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    Default 2007 THREAD OF THE YR: My Cat Is Murdered (hilarity ensues)

    After taking a nap, I woke up to my mom screaming bloody murder. I thought she hurt herself so I immediatly ran to her and asked her if she was OK. I asked her whats wrong, and all she could do was point to the laundry room. I fear the worst, only to find out that when I approach the dryer, my worst fear has emerged. My cat Sophie, a year in a half, calico cat, who we rescued from a broken down home, was dead in the dryer. She must have jumped in between my mom grabbing the rugs from the other side of the house. There was a huge wet rug, so when my mom heard the thumping, she ignored it. This whole situation is terrible, because my father always states for her to check the dryer before she turns it on for the cats. Always. And she always does it. The one time she doesnt, this horrific accident has to happen. She keeps beating herself up because it was technically her fault, but it could happen to any one of us. I feel terrible because she is bringing the weight of the whole situation on herself. She keeps bringing up the sound of the thumping and how she heard it, and now that she knows what it really was, she goes into a meltdown. Im not asking for your pity or anything, I'm asking this for my mom, for your thoughts and/or prayers for her to help get through this. That cat was like a child to her, we just lost our 10 year old cat Jonathan, as well as losing her 43 year old brother John. Sophie was a kind of new hope for my mom, something she can show affection to to help her get over the recent deaths. My mom, and even my dad show so much affection to our pets. So please, say a prayer, or a kind word for my mother and this horrible incident. Thank you.
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    i m so sorry 2 hear that. my condolenses

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    http://homelesspets.com/ this may help we have some really nice cats that need good homes
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    That's terrible. Hard to believe something like that can happen. My condolences.
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    damn that sucks

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    Your mom dried the cat?! I kno damn well i'm not the only one that finds that funny....hilarious...

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    Quote Originally Posted by gtikid
    Your mom dried the cat?! I kno damn well i'm not the only one that finds that funny....hilarious...
    Shut up! so wrong...


    so sorry to hear about the cat.. hope ur mom is better now...

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    Quote Originally Posted by gtikid
    Your mom dried the cat?! I kno damn well i'm not the only one that finds that funny....hilarious...
    you're not alone

    You should come by best buy in ptc and I will hook you up with a new dryer that has a moisture sensor. The moisture sensor detects when your clothes are dry and cuts the heat off so your clothes or in this case cat wont bake
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    Quote Originally Posted by TIGERJC
    you're not alone

    You should come by best buy in ptc and I will hook you up with a new dryer that has a moisture sensor. The moisture sensor detects when your clothes are dry and cuts the heat off so your clothes or in this case cat wont bake
    Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    Can he get that swapped out for a cat sensor?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TIGERJC
    you're not alone

    You should come by best buy in ptc and I will hook you up with a new dryer that has a moisture sensor. The moisture sensor detects when your clothes are dry and cuts the heat off so your clothes or in this case cat wont bake
    fucked up but funny lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by gtikid
    Your mom dried the cat?! I kno damn well i'm not the only one that finds that funny....hilarious...
    your not alone!!!! !!!

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    That's terrible sorry to here that.

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    condolensces for a fucking cat?!?!?!? pshh please, those fucking annoyances are always where they aren't suppose to be. on my car, porch, wherever else, i'm glad that fucking cat is dead.

    bye you fluffy ass pussy lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by william_jeff
    condolensces for a fucking cat?!?!?!? pshh please, those fucking annoyances are always where they aren't suppose to be. on my car, porch, wherever else, i'm glad that fucking cat is dead.

    bye you fluffy ass pussy lol
    I'll put you in the dryer and see how you like it.

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    I am praying for you.

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    lmao @ she screamed "BLOODY MURDER"...like some gay horror flick in the late 30's..


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    Quote Originally Posted by BenefitX
    lmao @ she screamed "BLOODY MURDER"...like some gay horror flick in the late 30's..



