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  1. 05-30-2007, 10:42 AM #1
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    I really don't get it. if you wanted your shit back so bad that you felt the need to break into your ex's house, would you leave half your stuff in plain sight? My ex did that recently. What makes all this even weirder is that I called the ex to let him know that he forgot some things during his b&e rampage, and he said to throw it all away!! I guess its a good thing that I decided to be nice about the whole thing, but this is just weird.

    Was I playing trash service or what?!
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    Later, QD.
    FOR MORE INFO, CLICK THE PIC!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by quickdodge®



    Later, QD.



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    Quote Originally Posted by quickdodge®



    Later, QD.
    fuck u QD! Later, WJ.
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    buy pepper spray... later EG

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    I doubt a blow job is the answer to this riddle.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miranda
    I doubt a blow job is the answer to this riddle.
    you never know
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    Quote Originally Posted by passwordATL
    you never know

    Perhaps.
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    His B&E was to serve two purposes. One.) to get the stuff he really wanted. Two.) to search your house and find out if he's been replaced yet. How many times have you caught him following you? Stalker FTL.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova
    His B&E was to serve two purposes. One.) to get the stuff he really wanted. Two.) to search your house and find out if he's been replaced yet. How many times have you caught him following you? Stalker FTL.
    eh..

    He and I had managed to get back onto decent terms, and even now, I don't really care about the incident at my house. I'm more flustered by the fact that he went to a lot of trouble, and then didn't want his stuff. Weird.
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    It could solve another mans' riddle.
    Quote Originally Posted by jerseyef9
    lol okay so your butt hurt no lmao that great i wasn't bashing you lol what a dumbass.
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    Boys are stupid. Period. But they have the dick, so what are you gonna do?
    Last edited by tracy; 05-30-2007 at 11:51 AM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tracy
    Boys are stupid. Period. But they have the dck, so what are you gonna do?
    No kidding! I guess maybe I should have seen this coming when he bought me a Starship gift card for Valentine's day. Do I owe him a thank you or something? hehehe...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miranda
    No kidding! I guess maybe I should have seen this coming when he bought me a Starship gift card for Valentine's day. Do I owe him a thank you or something? hehehe...
    LOL. If you are serious that's too funny!!!!

    I hope this isn't the same ole ex!!! If it is, learn your lesson already before I beat sense into your ass.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tracy
    LOL. If you are serious that's too funny!!!!

    I hope this isn't the same ole ex!!! If it is, learn your lesson already before I beat sense into your ass.
    I promise you, I have learned my lesson.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tracy
    LOL. If you are serious that's too funny!!!!

    I hope this isn't the same ole ex!!! If it is, learn your lesson already before I beat sense into your ass.


    Can i watch?

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    Quote Originally Posted by JDMmuscle
    Can i watch?
    haha lol i got the camcorder
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    Quote Originally Posted by tracy
    Boys are stupid. Period. But they have the dck, so what are you gonna do?
    love us

    it's about the same with females

    they are stupid, but they have the pussy, so what am I going to do?

    :idb:
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    Two things:



    1. A blowjob is the answer for every riddle.

    2.
    Quote Originally Posted by william_jeff
    they are stupid, but they have the pussy, so what am I going to do?
    Women, can't live with 'em, can't legally shoot them. GET THE PHONE BOOK BITCH!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by B
    Two things:



    1. A blowjob is the answer for every riddle.

    2. Women, can't live with 'em, can't legally shoot them. GET THE PHONE BOOK BITCH!!!
    by golly this homemaker knows what he is talking about

    reps your way you son of a bitch
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    Quote Originally Posted by william_jeff
    by golly this homemaker knows what he is talking about

    reps your way you son of a bitch
    I am in North Carolina bitch, where are you?
    Quote Originally Posted by redGT
    And B is one of the best shit talkers on IA. "B">Mercer on a bad day.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tracy
    Boys are stupid. Period. But they have the dick, so what are you gonna do?
    girl fuck you! boys aint stupid! i dont kno why u say that.

    GIRLS ARE FUCKIN STUPID
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    Quote Originally Posted by tracy
    Boys are stupid. Period. But they have the dick, so what are you gonna do?
    ladys buy a plastic one...

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    Quote Originally Posted by cactusEG
    ladys buy a plastic one...
    From what I am told, plastic can't replace the real thing.

    Besides, if it really could; there would be no reason for women to have men around.
    Quote Originally Posted by redGT
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    Quote Originally Posted by B
    From what I am told, plastic can't replace the real thing.

    Besides, if it really could; there would be no reason for women to have men around.
    lol god forbid that

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    Quote Originally Posted by tracy
    Boys are stupid. Period. But they have the dick, so what are you gonna do?
    Why are you so hard on us menses?

    There is a guy sitting next to me on the couch who loves you a lot!
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    Quote Originally Posted by CBR
    Why are you so hard on us menses?

    There is a guy sitting next to me on the couch who loves you a lot!
    I know who it is, but he doesn't count! He's of a different breed of men!
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    Quote Originally Posted by tracy
    I know who it is, but he doesn't count! He's of a different breed of men!
    Speaking of him, his birthday is today.

    juan+juan+juan=
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    Quote Originally Posted by CBR
    Speaking of him, his birthday is today.

    juan+juan+juan=
    o0o0o0o damn. I missed it!!??? I'm in big ass trouble now.
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    miranda...do i know this ex...or am I just an idiot.
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    uhhhhh is there a william jeff clone?
    Val for president!

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    Quote Originally Posted by tracy
    uhhhhh is there a william jeff clone?
    no girl! now do me a favor sexy and show me ur :boobies: for daddy (me)!
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    Damn sorry to hear that girl
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    Dirty laundry, shame

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    Quote Originally Posted by B16a2 Civic
    Dirty laundry, shame
    i heard that kainejuice? got banned from IA. why did yall ban him? he's cool!
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    Quote Originally Posted by B16a2 Civic
    Dirty laundry, shame
    Naw.. he and I are cool.. I still find him hard to understand, though.. but its a funny story.
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    Bwahaha.. in a way it's funny as hell..


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    Quote Originally Posted by eViLMunkey
    Bwahaha.. in a way it's funny as hell..
    It IS!
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    Quote Originally Posted by eViLMunkey
    Bwahaha.. in a way it's funny as hell..
    damn i got owned like a bitch

    i'm not going to front

    first i looked at my post and said who the fuck deleted my posts

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