Do you know how fast you were going?
65?
63!
Do you know how fast...
Do you know how fast you were going?
65?
63!
Later, QD.
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god im bored
That shone on your starting post, lolol. Later, QD.
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true..but that movies fuckin amazing
Oh? What movie is that? Later, QD.
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Super Troopers...come on qd..even gangstas like that movie
Lolol. I've never seen it. Later, QD.
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damn..you gotta watch it.
it was a great movie!!!
If You Aint Blowin You Aint Goin!!!
"So, Lone Star. Now you see that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb."
you have to have it scripted out to be as funnyOriginally Posted by MitsuEvo6
cop: do you know how fast you were going?
kid he pulled over: 65??
cop: 63!!!!! (speed limit was 65, haha, just watch it QD)
more...haha, i got all these from imdb.com a cool site if you think you've seen all of a movie, always have new trivia and goofs about any movie.
Farva: License and registration... chicken fucker.
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College Boy 2: You must have eaten, like, a hundred bucks worth of pot, and, like, 30 bucks worth of shrooms man.
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Farva: Give me a double bacon cheeseburger.
Dimpus Burger Guy: [into mic] Double bacon cheeseburger. It's for a cop.
Farva: What the hell's that all about? You gonna spit in it now?
Dimpus Burger Guy: No, I just told him that so he makes it good.
[into mic]
Dimpus Burger Guy: Don't spit in that cop's burger.
[to Farva]
Dimpus Burger Guy: Want me to dipa-size your meal for 25 cents?
Farva: Want me to punch-a-size your face, for free?
Dimpus Burger Guy: It's only 25 cents and look how much you get.
Thorny: Look, kid, he doesn't want it.
Farva: I'll just take a litre o' cola.
Dimpus Burger Guy: [into mic] Literacola? Do we sell literacola?
[to Farva]
Dimpus Burger Guy: What's a literacola?
Farva: [slowly starts shouting] Litre is French for…
[grabs burger kid by shirt]
Farva: …give me my fucking cola!
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Thorny: It stinks like sex in here.
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Thorny: Are you okay?
College Boy 2: Yeah, sure.
Thorny: Yes sir?
College Boy 2: Yes sir.
Thorny: No, did you say "yes sir."?
Rabbit: I think he said "yeah, sure."
College Boy 1: What'd you say man?
College Boy 2: When I said, "yeah, sure", but what... literally what I said was "yeah, sure, sir."
Thorny: So you are okay then?
College Boy 2: Yes sir.
[sounds like "yeah sure"]
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Mac: Oh, c'mon, we're like the sons you never had.
Captain O'Hagan: If you were my son, Mac, I would've smothered you by now.
Mac: Smothered me in gravy you big dirty man.
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Farva: Say car Ram-Rod.
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Officer Smy: [to Ursula] If you were my wife, I'd take you down a peg or two.
[to Foster]
Officer Smy: Hey douche bag.
Foster: [to Ursula] If you were my wife, I'd massage your feet 'til you fell asleep.
Ursula: Nice try.
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Farva: Just cleaning out the old locker, she stinks like ass but I'll sure miss her... I guess you could say that about all my girls.
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Thorny: Who wants a moustache ride?
German Woman: I do, I do!
German Man: Oooh, I vant von too!
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Farva: Hey, let's pop some Viagras and issue tickets with raging, mega-huge boners.
Thorny: You know, Farva, only you can make a dark man blush. And no, we're not doing it.
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Foster: Okie dokie silly okio. I'm an idiot.
Mac: That's true.
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Police Chief Grady: Desperation is a stinky cologne.
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Police Chief Grady: I'm sorry about that delousing. Just standard procedure.
Farva: It's powdered sugar.
Police Chief Grady: The lice hate the sugar.
Farva: It's delicious.
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Captain O'Hagan: [In an Irish accent] I'll believe ya when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet.
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Captain O'Hagan: I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, " Shenanigans."
Mac: Hey Farva what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy stuff on the wall and the mozzarella sticks?
Farva: You mean Shenanigans?
Rabbit: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
[as they hand the Captain their pistols]
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Thorny: Where are your shoes?
Foster: What are you, the shoe police?
Thorny: I am, and you owe me 20 laps around the bar
Foster: Black magic only works on the rookie
Thorny: That's brown magic
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Mac: You boys like Mex-i-co? Woo-hoo.
