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  1. 05-31-2007, 07:17 AM #1
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    Default Blonde Joke For The Day

    A blonde finds herself in serious trouble. Her business has gone bust and she's in dire financial straits. She's so desperate that she decides to ask God for help. She begins to pray..."God, please help me. I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the Lotto."

    Lotto night comes, and somebody else wins it. She again prays..."God, please let me win the Lotto! I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well."

    Lotto night comes and she still has no luck. Once again, she prays..."My God, why have You forsaken me? I've lost my business, my house, and my car. My children are starving. I don't often ask You for help, and I have always been a good servant to You. PLEASE let me win the Lotto just this one time so I can get my life back in order."

    Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open. The blonde is overwhelmed by the Voice of God Himself..."Sweetheart, work with Me on this... Buy a ticket"
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  2. 05-31-2007, 07:21 AM #2
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    Rich...Bob...Stan...?????
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  3. 05-31-2007, 07:50 AM #3
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    hhahahahahahaha
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  4. 05-31-2007, 07:55 AM #4
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    ....Leisa laughs from experience....lol


    ~runs~
    Rich...Bob...Stan...?????
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    Quote Originally Posted by richw131
    ....Leisa laughs from experience....lol


    ~runs~
    I dont think so....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Leisa
    I dont think so....
    lol.

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  7. 05-31-2007, 10:05 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Leisa
    I dont think so....
    Yeah, you're not blonde. Later, QD.
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    ha ha ha i guess ????

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    um where's the creme filling
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    LOL wow...
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    um......so she didn't buy a ticket before she prayed? i don't get it =X
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    o my goodness

    take the pussy out of your mouth sweety then you will be able to take in the understanding that cums
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    HAHA! its funny cuz she didnt buy a ticket HAHA HA HA ha.........
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    lol you know i'm slow at these jokes! geezus haha
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    Quote Originally Posted by itsjustdee
    lol you know i'm slow at these jokes! geezus haha
    NAW

    i'm totally oblivious to who you are

    but if you want to change that you can myspace me lol j/k
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    Quote Originally Posted by william_jeff
    but if you want to change that you can myspace me lol j/k
    I don't know if TF would approve of this. Later, QD.
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    Quote Originally Posted by quickdodgeŽ
    I don't know if TF would approve of this. Later, QD.

    whoa whoa where have you been? me and TF are no longer an item!
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    Quote Originally Posted by itsjustdee
    whoa whoa where have you been? me and william_jeff are an item!
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    Quote Originally Posted by itsjustdee
    lol you know i'm slow at these jokes! geezus haha
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    maybe not, but hey

    if he's just a 'little joker', he will take this the wrong way

    but if he is dey dey he will take some 20s and find it funny

    but hey, it's all in fun
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