Couldn't help myself...

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Just as a surgeon was finishing up an operation the patient wakes up, sits up and demands to know what is going on. "I'm about to close," the surgeon says. The patient grabs his hand and says, "Oh, no you're not! I'll close my own incision."

The doctor hands him the needle and says, "Suture self."

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A man goes to his mate's fancy dress party with nothing but a naked girl on his back. "So what on earth are you supposed to be?" the host asks. "I'm a snail." The man replies. "What a load of rubbish!" spits his host. "How can you be a snail when all you've got is that naked girl on your back?"

"That's not any naked girl, mate," the bloke replies, "that's Michelle."

Later, QD.

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For you, Godfather. Lolol. Later, QD.

[TheGodfather]

Hahahaha, more good stuff.

Is there a users fee if I use these outside of IA? Lol.

[quickdodge®]

Suit yourself. Lolol. Later, QD.

[Sol-Badguy]

Ooo, I love the puns!!

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Ooo, I love the puns!!

Same here. Later, QD.

[koukis14]

My one legged wife Ilene though it was funny too. She just called her sister Peg with the wooden leg and told her.