem like you know your stuff...

    do you have aids too?
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    Quote Originally Posted by PhAtBoYMr2
    you seem like you know your stuff...

    do you have aids too?
    Mom is a nurse, I have an IQ higher than double digits, and I have a lot of stupid guy friends.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PhAtBoYMr2
    what are the chances i have caught an std?
    I'd be more concerned with why the fact that it took you so long to finally let them drop. Later, QD.
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    Quote Originally Posted by quickdodge®
    I'd be more concerned with why the fact that it took you so long to finally let them drop. Later, QD.


    HAHA i see you have Alot of jokes you old fucker!
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    Quote Originally Posted by PhAtBoYMr2
    HAHA i see you have Alot of jokes you old fucker!
    I feel like Las Vegas with all these runaways coming through the fingers. Lolol. Later, QD.
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    ^^^^ Not Even Close...Well A Lil..
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    that 70's show?
    -IA MGMT is inappropriate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leadfoot_mf
    that 70's show?
    Sad day...I was wrong.
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