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Police Chief Grady: I will have the enchilada platter with two tacos and no guacamoles. Mike?
Officer Smy: Yeah, chief. I'll have a CHINCHILLA.
Rabbit: I don't get it. Tacos?
Thorny: They think I'm Mexican.
Rabbit: You're not?
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Captain O'Hagan: I'm sorry, Bruce. These boys get that syrup in 'em, they get all antsy in their pantsy.
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Farva: Don't call me radio, unit 91.
Mac: Then don't call me unit 91, radio.
Farva: Are you done?
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Foster: Do I look like a cat to you boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE?
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[Foster and Mac have pulled a man over for speeding and are deciding what game to play]
Mac: All right, how about "Cat Game?"
Foster: Cat Game? What's the record?
Mac: Thorny did six, but I think you can do ten.
Foster: Ten? Starting right 'meow?'
[Mac laughs - they walk up to the car, and Foster taps on the driver side]
Larry Johnson: Sorry about the...
Foster: All right meow. (1) Hand over your license and registration.
[the man hands him his license]
Foster: Your registration? Hurry up meow. (2)
[Mac ticks off two fingers]
Larry Johnson: Sorry.
[the man laughs a little]
Foster: Is there something funny here boy?
Larry Johnson: Oh, no.
Foster: Then why you laughing, Mister... Larry Johnson?
[pause]
Foster: All right meow, (3) where were we?
Larry Johnson: Excuse me, are you saying meow?
Foster: Am I saying meow?
[Mac puts his hands up for the fourth one, but makes an "eehhh" facial expression, as he is considering the last one]
Larry Johnson: I thought...
Foster: Don't think boy. Meow, (4) do you know how fast you were going?
[man laughs]
Foster: Meow. (5) What is so damn funny?
Larry Johnson: I could have sworn you said meow.
Foster: Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree?
[Mac is gut-busting laughing]
Foster: Am I drinking milk from a saucer?
[feigned anger]
Foster: Do you see me eating mice?
Foster: [Mac and the man are laughing their heads off now] You stop laughing right meow! (6)
Larry Johnson: [the man stops and swallows hard] Yes sir.
Foster: Meow, (7) I'm gonna have to give you a ticket on this one. No buts meow. (8) It's the law.
[rips off the ticket and hands it to the man]
Foster: Not so funny meow, (9) is it?
Foster: [Foster gets up to leave, but Mac shakes his hands at him, indicating only nine meows] Meow! (10)
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Captain O'Hagan: The bulletproof cup? I invented this gag, Rabbit. Only in my day, the rookie got naked.
[fires through the window, accidentally shooting out the glass]
Captain O'Hagan: And we also used blanks. You're a sick motherfucker, Mac.
Mac: Thanks for that, Captain.
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Farva: What's this?
[playing with cloth]
Rabbit: A chamois cloth.
Farva: Ha. Lucky guess. I just lost a buck. To myself.
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Rabbit: Oh, look, a bar of soap. (lifting soap out of coffee)
Farva: oohoohoh shit. I got you good, you fucker.
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Foster: We could be like Cagney and Lacy.
Ursula: Right. Except Cagney and Lacy were both women.
[beat]
Foster: I could be Lacy.
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Thorny: I am all that is man.
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Farva: Come on, Thorny, what game are you playing here? I can say "meow". I can say "moo". For twenty bucks, I'll call the guy a "chicken fucker".
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[Mac gets shot in the crotch while wearing the steel cup ]
Foster: How you feelin' there, Mac?
Mac: Good enough... to fuck... your mother.
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[College Boy 3 appears from closet, encounters cops]
College Boy 3: I love acid... Cops.
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Foster: You crapped on my heart.
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Farva: It doesn't matter cause I'm going to win ten million dollars.
Thorny: What are you going to do with ten million dollars, and you can't say buy the Cleveland Cavaliers.
Farva: I'd buy a ten million dollar car.
Thorny: That's fine I'd still pull you over.
Farva: Bull Shit. You couldn't pull me over, and even if you did I'd activate my car's wings and I'd fly away.
[Farva pulls off ticket from cup and pop spills all over him from the hole behind the ticket]
Farva: Stupid burger punk.
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[Ursula meets Foster at a restaurant. Ursula is dressed as a biker, Foster is dressed as a cyclist]
Foster: Ah, biker. I'm such an idiot.
