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06-04-2007, 08:17 PM
Benefit

you forgot the g there pal.
06-04-2007, 08:32 PM
David88vert

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Originally Posted by BenefitX

you forgot the g there pal.

No he didn't...
06-04-2007, 08:33 PM
BTLFED

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Originally Posted by BenefitX

you forgot the g there pal.

There is no G in the world of Sanford.
06-04-2007, 08:51 PM
Benefit

no, in L-I-V-I-N-(G)
06-04-2007, 08:52 PM
BTLFED

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Originally Posted by BenefitX

no, in L-I-V-I-N-(G)

You aren't getting it. In the world of Fred Sanford, it is Livin' not Living.
06-04-2007, 08:54 PM
hydroshutter

lol @ this thread.
06-04-2007, 08:55 PM
Benefit

lmao oh...kinda like the word kinda?.......

i always thought your name was Battle Fed, not Bottle Fed...weird
06-04-2007, 08:59 PM
twinj

This dude is funny as shit.
06-04-2007, 09:07 PM
BTLFED

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Originally Posted by BenefitX

lmao oh...kinda like the word kinda?.......

i always thought your name was Battle Fed, not Bottle Fed...weird

Are you kidding me?!?! bahahahahha! :lmfao:
06-04-2007, 09:17 PM
twinj

Sad to say I though the samething. ^^
06-04-2007, 09:19 PM
BTLFED

You people are nuts! Lemme enlighten you:

http://www.importatlanta.com/feature...s/images/8.jpg
06-04-2007, 09:23 PM
hydroshutter

Where are two of the big ones? I thought you needed them by tonight?
06-04-2007, 09:25 PM
BTLFED

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Originally Posted by hydroshutter

Where are two of the big ones? I thought you needed them by tonight?

:umno:
06-04-2007, 09:29 PM
twinj

When first seen you SN thats what I thought. I been knew that is was bottlefed for about a year now. All of your cars on the bottle?
06-04-2007, 09:36 PM
BTLFED

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Originally Posted by twinj

When first seen you SN thats what I thought. I been knew that is was bottlefed for about a year now. All of your cars on the bottle?

Not yet, but the Datsun WILL have it too once I decide what engine I am going to put in it.
06-04-2007, 09:37 PM
Yoshi

i wonder.... y0 fred, is Heaven full of queers?
06-04-2007, 10:14 PM
Fred Sanford

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Originally Posted by BenefitX

you forgot the g there pal.

No, I didn't sir.
Wooderson, Dazed & Confused....look it up son.
06-04-2007, 10:17 PM
Fred Sanford

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Originally Posted by Yoshi

i wonder.... y0 fred, is Heaven full of queers?

Depends how many brothers you have.
06-04-2007, 10:22 PM
cactusEG

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Originally Posted by Fred Sanford

Depends how many brothers you have.

lol :lmfao:
06-04-2007, 10:22 PM
twinj

owned
06-04-2007, 11:28 PM
Ed

damn... i wanna rep fred sanford but i think he likes the red bars...

fred shall i give you red bars?
06-05-2007, 12:07 AM
Benefit

fred how old are you
06-05-2007, 12:11 AM
bunny

fred's words really touch me, inside. lol this thread is great!
06-05-2007, 12:39 AM
Fred Sanford

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Originally Posted by BenefitX

fred how old are you

I'm 67, but I still work the junk business.
06-05-2007, 12:45 AM
gijoe0720

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
06-05-2007, 01:07 AM
TheGodfather

Why did you never join Elizabeth like you thought?
06-05-2007, 01:44 AM
Leadfoot_mf

fred do u think paris hilton will be sodomized in prison?
06-05-2007, 02:51 AM
collins

lol tim, that should be a given.... and no, it wont be rape! haha
06-05-2007, 08:25 AM
civic95

Did you know Lamont, and Ester fucked on your couch?
06-05-2007, 09:40 AM
iloveboost

HAHAHAHAHAAHA @ this thread.

What do you think about Porsche 911s?
06-05-2007, 09:58 AM
Fred Sanford

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Originally Posted by gijoe0720

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Actually, if I recall correctly, the woodchuck is related to the beaver. Therefore, a woodchuck can chuck wood...it's in his blood. That in mind, a woodchuck can chuck 5 lbs 15.9 oz of wood.
06-05-2007, 10:10 AM
hydroshutter

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Originally Posted by Fred Sanford

Actually, if I recall correctly, the woodchuck is related to the beaver. Therefore, a woodchuck can chuck wood...it's in his blood. That in mind, a woodchuck can chuck 5 lbs 15.9 oz of wood.

I was way off :(
06-05-2007, 11:31 AM
Fred Sanford

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Originally Posted by TheGodfather

Why did you never join Elizabeth like you thought?

It's easy to confuse heartburn and a heart attack. Turns out some pepcid has gotten my acid reflux under control so I don't have any more scares. GERD is a bastard to live with.
06-05-2007, 11:34 AM
Fred Sanford

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Originally Posted by Leadfoot_mf

fred do u think paris hilton will be sodomized in prison?

Yes, with a broomstick. I expect she'll say "that's hot" the entire time. Hopefully she'll get the shit beat out of her by a big black woman also. Break that already-surgically-altered nose ftw.
06-05-2007, 12:21 PM
SpeedMonkey

Fred.. why have we banged alot of the same chicks??
06-05-2007, 12:24 PM
Fred Sanford

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Originally Posted by civic95

Did you know Lamont, and Ester fucked on your couch?

That was rollo, he's into GILF's.
06-05-2007, 12:31 PM
Fred Sanford

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Originally Posted by iloveboost

HAHAHAHAHAAHA @ this thread.

What do you think about Porsche 911s?

Zee Germans are good at a lot of things....genocide, beer, and cars to name a few. 90% of German cars get the Fred Sanford nod of approval.
06-05-2007, 12:34 PM
Fred Sanford

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Originally Posted by SpeedMonkey

Fred.. why have we banged alot of the same chicks??

Somebody has to have my sloppy seconds.
06-05-2007, 12:35 PM
SpeedMonkey

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Originally Posted by Fred Sanford

Somebody has to have my sloppy seconds.

ok freddy... i havent been 2nd on all of them, admit it.. i've beaten you to maybe 2 out every 10..... damn.. that's still bad.
06-05-2007, 12:49 PM
Fred Sanford

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Originally Posted by SpeedMonkey

ok freddy... i havent been 2nd on all of them, admit it.. i've beaten you to maybe 2 out every 10..... damn.. that's still bad.

Those 2 times musta been after I had a big meal. Fred doesn't fuck for an hour after eating, gotta keep the cramps away.

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