    How's this for caturday "I'm in your dryer, blooding all your sheets"


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    Awww... that's terrible. I'll keep your mom in my prayers! I'm sorry to hear that.
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    lmao dry pussy

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    Quote Originally Posted by BenefitX
    lmao dry pussy


    Afterwards, it was beat up pussy

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    Quote Originally Posted by gtikid


    Afterwards, it was beat up pussy

    hahahahhaha

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    I really hope he doesn't read this thread.
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    i know its an extremly ironic situation that faggots like benefit and gtikid would find funny, but i was expecting that when i posted this. thanks for your thoughts, shes doing a lot better than i thought.





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    Quote Originally Posted by JJ Alfano
    i know its an extremly ironic situation that faggots like benefit and gtikid would find funny, but i was expecting that when i posted this. thanks for your thoughts, shes doing a lot better than i thought.
    Come on man, you seriously can't tell me that it isn't hilarious. When I was younger, my cousins stuck me in the dryer and turned it on, i've been there

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    Are you fucking kidding me!? BAHAHAHAHAHAHA at this thread!

    I find it funny because I have a dog. If my 100lb black lab jumps in the dryer, it would defy physics!
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    Damn...that sux...sorry to hear that....I wish best luck to both your mom and you!

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    hahahahahhahahahah

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    HAHAHAH WHATTA FUCKIN MORON

    TELL UR MOM QUIT TAKIN DOWNERS FOR HER PATHETIC LIFE AND PAY SOME FUCKIN ATTENTION WHEN THERE IS SMALL ANIMALS IN THE LAUNDRY CENTER HAHAHAHA

    OH YEA LOL @ CONDOLENCES FOR A PIECE OF SHIT CAT

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    i feel bad for your moms but i'll be honest, it IS a bit funny...

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    Quote Originally Posted by thinkfast®

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    lmfao

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    YO THAT HALFCAT CHARACTER HAS NO REMORSE... DOES NOT GIVE A FUK!!!

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    that some fucked up shit what you guys are saying. i seriously hope something bad happens to you, so you could be in my shoes. but yeah, go fuck yourselves.





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    Quote Originally Posted by JJ Alfano
    that some fucked up shit what you guys are saying. i seriously hope something bad happens to you, so you could be in my shoes. but yeah, go fuck yourselves.
    Why would you wanna wish something bad on us? Shit will happen and my dog will one day die. She won't die b/c I was negligent when she jumped in the dryer, and then not hearing the animal inside slam against the drier and slowly cook to a meal.

    Besides, you know damn well that if someone had told you a story about someone killing their cat by putting them in the dryer you would die laughing...like the rest of us

    BTW, how good was the cat for static? Did it work better than one of those static sheets?

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    Quote Originally Posted by gtikid
    Why would you wanna wish something bad on us? Shit will happen and my dog will one day die. She won't die b/c I was negligent when she jumped in the dryer, and then not hearing the animal inside slam against the drier and slowly cook to a meal.

    Besides, you know damn well that if someone had told you a story about someone killing their cat by putting them in the dryer you would die laughing...like the rest of us

    BTW, how good was the cat for static? Did it work better than one of those static sheets?
    LMAOFAMLMFOAFLAF; hahaha

    wow JJ i can just imagine it

    jj- mom whats that thumping sound?
    mom- the cat in the fuckin dryer!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JJ Alfano
    that some fucked up shit what you guys are saying. i seriously hope something bad happens to you, so you could be in my shoes. but yeah, go fuck yourselves.
    what a completely sensible comment... fuck you... fuck your mother... and fuck your baked cat.

    Maybe they'll give you a few bucks if you drop him off at the local chinese food place. I remember a few years back a popular dish was cat with broccolli.

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    lol fuck your cat

    your cat died and they way he died is funny as hell

    deal with it

    life is full of deaths, one less cat is not the end of the world...

    no, infact it is the beginning of a new day

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    Quote Originally Posted by william_jeff
    lol fuck your cat

    your cat died and they way he died is funny as hell

    deal with it

    life is full of deaths, one less cat is not the end of the world...

    no, infact it is the beginning of a new day

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