2007 THREAD OF THE YR: My Cat Is Murdered (hilarity ensues)

JJ isn't that the kid who bought my Corolla? I didn't realize he posted on here...

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Originally Posted by Turbo Terrance

where is jjalfago nowadays.... on permaban!?!?!

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he's now the resident shit talker on 240ATL....no wait, he got banned from there too....and yes DRIVEN, if the buyer was from mcdonough, it was JJ. i can't wait to finally meet him in person. it's gonna be swell!

2009 bump...

best thread of 07

instaban

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Originally Posted by BuBBa DRiFT

After taking a nap, I woke up to my mom screaming bloody murder. I thought she hurt herself so I immediatly ran to her and asked her if she was OK. I asked her whats wrong, and all she could do was point to the laundry room. I fear the worst, only to find out that when I approach the dryer, my worst fear has emerged. My cat Sophie, a year in a half, calico cat, who we rescued from a broken down home, was dead in the dryer. She must have jumped in between my mom grabbing the rugs from the other side of the house. There was a huge wet rug, so when my mom heard the thumping, she ignored it. This whole situation is terrible, because my father always states for her to check the dryer before she turns it on for the cats. Always. And she always does it. The one time she doesnt, this horrific accident has to happen. She keeps beating herself up because it was technically her fault, but it could happen to any one of us. I feel terrible because she is bringing the weight of the whole situation on herself. She keeps bringing up the sound of the thumping and how she heard it, and now that she knows what it really was, she goes into a meltdown. Im not asking for your pity or anything, I'm asking this for my mom, for your thoughts and/or prayers for her to help get through this. That cat was like a child to her, we just lost our 10 year old cat Jonathan, as well as losing her 43 year old brother John. Sophie was a kind of new hope for my mom, something she can show affection to to help her get over the recent deaths. My mom, and even my dad show so much affection to our pets. So please, say a prayer, or a kind word for my mother and this horrible incident. Thank you.

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how they gona rescue a cat from a broken down home and then kill her in a dryer...thats just down right cold blooded right there

i wanna drift on a bloody cat

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dont judge me

this thread shall nevar die.

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Originally Posted by osnap

this thread shall nevar die.

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and you will never spell correctly. :D

So this is the thred that started it all huh JJ?

that cat was...*claps* DIE-NO-MITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f6...g?t=1244689671

LOL...how many times is this thread going to resurface?

is jj still around?

NOT cool, Uproot.













lulz

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Originally Posted by shagwAg3n

is jj still around?

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Not so much on here, on 240atl he acts like he owns the place

http://www.bluesplus.com/graphics/CuteKitty_Big.jpg

how could someone kill a kitten... :( lawlz

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Originally Posted by Nismo

Not so much on here, on 240atl he acts like he owns the place

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has someone posted a link there to this thread? :D

have another go?

wonder if that cat got caught in a whirlpool

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! its back!!!! LOL

Cats...the new anti-static clothing treatment....errr...in 2007.

http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/a.../dryer_cat.gif

LMAO

bwahahahahahahahah. so whats new around here?

Am I the only one morbid enough to want to know what the cat looked like immediately following the epic spin cycle?

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it looked like a period...bloody pussy. what else do you expect?!

I don't like my pussy hairy or bloody.....

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If they had this cat they wouldn't have had to worry about it getting into the dryer
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y266/NAFC3S/FatCat.jpg

^^^^lol

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Originally Posted by Bacon

I don't like my pussy hairy or bloody.....

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shave it and slap a maxipad on it, not mine though

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Originally Posted by Sammich

shave it and slap a maxipad on it, not mine though

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Takes too much to chew through a pad. I can wait a week.

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sounds like you might need to find a suitable replacement

Someone needs to get JJ back in here.

Seems JJ was bant...so I unbannt him.

JJ is a high-brow drifter now, and has gained wisdom beyond his years during his search for the perfect drift. If you mixed a Tibetan monk, Socrates and Will Ferrell... You would have another JJ.

peekaboo, anyone know where my cat is? last seen near a laundromat...:ninja:

LOL... I never get tired of reading this thread every time it gets bumped.

it's much more hilarious if the cat lives. My mom did the same thing when i was younger. I noticed my shirt was covered in hair, went to the dryer, opened the door and the cat fell out and tried to walk down the hall bumping into the wall like it was drunk and then fell over.

I hate cats... so it was funny to me. I would kill someone if they did that to my dog.

I'd like an 18oz sirloin with a side of broccoli and fluffed feline tumble dried.