CHINESE SICK LEAVE - "I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!"

Hung Chow calls into work and says,


"Hey, boss I no come work today, I really sick.


I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt, I no come work."


The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today.

When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex.


That makes everything better and I go work. You try that."

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again.


"Boss, I do what you say and I feel great.


I be at work soon. You got nice house."