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Ursula: [talking into voice filter] Freeze motherfucker.
Foster: Oh, god, please don't shoot me. I'm naked.
Ursula: Drop your coat and grab your toes.
Foster: What?
Ursula: I'm gonna show you where the wild goos goes.
Foster: Uh, this isn't happening. I'm a police officer. Ursula, help.
Ursula: Baby, I'm gonna butter your bread.
[Foster turns, sees Ursula is "holding him up"]
Ursula: [still talking into the voice filter] You don't have these at your station?
Foster: I don't suppose you have a fresh pair of underwear I can borrow?
Ursula: I'm not sure you could fit into my panties.
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Mac: and that was the second time I got crabs.
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[a man appears to be having sex with a bear in the woods]
Officer Smy: Bear... bearfucker, do you need assistance?
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Officer Burton: How's the view from sugar heaven, bitch?
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Foster: So, Ursula, what'cha doing?
Ursula: Don't use that boyfriend voice with me.
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Farva: MacAttack, wanna go punch for punch?
[Mac punches Farva in the stomach]
Farva: oooh good one, I did not specify. Never shit a shitter.
[Ursula walks by]
Farva: Lady in blue comin through.
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Mac: No, Farva, you are under arrest for being a complete and total fuckhead.
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Farva: Who wants cream? Nobody? Okay, no cream.
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Foster: Ain't so funny meow is it?
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[College Boy 3 is licking the dividing window in the cop car and says]
College Boy 3: The Snozzberries taste like Snozzberries.
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Thorny: Littering and... littering and... smokin' the reefer.
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Farva: Gimme a litre o' cola.
Dimpus Burger Guy: What?
Farva: A litre o' cola.
Thorny: Just order a large, Farva.
Farva: I don't want a large Farva. I want a goddamn litre o' cola.
Dimpus Burger Guy: I don't know what that is.
Farva: Litre is French for give me some fucking cola before I break vous fucking lips!
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Rabbit: Holy shit, it's a cool winabego
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Rabbit: A number one top gun, in the name of justice, John Q. Public can trust us. Hail to thee dear old Paroon, hail to thee.
All: Hail to thee!
Rabbit: Hail to thee!
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Rabbit: See, a lot of drug dealers use stickers to mark their products. Like a brand name.
Farva: See? Where'd you learn that, Cheech? Drug school?
Captain O'Hagan: Shut up, Farva.
[to Rabbit]
Captain O'Hagan: Did that bag you pulled off these College kids have that sticker?
Rabbit: Uummm...
[secretly looks at a bag he hid in his pocket]
Rabbit: I don't believe it did.
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Mac: How's your shooting, Thorny?
Thorny: Good. I've been dead on all morning.
Mac: What about that little guy?
[points to a bullet hole in the shooting target's neck]
Thorny: Who, that little guy? I wouldn't worry about that little guy.
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Mac: Your mother should've swallowed you, Rando!
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Rabbit: See if they've got any chololate bananas... Foster?
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Foster: [explaining his low number of citations issued] I can't make them speed.
Captain O'Hagan: Try hiding.
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Mac: But our shenanigans are cheeky and fun
Thorny: And his shenanigans are cruel and tragic
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Rabbit: [referring to the Johnny Chimpo cartoon] It's really funny, Cap! It's Afghanistanimation.
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Farva: [Farva to Unit 91, aka Foster over radio whilst Ramathorne and Rabbit are chasing Miata] Unit 91, unit 91? C'mon Unit 91, quit counting your pubes we have a pursuit out here
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Thorny: Say Farva, you wanna take this dispatch?
Farva: Hell, yeah!
Thorny: Yeah, I bet you would.
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College Boy 3: [shouts] Candy bars!
i concur. its brilliant. do watch it
College Boy 3: [shouts] Candy bars!
yes!
it was on a lil while ago on comedy central
If You Aint Blowin You Aint Goin!!!
"So, Lone Star. Now you see that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb."
Ok...
I am God's gift to the stick shift.
ya..i watched it for a bit
That is a damn funny movie. One time in Chicago I got pulled over by a cop that looked 100% just like Farva.
I probably woulda got off with a warning until I felt the need to tell him he looked like Farva, I coulda done something a lot more useful with that $75 haha.
^^nice^^
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